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That #ad
The Rituals cream is a full tub, shame I’d like one half used.
The shampoo and conditioner are in tubes, not bottles.
She’s keeping the lip mask.
But most importantly, it’ll make you feel good for about 10 minutes.
She’s so bad at this, why do people use her
As much as I can’t stand Stacey Solomon & Joe Swash, I have to say they have more chemistry and fun together than Hinch & Jamie judging by their night out (shame Sophie & Jamie weren’t invited ). All Sophie does is post her bloody wedding photo repeatedly even when it’s Jamie’s birthday. It’s all about her. There’s just no spark between them, just stupid innuendos when they are acting up for the cameras. You never see them together having a good time. Their marriage is doomed - there’s three people in that marriage and that’s not healthy. Freda I’m looking at you! Such a weird family dynamic. I’m sure Jamie’s family don’t approve of Sophie & her mum.
OMG, the thing of nightmares Thank feck it’s never been scheeeeen again….. I hope Hennerz got hold of it and gave it a good hard shake until the stuffing fell out…. Wait…..he doesn’t know how to play with toys as he’s never had any! Blessssh’im
Literally there is nothing she could advertise which would make me think about buying it. She is awful at it. She’s awkward in front of the camera, says “guys” about a million times, says NOTHING about what the products do, nor shows them in real life on her face minus a filter. She’s so terrible at this.
Why do they ask her?
Oh yeah cos LF are as thick as her if they think she has 4.8m followers.
Plus a crane with a hoist attached to enable teeny peeny gunty mannz to squeeze into his waistcoat & skinny wedding trousers.
ETA: Her bloody nails tapping sound like maracas! 🪇
So, Nusties….. bit of a change of subject, but do we think Mario will actually stay at tend farm when he visits next month Maybe he could bunk up with Hennerz or Fiddle To be honessssscht I don’t know much about the geezer, apart from the fact he looks like he has a dick stuck on his face where his nose should be and he seems like an absolute plonker.
I had a little look at his thread and given that two of my besties are Scottish I get some of what is being said there…. but I guess it’s like here, unless I joined in here I wouldn’t have a clue about bumbuminnit, blessshed be, crunky snacksssh etc.
I just hope it’s not when I’m giving birth as I’d really like to see her trying to explain that actually RoyOiOi and the others do actually spit like they’re chewing tobacco in good old West Virginia…….. straight at Mario
She's so eager to get to that 5m. Inch's flexible friend must be doing over time this week. All this shows is she has more bots than actual real followers. When she resorts to bulk buying it screams desperation.
If I was look fantastic seeing her #ad, apart from the filters, the lack of explanation about each product, I’d be bitch slapping her with her keep mentioning how expensive each product is ordinarily , nothing like going for the quick sale with no further purchases
Soph is the school bully who made your life a misery when younger but then you find her on Facebook and she still looks chavvy, cheap and you see her for the manipulative, desperate and failure of a woman she really is.
I don't realy like comparing her and Stacey but hinch if you're reading I'd love to see you and Jimbob relaxed, dancing together just actually enjoying loife! on a night out ( Hinch you may ask why should you share such personal moments? I would respond with you show your kids faces and personal moments all over so why not their mummaz and daddaz) Leave your mummaz at home though to look after the little manz so then he's not distracted and only for eyes for you hunnay
That filter. She skips in and out of it so much. Her arms go weird angles. Her having tonhandle the products weirdly to keep in filter. Its so fucking weird. And her face. It's so different to her real one. But almost looks worse because she's tried to do it in a way you can't tell or looks real. When her whole face is a fake one.noone looks like that hunch,not even you.
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