Mrs Hinch #686 Still no content - she hasn't got a clue. She's taken Trace out to finger her mangetout.

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hayezmysteries

hayezmysteries

Inch has even started talking a bit like soph…pair of muppets.
4 stock cubes in that watery mess 🤢🤢🤢 she probably only eats veg not cos she’s a vegetarian but because it’s low in calories and she has such a weird relationship with food.
 
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anniemouse

Danielle0120 said:
Casserole is like piss, too watery.
If Fiddles this amazing cook why is her Gravy like piss, and why hasn't she gave her daughters all her well known tips and tricks and recipes? I'm a, without tooting my own horn, a brilliant cook, why? Because my mum was and she taught me everything from being young. Sundays in the kitchen baking.

Heard Hinch in the background playing mam. Errrrrrrgh
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Oh troll, you forgot the chopping board with the handwritten recipe for Soph’s Toad.
 
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☆MagicRoundabout☆

Holy shitballs!! What is that muck?
"That'll do nicely JAYM!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"YESSSSHHH!" 🤢
🔊 👀 👃 (Muvver in law lives there?).....
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yummymoon

teshhco-tart said:
6) To me you are - a repulsive bleep I can't divorce otherwise i'm fucked
7) This voucher entitles you to watch one game of football one evening I will do bath and bed time
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Can’t divorce or I’ll lose custody of my cash cows

as if she would ever gift him that - you can watch the football and I’ll get fiddle me timbers or cling on to do bath and bed!


Danielle0120 said:
Edit, the socks are very sweet but they won't be white for 2 min with the state of her manky floors
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that’s ok, she can soak them silly!!
 
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mammaof3

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That looks like boiled veggies, bland af.

 
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glittermicky

glittermicky

That bleeping book. It looks like when she tries to do Ron’s homework.
Also, why are there two of them?! And why didn’t she acknowledge the 2nd one?
 
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Status:PiningTheBog

Status:PiningTheBog

Duchessofmanchester said:
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Of course I do!

We're going to do colouring in and then watch a disney film.... why what are you doing? :ROFLMAO:
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Well, I’ll let you in on a little secret………… I’m going to buy some coloured masking tape from amazzzzzzon, cut it into strips and lead my husband to the bedroom where we will have fabulous sex and he’ll be so grateful I’ll make him go and get me a glass of wine to watch the last episode of trigger point 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
 
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HinchesSousChef

HinchesSousChef

Pumpkins1506 said:
4 o'clock.
Bit early for tea, probably waiting for the meat to cook.
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Probably a pre record from the weekend. I’m genuinely still laughing that she pretended Lonnie was sick so she would have an excuse why she wasn’t at belles party.
I reckon they will do a FaceTime chat on Valentine’s Day though. For contractual reasons.
 
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