Mrs Hinch #688 The Tattlers are cackling. Because Hinch has skin like carvery crackling!

[WendyW]

Of all the things that can be said about her, boiling different veg together aint top of the list! I tend not to put anything in with broccoli because it's messy and anything with it gets bits of broccoli fluff all over but anything else that goes, sprouts, peas, carrots, green beans etc, etc, blah, blah, it all gets chucked in together!

‘Broccoli fluff’!!!

 

[IBeingnosey]

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This was on her galentine bollocks reel.
Today is March 1st. It’s the month nusties. The month of wee Mario’s bespoke boujee trip down to Essex. Both threads will be going off, and I am so here for it. Blessed be!!!!

Next month? She that busy filming pre-records that he has to wait a month? Or does he have to wait until she’s finished her monthly to-do list

 

[funnyone]

I’m sure she’d uploaded several cleaning stories today & deleted them since??

 

[Mum of two]

I have been wondering the same!! Fluff from the filter yes; my bloody tumble dryer won’t start unless I do that, drives me insane, but what else is there to do?!!
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Is it a condenser? Mine has two different filters to clean. Arsenal hole job.
I'm Dogpie. Just flushing it under the tap isn't enough.

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

I genuinely thought she was cleaning the back of a rug then, I was thinking wtf is she doing. That rugs shit

And that's not dirt, that's pure alpaca piss she's sucked up there

That was the back of the rug wasn't it? That's what usually look like.

 

[Shouldbedoingjobs]

Never left the hotel! All that way and never even left to go and do some shopping or see the malls (especially considering she ‘forgot’ her clothes! And how can you just forget to pack stuff for yourself…for someone that has to have everything in its place, I would have expected her to unpack and repack her suitcase multiple times (which is what I end up doing!)

To be fair we have just returned from a week in Dubai (In the Marina not the palm ) we did visit the Palm and its lovely and has a few shops etc The Mall however is crazy and there is no way in the world I would have taken kids of that age there as they would get nothing from it. It’s packed and what child of that age enjoys shops

 

[geezabreak]

I didn’t realise some of the insta story viewers show the number of likes on posts..

Can I ask you which one you're using? I've been using insanony but it seems to have gone down the toilet today.

 

[ATV2022]

Who vomited random capital letters all over the menu?

Oh my word… she always has to act like a TWAT doesn’t she

The way she goes on you’d think all she’s ever eaten is Greggs’ sausssage rollsssh dipped in tomato sschoup, Mc’D’s, mugshotsssh and Vomfessschts

This is her and NoNob’s wedding breakfassscht and Canapésssh….. bet she thought she was really possssh and ssspecial that day…..and best to cover over Oven Ready Pringle and the gurrrrlsssh eyes

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[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

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If it's anything like she extracted from the rug,my guess is Nicotine with undertones of l 'eau de Floof.
Hmmmm,heaven.

Is Fiddle a puffer per chance?

 

[ChunkyMonkey90]

Just re-listened and you are right! You can hear Jimbob saying ‘cue’ - just shows what a fake life they both lead. I wonder if he’s there holding some sort of script - she did sound like Jamie at the end with the use of ‘mate’ ‘all the best’ etc

Why would he need to say cue though
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Also I have a similar carpet cleaner, and sometimes the cleaner will take out colour from the materials. It did it to my daughter mattress when I cleaned it.

 

[geezabreak]

I noticed they have all gone off for ptwm. X

I found this one, works great and exactly the same as insanony

 

[Reality_tv_lover]

I had a husband plus three secondary age kids all wearing a clean shirt Monday to Friday so twenty shirts needing ironing every week. Soph- how’s it going with one tiny shirt for Ron and a polo shirt for Lon on his nursery days?

Husband has bakery whites for work and I have two boys one the same as as Ron and one a year older and it's constant uniforms, socks and two different jumpers

 

[Zofloragirl]

Definitely deleted the post according to Social Blade. Uploaded one day and deleted the next.



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Wow. Shows how little she posts.

 

[Pipyspops15]

That easily could have been a phonics game for Ronnie. I watched sound down. I saw him engage with hat but none of the others. She could have focused on his key sounds for that week… oh well.

He spelt h a t phonetically then she screech HAT at them

 

[stefanp]

An hour? Check out the before and after. I swear things haven’t even moved . She brings up a bag of stuff into the room - contains the new socks and the new duster. That’s most of the “mess”. Where are the TOYS??????

To be fair does she not have a playroom for toys?? I think it’s good not to have an overstimulating bedroom! It’s a horrible bedroom and the playroom is hideous- but it’s a million times better than the bedroom poor Ronnie has been lumbered with! His bedclothes seriously set me on edge

 

[FFS2023]

I forgot my clothes. She is so full of actual shite it’s unbelievable.

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[Troutpout]

Yes!!!!! My son is ND but he does eat pretty much anything except food that should be smooth but could have a lump in it so gravy and mash are big no no’s for him, eggs in any form and porridge……he gags. Certain meat he doesn’t like the texture off but other meat he’ll eat no problem. But, If I were to give him a carrot on a roast dinner for example that is cut differently to how I normally cut them, he can’t eat them, he doesn’t believe they are carrots and gets worked up. This is the same for everything I cook. Everything has to be the same or look the same as it always has done or like you say, he won’t eat.
Which makes going on holiday tricky, we always go AI but he reverts back to ‘beige’ foods like chicken nuggets, chips, pasta, pizza, sausages and hash browns and maybe the odd bit of cucumber because they are safe, they look the same pretty much anywhere you go. No matter what I put on a separate plate for him, he looks at me like I’ve got 2 heads even though I know perfectly well he likes it. We roll with it, what’s a week or so out of the year, he’s eating something and that’s better than nothing

I totally get this. Doesn’t every mum let the kids have beige on holiday! . I just was observing that these ‘influencers’ with ND children all seem to be such awful mothers. They don’t even try to feed their kids decent food.

 

[Eyesopened]

Insert photo of outside of my house

To do list > paint entire house

There Zoph, I can do that too

 

[stopwindingeachotherup]

I am DONE
A waitress did her job!! Groundbreaking!! She literally sounds like a parody

I thought she was vegetarian and didn’t eat chicken? Does she think all animal meat is red meat?

 

[HenryHenchcliffe]

Oh I get the genuine MH struggles and the physical ones. Purely a dig at the way she portrays herself x

I know. Mine was a dig at her too and not you.