Mrs Hinch #678 Going back to her roots with grey, thinking it will make the sheep stay

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Rach8456

Still not buying she’s doing any more books after the epic fail of that first pile of shite. They aren’t getting their money back on the investment by a long shot. AmAzOn chAngE the pRicE so qUickLey ghuuyysssh i.e. there’s a warehouse full of this balls they can’t give away.
 
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JMS123

Bit behind as I’ve started a new job, a proper job I mean, not fannying around on the sofa pretending to be busy like our Soph.

I can’t believe how unprofessional her NOTHS ads were. As others have said, it was very obvious she was reading off a piece of paper to one side. I was the guest on a podcast (shudder, I still haven’t steeled myself to watch the video version) and I set up a scrolling autocue reader so I could look at the camera at the same time as the prompts. (In my defence, it was half an hour of quite technical content not 20 seconds prattling about an item and mentioning a company name.)

But it’s her only sodding job and she’s so lazy. Even if she can’t memorise it, she could get one of her many minders family members to hold cue cards behind the camera. I can’t believe that her partners are happy with the quality of her ads, they’re atrocious. And ALWAYS end with ’so yeah’ which isn’t even a sentence.
 
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HinchesSousChef

Super Hinch brothers.
Or….
Me & My super power
 
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notsuchaninstahun

i do find it weird that she doesn’t have anyone else in that house, no friends over, no social events. She used to go out a lot to HB with attic Trace too but even that has stopped.
they don’t even go out and do things with friends? Is it not really bizarre or is it just me
 
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E

Erm…erm…erm…cos i love it

iIf she does release a new book and she does the tour again it will be very interesting to see if the numbers of people attending are the same/more (LESS) 12 months on
 
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Stacybee

OMG, she is SO boring!!!!! My camels blah blah blah. My chickens blah blah blah. My fat dog blah blah blah. How did this happen to little old me blah blah blah

And if I see that fucking reel of her awful tree one more time, I'm going to lose my mind!
 
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teshhco-tart

'My first children's book' - there won't be a second at this rate, hunnayyyy! Flogging for pennies at every store, including The Works for £1. It costs more to produce the paper, ink and labour so it's selling at a loss.

All her fans already bought it full price at a whopping £12.99 and paid for another £12 to have that piece of shit signed by her illiterate hand. Who the fuck does she think is going to buy it now

The smell of her desperation is stronger than zoflora.
 
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Ditzymama28

Stacybee said:
OMG, she is SO boring!!!!! My camels blah blah blah. My chickens blah blah blah. My fat dog blah blah blah. How did this happen to little old me blah blah blah

And if I see that fucking reel of her awful tree one more time, I'm going to lose my mind!
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Cos she's got nothing new to show so she has the regurgitate the same content over and over the old me, me, me...my, my, my ..the "me and mum" narrative too ...sooo weird ‍
Yep agree about that fecking tree too
 
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Swedish chef

Stuff, stuff and more stuff is all she has.
Yes, I agree, she didn't work hard for that house, did not 'earn' it and she knows it.

Even when she tries to be humble, she is still a boastful smug git
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Fifah1907 said:
They lose their magic if you touch them
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But it's all made up, so it doesn't really matter if they touch it, it only matters because the twinzzzzz are buggering up her content
 
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Pipyspops15

Third time she's shared the same reel of her tree. She's desperate for the views.

Feels like she's sharing it as if it's a new reel explaining how to do the ribbons. She can't show us how because fiddle done it really
 
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BeeHappy

stroppysal said:
So she must genuinely believe they're magic the way she freaks out any time they go near it what a fucking weirdo, just let the kids touch it ffs.
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The Hinch Bros are not allowed to touch the elf because there’s only one and they’ll fight over it because they haven’t been taught to share!
 
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mammaof3

Stat time.

Looks like Insta tooketh away so her credit card then restoreth more back. Hallelujah.

Sofa.



Jamie.

Going down.






Henry, bless his 'eart, in the red like his Da.



 
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Zofloragirl

She got too big for her boots and they dropped her. Jimbob isn’t allowed mates and Makeup G is still trying to shake of the limpet that is Hinch.
 
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ChickenPie

She really must be stupid to not show the NOTH advent calendars being used, that she's likely been gifted or paid to advertise- maybe already sold, on the pile for the next tip run, or used for firewood. If they have come from a small business, the owner will be gutted at the limited exposure. And she probably wonders why the "work" is drying up.
Add to that the bless her, bless him and bless them when talking about her own parents, that small business, Garnier, or anyone else, and she really does talk like a patronising, blithering simpleton.
I doubt there will be any more books after the last big success and tour of three whole Waterstones, but if there is, the last one will hopefully be "Welcome back to Greyskull" where the boys can finally be reunited with the playhouse that they probably see 5 times a week anyway
 
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Eyesopened

That tree reshare was possible because she’s a stupid twat and somebody has mailed to say they couldn’t get the ribbon to stay curled . She didn’t say WIRED ribbon the first time .
 
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