Mrs Hinch #686 Still no content - she hasn't got a clue. She's taken Trace out to finger her mangetout.

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Nae debates she’s cosying up with Mario thinking he’s less famous so will stay in his ain lane.
Bespoke security compromised, countless dots of doom, mop kicking into tae cloakroom with VIP sharte card. I hope he wears his hoosecoat for the meet up, clutching at ma beak at the thought 😂

This meeting of the instacunzt community may require me to take unscheduled leave from work. Get well, oiii oiiiiiii
 
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I’m wondering what football loving, Essex chav, geezer bloke Jamie is going to have to chat to Mario and his boyfriend about when they come to stay at Hinch-not-a-farm?
 
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I’m wondering what football loving, Essex chav, geezer bloke Jamie is going to have to chat to Mario and his boyfriend about when they come to stay at Hinch-not-a-farm?
I would imagine Jamie and Deek will be helping each other look for their missing balls 😉 #IYKYK
 
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Why is is “cracking up at the actual reality” in her house?
Why does she think two young children running around, playing and having fun is such a weird, amusing situation? Surely that is just normal, family life for millions of people with kids up and down the country every night of the week?
 

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Soph with her pre made pancakes and SSS making her own pink version. Maybe Soph could have made blue ones as she’s so keen on using the blue heart nowadays. Oh wait that would mean putting effort in
 
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Bespoke security compromised, countless dots of doom, mop kicking into tae cloakroom with VIP sharte card. I hope he wears his hoosecoat for the meet up, clutching at ma beak at the thought 😂

This meeting of the instacunzt community may require me to take unscheduled leave from work. Get well, oiii oiiiiiii
I don't even follow the Mario thread (probably should when he visits 😂) but just reading some of the comments from those who do crack me up if I'm honessscccttttt. Much like when SSS Dad is referred to as 'Dirty Dave' 😂
 
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I’m wondering what football loving, Essex chav, geezer bloke Jamie is going to have to chat to Mario and his boyfriend about when they come to stay at Hinch-not-a-farm?
Deek loves the football. Rangers fan. He's just not allowed to watch it cause Marion doesn't like it and he controls him. IYDKYNTGTK
 
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I’m wondering what football loving, Essex chav, geezer bloke Jamie is going to have to chat to Mario and his boyfriend about when they come to stay at Hinch-not-a-farm?
Well things didn’t work out between Joe Swash and Jamie, as Joe is best friends with Lydia Millens husband 🤭 I bet Jamie really irritated Joe, probably by asking him to get him on tv -we know how fame hungry he is. Just remembered we haven’t had any thrilling community park life updates from Jamie - maybe he’ll schedule one in for this week. I want to know how large the pond has got and whether he has remembered to take his wellies this time so he can go pick up the dog poo! 😂
 
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She should probably vet some of her new fake followers. Just looking at some of her recent ones, they all seem to be soft core porn! So wholesome. Is her management stupid or something? Are they even checking her followers? Or are they just happy with numbers.
 
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I don't even follow the Mario thread (probably should when he visits 😂) but just reading some of the comments from those who do crack me up if I'm honessscccttttt. Much like when SSS Dad is referred to as 'Dirty Dave' 😂
Oh you really should! Read the wiki first, that's what I did and I had tears running down my face laughing. That threads a corker!
 
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Picture of some pancakes for all we know they are from Teshhhcoosss. Love from Ron and len.
ITS NOT THEIR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT
Leave them out of it
 
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Deek loves the football. Rangers fan. He's just not allowed to watch it cause Marion doesn't like it and he controls him. IYDKYNTGTK
I'm thinking Deek won't be invited. He will have to chaperone Mavis to Hannahs, she will take him to Hinchs where we will be treatit to his big red tomato face posing for photos then take him back to a station somewhere where Deek will be waiting to accompany the old fanny back home to the bedsit!
 
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Picture of some pancakes for all we know they are from Teshhhcoosss. Love from Ron and len.
ITS NOT THEIR INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT
Leave them out of it
Did you call me? :cool:
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Today was my first time seeing someone wear a dry robe as a coat out in the wild and it did make me think of you nusty trolls!
There are 2 women who seem like besties at my toddler's school who wear them - the army ones, they are both cunts who wear black leggings/white socks and fake balenciaga shoes and they call their little ones 'm8' as in 'meigh'.
 
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I don't even follow the Mario thread (probably should when he visits 😂) but just reading some of the comments from those who do crack me up if I'm honessscccttttt. Much like when SSS Dad is referred to as 'Dirty Dave' 😂
You need to get yourself over there pronto, have a wee day with the wiki, you'll never look back. A hunner percent the best thread on this vile app. IYKYKIYDKYNTGTK. You'll also learn a whole new language 😂
 
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This morning's slow mo tit show!
🔊 **WARNING** NASTY SHRIEKING**
 

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I don't even follow the Mario thread (probably should when he visits 😂) but just reading some of the comments from those who do crack me up if I'm honessscccttttt. Much like when SSS Dad is referred to as 'Dirty Dave' 😂
IYDKGTK capeesh. It's the bloody funniest thread on Tattle, I don't even mind him that much (do tell them I said that) I don't even watch his stories, honestly has me absolutely deceased on the daily.
 
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I’m not an influencer but I’m pretty sure she was meant to post the Maybelline lip gloss advert BEFORE the Daily Mail ran the story on it 🤦‍♀️
DM ran a paid article yesterday featuring her story in full but she didn’t remember to post it on Instagram until this morning.
FFS, how is she so incompetent?
 

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