Mrs Hinch #687 Cleaning is her hobbie, careful Hinch you’ll soon need it for a jobbie 😂

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JustmeJ

Literally there is nothing she could advertise which would make me think about buying it. She is awful at it. She’s awkward in front of the camera, says “guys” about a million times, says NOTHING about what the products do, nor shows them in real life on her face minus a filter. She’s so terrible at this.
Why do they ask her?
Oh yeah cos LF are as thick as her if they think she has 4.8m followers.
 
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Soapy

Hinchs code gets you an extra fiver off the website price. I think I'd rather pay the extra fiver
 
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Tinkerbell cat

What is the point in her sharing anything Look Fantastic sends her? It doesn't make me want to buy it. She just reads off the bottle what the product is and tells you the price She should be trying each of those products out but I forgot she can't because she is filtered to fuck

Her makeup mate is much better when it comes to demonstrating products, she knows her stuff, knows what she is talking about, and comes across as a lot more natural - that must kill Hinch

PS I'm off to Thailand tomorrow - not a brag just I'm praying Hinch is at Heathrow so I can get some in-the-wild pics
 
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teshhco-tart

DoodlePoodle said:
And since when did people write “HVD”?? Sounds like a dodgy medical condition!
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Or when someone writes 'HBD' to me - I think you can't be arsed to write 2 little words? This medical condition is called cuntiness, im fanku xx
 
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easeypeasey

You can literally see the he pound signs in her eyes. She genuinely can't believe her luck she blagged another box of free shit that she's going to keep all for herself or give with her little clone niece who will likely rub it in everyone's face at school that she's got loads of expensive stuff for free ...under instructions of aunty hunch
 
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Wize Owl

OMG, she is absolutely useless at advertising anything Were there even 11 things in that box? She may as well have just pulled out a tin of beans, a baguette and some crumpets Apart from the usual price of the stuff and that it’s a “Cutttttttte little masssscara” I have no idea what the other products are like…… oh and apart from the fact Old’Fiddley-Fingers can’t wait to get her grabby hands on them
 
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Soapy

She'll definitely be given more than one box, it'll be one for fiddle, one for MIL Hinch, one for her sister and one for her, minimum I'd say.

Shame LF don't do a giveaway through her, the "like and follow both pages" type affair for anyone (not just mums obviously ) who might want a chance at winning one because they cant afford £55+. That might actually get her some real life engagement for once.

Also, as a side note. Who the fuck spends £55+ pounds on their mum for mothers day any way?! I thought a budget for a card, flowers, bottle of wine, candle, afternoon tea at a push (delete as applicable) was OK. But is that not the done thing any more?!
 
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Swisspea

My guess is that they will pick a few high profile “Influencers‘ and investigate them. Because it will only take a few high profile bankruptcies at the hand of the revenue to tip them over to having to declare stuff for fear of prosecution. It’s her duty to declare the income. Ignorance (Iknow?!) will be no defence with the revenue.
 
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cazellie

Yep my mother gets a card, perhaps flowers and we have her over for the day! It seems Valentines and Mothers Day just get worse but it isn't helped when influencers show off!
 
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anniemouse

I’m the same as you and my mum would tell me off for even bothering. A plant or flowers or something.
 
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Wikiwangocard

There is not one person that I know of who would be happy that their loved ones would spend £55 on Mothers Day, let alone spend it on an impersonal box of shite like that.
£55 is a lot of money to waste.
Ps. Hinch... YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT.
 
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Pumpkins1506

Oh this! I love this!
Proceeds to read off the packet what the thing is like she's never seen it before in her life.
 
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Wize Owl

I’m fankyooooou Schweeet’arrrrrt. I think I understood until “Dots of Doom“ and was completely lost by the mention of Kerry Katona
 
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Soapy

Wikiwangocard said:
There is not one person that I know of who would be happy that their loved ones would spend £55 on Mothers Day, let alone spend it on an impersonal box of shite like that.
£55 is a lot of money to waste.
Ps. Hinch... YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT.
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Exactly, and skin and hair care care is so personal too. You can't have a "one box of expiring products that are taking up space in the warehouse" fits all approach
 
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Swedish chef

easeypeasey said:
Up next on bankie and frenny's kitchen bench of horrors.....
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Fucking grim. Absolutely would not recommend this pile of processed shite. Get in the fucking bin and stay there.
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Wize Owl said:
I’m fankyooooou Schweeet’arrrrrt. I think I understood until “Dots of Doom“ and was completely lost by the mention of Kerry Katona
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Blocked and reported. Mop kicking ma way into living ma best life ma hens.
 
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Catlaydee

Annnnd breathe....
 
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The Green Triangle

Did she just word the end of that story in such a way to imply that her code would allow you to get that box for £55 instead of over £200? No Soph - your code gives a paltry few quid off where-as anyone can get the box for £60 by going straight to the website.
 
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Danielle0120

She's so bad at these ads

Fiddle needs a box dedicated to be a sour cunt, she's an awful woman that one
 
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AllieBee

Wize Owl said:
I’m fankyooooou Schweeet’arrrrrt. I think I understood until “Dots of Doom“ and was completely lost by the mention of Kerry Katona
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Haha dots of doom is his boring rant stories, dots because he does so bloody many of them the little lines at the top of insta stories are dots rather than dashes. Kerry Katonas is his eye problem kerataoconus, but Mario being Mario, he can't pronounce anything properly!
 
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