Mrs Hinch #686 Still no content - she hasn't got a clue. She's taken Trace out to finger her mangetout.

[Pumpkins1506]

Does she know what J-Dog has posted? Because I couldn't see a casserole cooking in or on that oven.

Edit to add the sad oven

Time also seems to be saying 12 something.

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

If I bought a book like that for my husband for Valentine's he'd tell me to get fucked!
That book is not the sort of thing you'd buy a fella is it? Couldn't imagine my other half sitting down to write stuff in it about where we met, dates, first things etc.

 

[anniemouse]

bleeping hell, my arteries went hard looking at those stock pots. (Not a euphemism)

 

[springheeledyeti]

Do they not own a decent knife block?

Judging by Dogpie always using a safety knife, no

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Good Afternoon Nusties

A couple of 🥱 for yas!

 

[Wikiwangocard]

I'm back here now, honestly that thread is full of alpha wannabes talking tit and aggressive to everyone who dare say anything different. Brutal.

I'm back home now 🩷 even if Hinch is a boring predictable cowbag

To welcome you back, Jimbob has decided to cook a vegetable casserole, cos Y'know, Sophie just loves her veg, and apparently this is also how he's going to finish her off, claim the life insurance money and run away with Freda.
Coroners verdict: Death by stock pots.

 

[curlywhirlygal]

Does she know what J-Dog has posted? Because I couldn't see a casserole cooking in or on that oven.

Edit to add the sad oven
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Time also seems to be saying 12 something.

Is it just me or do the knobs on that oven look like they are doing a big up yours 9 times over??

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

"Got da carrots, got da broccoli, got da collyflaah, da leeks, got da works!"
12 hours later ......
"Got da shits!" 🪠
ALL DA BESSHHT!
(Drip! )

 

[Danielle0120]

Omg that book. My husband is honestly so appreciative of everything but he'd piss himself at that. It's not something you get a 40 odd year old man. It's almost as bad as the balloons with photos hanging off them that she did for his birthday ffs

Also 4!!!!!!! Stock cubes. Is he having a bleeping laugh. Do neither of them know how to cook??

Edit, the socks are very sweet but they won't be white for 2 min with the state of her manky floors

 

[purplethesurple]

I’ll just leave this here……

Isn’t it unfortunate how the filter’s made her eye slip down her face and she’s lost a nostril again
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teeny peeny

 

[Danielle0120]

To welcome you back, Jimbob has decided to cook a vegetable casserole, cos Y'know, Sophie just loves her veg, and apparently this is also how he's going to finish her off, claim the life insurance money and run away with Freda.
Coroners verdict: Death by stock pots.

HAHAHA he wants fiddle allllll to himself that one

 

[Pipyspops15]

Who the duck is this

 

[daffodilgirl]

Who the duck is this

The real farmer looking after the animals

 

[Pipyspops15]

The real farmer looking after the animals

They also went to this van - possibly the chippy bloke who posted his van there?

 

[Lipglossaddict]

Is it just me or does that bloody alpaca look like he's wearing a merkin standing next to the obese dog with it's lipstick out

 

[Soapy]

Is it just me or does that bloody alpaca look like he's wearing a merkin standing next to the obese dog with it's lipstick out View attachment 2742035

I'm dying at this, you hilarious little troll
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Coroners verdict: Death by stock pots.

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[Zofloragirl]

Eagerly awaiting the Hinch’s arrival at Pickle cottage. Although Inch has made a casserole for tonight’s dinner so looks like they are at home…not with best bubs.

 

[anniemouse]

Omg that book. My husband is honestly so appreciative of everything but he'd piss himself at that. It's not something you get a 40 odd year old man. It's almost as bad as the balloons with photos hanging off them that she did for his birthday ffs

Also 4!!!!!!! Stock cubes. Is he having a bleeping laugh. Do neither of them know how to cook??

Edit, the socks are very sweet but they won't be white for 2 min with the state of her manky floors

That’s okay, she knows how to get stains out of white socks…oh wait.

 

[Zofloragirl]

Thread suggestion inspired by @Sh1tRollsDownHill
Next destination is nowhere new
The comment made me cackle in the last thread.

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

Who the duck is this

It’s Sophie hunnaaayyy. You just don’t recognise her without the filters. Hope that hewlps