Mrs Hinch #688 The Tattlers are cackling. Because Hinch has skin like carvery crackling!

[cantstandinfluencers]

Surely if you’re “forgot your clothes” you’d go and buy a few bits not wear your beach wear to the restaurants in the evening why does she lie about the most ridiculous things

She’d have planned her wardrobe and what to take on holiday…then she’d have planned the non twins and all their matching outfits ready for their staged photos for Instagram posts and content - she lies about everything but that’s because she’s a massive narcissistic twat who wears a black hat!
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Ohhh what a shock...
The only reason she has plugged the hotel and Q&A was to get their attention and blag a freebie holiday.
Nothing she does is for any other reason than person gain.
That old video of her all anxious at that party, chavved up to the eyeballs, tits hanging out, says it all. That is the real her, a tart, liar and fraud.

Spot on!

 

[MrsD33]

Wonder why she made it public for a short while then that’s strange. I’m sure Sophie hasn’t thanked her for doing that…it contradicts the anxiety, shy little farm girl Sophie that never goes out narrative she spins to her followers

No idea, unless she wanted to get some of Sopha’s followers, but all she had to do was ask her which site she uses to buy them from

 

[Char4649]

Bet my life savings that this hasn't happened.

nobody cares that you're acoustic babes.

 

[Wildrosesez]

See, you nusty trolls, Ron loves his “different” bedding. Farm bedding for a little boy who lives on a farm.

my phone autocorrected to “busty trolls” and I was so tempted to leave it

 

[JustmeJ]

Is she for real? “Oh I tagged the hotel and I can’t believe they’ve seen it”. OF COURSE THEY HAVE SINCE YOU TAGGED THEM. It’ll be someone’s job to oversee the social media accounts you stupid bint.

Also she is not as famous as she thinks/wants/imagines. I can easily believe she’s been in Dubai a week and not tagged in much. My litmus test for celebrities is always if someone like my mum could recognise her in a line up. And while yes, she has heard of the name, she told me she doesn’t know what she looks like. So there.

Insta famous is not famous.
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I forgot my clothes. She is so full of actual shite it’s unbelievable.

There always has to be a disaster story.
Keeps her relatable innit

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

Thanks for the new fred magic!!
I’d like to talk about Mrs “never leaves the house” please

 

[Justapeep]

In my opinion Ron was never socialised as a baby I know Covid had a lot to do with that but she has kept him sheltered and interned in castle greyskull and now the Notafarm all his little life with a camera shoved in his face/ Those kids never get to play with other kids they are kept apart dressed like twins. All
He had was her talking to him in that stupid shrieking voice mummmmaaazzzz boy. It's not a wonder he's a bit behind in speech and gets a bit overwhelmed in crowded places he never been used to it. Even when they got to soft play or farms it always looks like they are the only family in the place. Most of this is their own fault because of the way they raised him

 

[teshhco-tart]

She's a pathological liar and a mythomaniac - she is so deep into her constructed character that she believes in her own lies and representation of being a number of things which she naturally is not:

- a farmer
- a loving mother
- a cleaning fanatic
- a generous empathic person
- an anxious, shy person
- autistic
- a caring wife

All these traits have been made up for the persona of Mrs Hinch and now she doesn't know who Sopha is so she opts for what she thinks people will love, because she knows of all people, that she is not loveable the real way she is (nasty, judgemental, bullying, narcissistic, greedy and materialistic) and above all she knows that wouldn't sell.

I don't feel sorry for her in the slightest, but I have to say it must be exhausting for her. Instead of working on herslef she created a falso character and she can't live up to these expectations. She needs rewiring, but of course she won't do it because she believes in her own lies.

 

[tikimelon]

So on her new video, she’s balling a fresh pack of socks. Can tell they’re brand new the way they’re lined. SO YOU CAN’T CLEAN WHITE SOCKS DOGPIE IS THAT RIGHT. That explains why we never saw the soaked socks again. Reckon she just uses them as disposables, one pack worn once off to Maldonia tip to live out the rest of their days with the dolls house, record player and chess board, buys new pack. LOOK HOW WHITE I GOT EM GUYSCHHHHHH. Fuck off.

 

[springheeledyeti]

I howl at the people in the comments calling her ‘Soph’ like she’s their bestie

I get second hand embarrassment so much when they say ‘Oh Soph’

Bet she’s pissed off some of them have remembered the ‘new range’ and the ‘new sheep’ she wasn’t actually allowed

 

[idk21]

Hi nusties . I’ve just come across this vid and it immediately reminded me of something #hinchlist

 

[HinchesSousChef]

It isn’t a stain. It’s an object. It appears just after she chucks an item of clothing so it must be some sort of chicken fillet.

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Funny how she hasn’t shared or even commented on Stacey’s post even though they’re apparently BFFs. Greedy was straight in there with her “proud friend” comment . Not keeping up are we Hinchy?

Give her a break! She's busy searching for the perfect cryptic quote about true friends.

 

[Zofloragirl]

Imagine Garnier’s surprise:
Hunch “I’m here to meet Garnier”
Man “who are you?”
Hunch “Mrs Hinch”
Man (glancing at photo on guest list) “are you sure love?”

 

[HinchesSousChef]

The reason Hinch is sharing her very rare work lunch and book stories is because trollomons spring range launched today. In fact I would bet that YMU ensured hinch had a pointless posh lunch this week to stroke her ego and calm a massive strop because that nusty Stacey dared have her own home range when hinch doesn’t have one….

 

[Swedish chef]

New face x

this friends stories right now are all at hinch farm…

Gawd what a pair of hard faced worn down world weary dick sucking for a fiver slappers. I'm very fank you
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Pick a face mate

The many faces of a country cunty gurl

 

[Fluffy20]

“Works from home”!! FFS Soph, pull the other one!
I leave home at 7am and get back at 7pm 6 days a week and my dogs still get more exercise than Henry because they’re out with the dog walker for 2 hours every day.
Yes they’re pleased to see me when I get in but only because they know that I’m going to feed them which is the exact same reason why all of your animals follow you around!

 

[Char4649]

Sorry, what the- has she done to Jimbobs legs?! feck offffff

 

[EmmaE54]

Her leg tattoo is hideous

 

[Wize Owl]

Well that’s another one ticked off….camels running over because they lurrrrrrve mummaz for the carrots At this rate my Slopha‘s March Challenge will be finished by Monday…..she’s bound to shag Audrey over the weekend