Hinch is just setting the scene for her Take A Break magazine article when the cash finally runs out:-
"Mrs Hinch: My heartache as hubbie ran off with my Mum"
'I was so proud of their special bond, little did I know she was fiddling behind my back'
'My Dad hasn't stopped crying'
'I still cry into my hankie that smells of her perfume'
' 'dumplings' was their code word for sordid sessions in the alpaca shed'
Defiant Sophie, aged 45 went on to say
"IT'S JUST ME AND MY REAL BOYS FROM NOW ON, HENRY, RODNEY, RAYMOND AND THE OTHER ONE."
...not the actual boys though, they already live at my sisters house, I mean, they live with a kind and deserving family...