Good Afternoon Nusties
A couple of🥱
for yas!
is the vegetable casserole with the x4 VEGETABLE STOCK CUBES for the benefit of the eagle eyed tattlers who spotted the meat stock cubes during her pantry tidy up 
FfsIs it just me or does that bloody alpaca look like he's wearing a merkin standing next to the obese dog with it's lipstick out
you lot have gotta stop making me choke on my crunky snacks!Inch's balls!
A big back because he's big-boned with pastry-induced blubber, the figure of a teletubby.
Those homework style valentines books for Mr Hinch are bleeping brilliant!
And, he's got a big back like sad sack!!
) is superheros MAD, I could send her so many links of amazing bundles if she was interested in letting her kids have their own minds). But no, Ronnie has the bedroom of horrors and Lennie has the most boring bedroom with no colour. Cool beans xBeen married for 30 years, together for 35, still love each other, still have chemistry, both work hard, both took an interest in our kids etc etc but if I bought my husband that book, not only would he not remember where our first date was, he wouldn’t care (neither would I) as it bears no relevance to our life whatsoever. Grow the duck up Sofa, fall back in love with your husband or leave him and start parenting your children
for valentines day.No doubt ordered them off Amazzzon.
It’s been getting worse over the last year. It’s definitely put on, not masked because Inch has started doing it too.
Oh no! Guyzzzz! I was planning on a nice meal at home, bottle of wine and an early night
I'm such a tit wife clearly I should buy him socks with my face on and an activity book.
To clarify the nice meal does not include 4!!!! Stock pots. Another wife fail.
the question I’m dying to ask is……. 
Fucks sake Sophie, get a bleeping grip. Get some sexy underwear on, elbow bad ma Barker out of the way and jump on that teeny weeny peeny. I beg of you. Tell me you have a loveless, sexless marriage without telling me. I bleeping despair with this daft witch!!!
