Fully agree (I know I said hinch farm 2 coming January but maybe that’s what she wants us to think). I’ll add to that, that a year ago was when she filmed for SYLO and we all saw how she looked. Not how she looks on Instagram thsts for sure. I reckon she was supposed to do a whole lot of promo shoots then but refused to saying she needed some time to “get into shape”. She has seemingly spent the first half of this year losing weight - lipo or starvation. But that’s worn off (sorry I’ll say it how I see it) and she’s been more like she was this time last year. Nothing wrong with her figure. It’s just not what she presents on platform.
However we know these things take a while to organise. This is what I think has happened. A few months ago when she was furious that trollomon was in the spot light for Asda, primark, everything; hinch kicked off to YMU - where’s my photoshoot, where’s my launch party, where’s my magazine interviews, where’s my important meetings? I imagine she kicked off big time.
Since then she’s been getting a few of Those things but they are just nothing. The lenor launch party. The ok article about nothing. And now photoshoot.
But it’s all for nothing.
It’ll be boring photos of her by her stairs; by her dining table. Just fussing witn bits pretending she’s sssshtyling. By her front door. Token photo of her and jimbob. No kids.
Trollomon is always 5 steps ahead of her and I’m so here for it.
For someone who posts regular eye
bleeping videos of herself on the gram, I find it rich to say 'I hate it, it's my worst nightmare' - she loves herself beyond measure, but she just loves a fake filtered phantasmagoric version of herself so naturally she is nervous about showing her true self. Like I said they will edit her to
duck, as they did for the 'this is me' book shots.
It is true that a lot of women struggle to get back to their pre-baby shape, in my opinion most of the time it's because they go back to work which includes horrendous commuting, a husband at work F/T and any spare moment is spent doing grocery shopping (eating comfort food), cleaning and looking after the kids. As far as I can see she didn't have to go through any of this and she has a lot of help, plus she has time & money to get fit.
Because of the nature of my business I have had quite a few photoshoots and press articles - im not a sheleb or a tend one at all, but that's part of marketing init. It's normally planned well in advance ie at least 6 months, or a last minute thing to fill a missing feature in any publication.
They will go for something like 'rags to riches' and shoot her in her home. Problem is she was never 'poor' and she's not 'rich' now. Depending on how you look at it...To me she's not rich at all and her house is nothing special at all.
The bottom line is her real fans expect that successfully selling their lifestyle will eventually work because she has fed them the idea that she doesn't know how it happened to her - whereas she and Jamie carefully planned it and invested in it financially until they got to that point probably in 2018. I occasionally coach people and tell them the harsh truth of consistent work, financial and time investment to reach a goal - what can't she?! why does she keep pretending she has no clue how it happened to her?? It's one of the most calculated scheme I have ever come across in England. Those sheep are stuck in a commission based scheme for large corporations because it's free for them to use mums at home promoting their products online ( I think they get something like 5p per click).
Anyway I never meant to rant for that long!