Mrs Hinch #684
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Hinch tried something new for cleanuary…mopping her kitchen wall! Fucking melt!
The slo-mo hair flick has become a thing! All it does is give us nusties the ick!
Monthly clean of her shower screen and sink for the grid!
She helpfully (not) provided us with a description of the Llamas and their personalities. No-one gives a flying fuck, Dogpie!
Another Iconic #ad where she she says she loves it, slaps it all over her face “in a three” but doesn’t actually explain what she’s doing or how the product works. Unfortunately, the finished pic to showcase the products just made her look like she had used a mud face pack and not wiped it off properly! When will these companies learn that “she ain’t a
clenah salesperson”!
Then the family of four spent the afternoon “pottering and playing” and taking down the Xmas door display. Except, when she pans round, there’s Fiddle! Tell us your mum is living with you without telling us your mum is living with you.
On Saturday evening, Soph put the boys ‘who never sleep’ to bed around half past four so that she could watch Gladiators and relive her yoof! I’m sure the boys would have enjoyed this family show but, no! It’s all about Sophie Rose!
Her sheep asked for a reel with a voice over. Ever accommodating Shopie obliged. Don’t ever do that again! That was so much worse than the plinky, plonky music! She showed how she soaks her toilet seat in the bath.
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. That’s another thing ticked off the cleanuary list!
The rest of Sunday was taken up with bragging (I spent £70 on tins for Ronnie for Xmas; look at my big garden), exploiting her kids (look at Ronnie’s homework book) and a reminder that she has autism, as if we could be allowed to forget!
She got all teary about Audrey going grey and getting old. Absolutely no awareness that the fact he’s morbidly obese will probably be what kills him off!
Secretly recorded her dad singing and shared it to her stories like some creepy weirdo!
Cleaned her under sink cupboard….AGAIN! 🥱
Got locked in the pantr y by Lonnie but, unfortunately, must have been released at some point because she posted to say how tough she finds the world and how people buying fabric conditioner with her name on makes everything better!
After telling Inch off for holding his ice cream wrong (seriously, how many ways are there to hold an ice cream?), we were subjected to a video of Slopha and JimBobNoJob interacting in the car. I’d rather see the woolly wankers, featheries and FatDog Slim, if I’m honest guyshhhhhh!
Shopie then showed the (cash cows) boys tidying their toys away. But she hasn’t read Tattle since Martin Luther King Jr had a dream!
And, finally, could we all agree that Soph is indeed a superwoman for making her beds before 9am. Oh, sorry, I meant she’s an unrelatable superc*nt!
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