Mrs Hinch #687 Cleaning is her hobbie, careful Hinch you’ll soon need it for a jobbie 😂

[cantstandinfluencers]

As much as I can’t stand Stacey Solomon & Joe Swash, I have to say they have more chemistry and fun together than Hinch & Jamie judging by their night out (shame Sophie & Jamie weren’t invited ). All Sophie does is post her bloody wedding photo repeatedly even when it’s Jamie’s birthday. It’s all about her. There’s just no spark between them, just stupid innuendos when they are acting up for the cameras. You never see them together having a good time. Their marriage is doomed - there’s three people in that marriage and that’s not healthy. Freda I’m looking at you! Such a weird family dynamic. I’m sure Jamie’s family don’t approve of Sophie & her mum.

 

[Wize Owl]

Looks like Sopha’s going to have to say goodbye to her neighbours with the horses and duck pond as their house is up for sale…. Probably fed up with her cackling over the camels and gurrrlsssh in the garden

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

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The only thing she’s been through is every filter on the gram. Her whole persona is a sham.

 

[jezzajay20]

What a photo shop fail….. look at the length of her middle finger….. ET phone home

 

[Itsme1985]

Still absolutely DYING at Shopie photoshopping Jimbobnoknobnojob’s face but forgetting his shadow haha
And another fukin wedding photo…
Cardboard cut-out cunt!

 

[Listoflies]

Her reaction is just so ott. Wonder if she reacts like that when Inch gets his noknob out for her.


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I'd want a refund on those roots

 

[Zofloragirl]

Saw this on an account I follow. I wonder if Hinch will do this

She’d lose about 4.2 million followers

 

[The Green Triangle]

Oh dear - she posts and her follower numbers fall . Did someone forget to set auto pay in the bot buying site???

 

[Wize Owl]

I’ll just leave this here….. they have such a close bond

 

[Danielle0120]

Is it just me who gets one shop bought card from all 3 kids,
Not a single handmade card in sight either ey. Jamie couldn't find 10 minutes to sit with them to make some cards and get the crafts box out?

I always get handmade ones from my kids, as does my husband. They're our favourite.

The Henry card is pathetic.


I don't say happy birthdays to rats soz soph x

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

The huns saying they’ve been “their”

And so many of them “crying happy tears” for her and “her beautiful family” fucking hell. get these sheep a strong gin and a decent shag pronto

 

[springheeledyeti]

And so many of them “crying happy tears” for her and “her beautiful family” fucking hell. get these sheep a strong gin and a decent shag pronto

They ain’t right are they. Would they be crying about a double glazing salesman going on holiday? because that’s pretty much what they’re doing at this point

 

[Andioooop]

If that dog makes his 9th birthday I'll become a Hincher.

Ps was Tattle down for anyone earlier? I couldn't get on and was starting to panic.

Mine just went down for the 2nd time. I reckon it’s Fiddle tryna hack it to remove the Hinch threads

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Hang on. No footage of the boys marching her gifts to her sprawled out on the sofa? So she gets to enjoy her birthday in private but her children have a camera shoved in their faces for the entire day.

 

[Icantwiththesepeople]

16 balloons to go in landfill just to get one photo. Jesus wept these influencers are going to kill this planet.

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

Shock horror, I get a better offer by not using your pocket lining code. Cunt.

 

[Wize Owl]

The difference a year makes…..oh yeah and the fact 2024’s is filtered to fuckery

 

[HinchesSousChef]

My favourite is her hiding her face under the floppy hat and sunglasses but forcing her Childrens faces all over the internet constantly.

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Guys I can't believe it's been a whole year since the hot air balloon ride that never was!

 

[Wize Owl]

Found it, wouldn't it he funny if a tattler bought it, cooey Hinch

We could all club together and buy it then take it in turns to stay there. We could name it “Nusty-Not-A-Farm