Mrs Hinch #675 I’ll be there for me

[Fluffy20]

BINGO from yesterday. She’s so bleeping predictable!

 

[HenryHenchcliffe]

Silent Sparklers..... Sorry what?
I didnt realise sparklers were loud or noisy to begin with

 

[Fluffy20]

I have never been a particularly overprotective parent but is giving razor sharp shards of boiled sugar to small children really a good idea?

 

[LilPinkie]

I suffer from PTSD as i worked the eve of the arena attack so I hate fireworks. That's my choice to say no I am staying in and distancing myself from the noise.

Am I messaging my friends to say - but if YOU don't want to go out, that's absolutely fine... course not, my problem, not my monkeys.

Soph, stop 'speaking' on behalf of everyone, nobody gives a tit.

I'm sorry you had to go through that experience. xx

 

[Char4649]

I'm sorry you had to go through that experience. xx

Thank you

I'm debating releasing a book about PTSD and lil old me, it might pay for a house I can't afford and invest in some animals I can't be bothered to look after but that's fine, I'll just get my Mum and husband to wipe my incapable arsenal hole xo

 

[Brooke26]

Did anyone think the RSPCA stories were so impersonal?
Like she got in absorbed minimal information, had some pictures taken and got out.

 

[anniemouse]

I have never been a particularly overprotective parent but is giving razor sharp shards of boiled sugar to small children really a good idea?

I choked looking at it

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Silent sparklers? I didn't know sparklers made a noise

‘silent sparklers’
I’ve never heard a noisy sparkler
Omg she just has to be extra special doesn’t she…reminds me of ‘invisible speech’

 

[springheeledyeti]

Imagine making a grid post for a tit cake, to justify why you’re not ‘doing anything’ for Bonfire Night who the duck cares

 

[IBeingnosey]

She’ll use the “not liking fireworks” (even though as people have said above, the kids were fine with them before) to further the whole thing of Ronnie being ND

 

[SpritzerTime]

Not going to a display is fine/normal etc. I don’t really like them either because they end up costing you shedloads in drinks, rides, flashing stick tat from Shein. We’ve just had the fire pit in the garden and toasted some marshmallows, cutla sparklers (standard issue not ‘silent’ ones ) job done.

what I find a bit mental is the caption about how they expect a cake so she tried to find one and couldn’t but has fashioned one because she’s super mum 🥹 can she never say ‘sorry but no’ to her twins?! Always thought she was The boss babe in that house but clearly the kids lay down the law

 

[RubyTuesday39]

I see her mate Georgia (make up kid) has taken her eldest boy for a day out in London today, just the 2 of them. There’s no way that super mum Sopha would/could ever do that with either of her toddler twins. Sad really isn’t it, she can’t go anywhere without at least one other adult

 

[anniemouse]

They’ve not asked for a cake. She’s seen it online and been all “will mummaz make you a cake instead of us going to the fireworks with all the peasants?”

 

[HoratioHoohah]

Mrs Hinch #675 I’ll be there for me

Fankyou to @InTheDollsHouse for the new “Chief’s Kisssh” thread title

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Q) Who lives at Greyskull, her old home now?
A) Her sister Mamfa and her family.
Q) Is she pregnant?
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Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths

Mrs Hinch #500 Sophie Hinchliffe: This is Me; Life in Lists (of Lies) - The Tattle Truths Mrs Hinch - or Sophie Hinchliffe - is without doubt the most talked about person here on Tattle Life. She has twice as many threads as the next highest person. Contrary to what she, or other...

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Since the last thread recap....

Saturday 28th October
NoNob’s 54th 44th birffffday. Sopha started the day by sharing a story dedicated to him... “To my Mr Hinch” even though she married Mr HinchLIFFE

She then shared some old photos:
One of the two of them tend apple picking.
Both of them sat at the seaside.
The pair of them walking some sheep, even though Hennerz/Audrey never gets walked.
Both of them sat in the car, heavily filtered and the pic is mainly of Sopha. NoNob just looks like Bluto from Popeye in the background
Lastly anovvvvver wedding photo, this one dedicated to him on his birffffday, but you can only see the back of him
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She had the rest of the day off. There was no tend party for NoNob this year with tend friends from the Vulva driveway, the flooring company or BTEC Brad the Cad

Sunday 29th
Sopha spent most of the day off the gram, but fleetingly reappeared not long after her ex-tend bestbubs4eva SSS Trollomon shared a story about F.R.I.E.N.D.S actor Matthew Perry passing away.

She can never just say something simple but meaningful.... Fankyou to @Cupcakemum for posting that Sopha plagiarised quotes about Matthew passing from Dr Alex George.... she copied that it was the theme tune to her childhood, swapped out his brother for her sister and that she rushed home from school to watch Friends. She also added the same illustration that SSS added to her stories

Dr AlexGeorge
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Sopha
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Sopha after rushing home to watch Friends
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Rest of the day off...

Monday 30th
Reel/stories about RoyOiOi chewing like Carlton’s dance from The Fresh Prince.... she said “I call this the Carlton chew dance” which she didn’t come up with herself because she copied it from the gram The original was post 163 weeks ago and had a comment about the alpacas chewing like Carlton’s dance. She also showed that RoyOiOi winked at her, she probably had NoNob wafting a fan towards his eye

Post 163 weeks ago:
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Sopha’s post
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Embarrassingly she even tagged Alfonso Ribeiro
(Carlton) in the reel of RoyOiOi, hoping he would get in touch and become her new tend bestbubs4eva
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Next up.... a story about having a huge spot. Really Sopha, that’s no way to talk about NoNob

She went on to talk about having Halloween anxiety? WTF is that? If she spent less time faffing about filming RoyOiOi and the others she might have more time for Halloween. Plus, she must have watched her ex-tend bestbubs4eva stories and realised how her own Halloween content was

Next up her seasonal barskittttt She showed her and NoNob bantering and blowing up balloons to make Ghossstsssh. Why bother, they have their very own Ghost of the Back Passage already living there

From the barskittttt full of tat NoNob pulled out Halloween window stickers, white table clofffsssh to use for the balloon ghossstsssh and face paintsssh. They produced some ghossstsssh to hang in the Oraaaaangery.... with zero help from the toddler twinsssh, they were most likely with Fiddle at McD’s or Greyskull
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Tuesday 31st
She started the day showing the ghossstsssh in the Oraaaaangery and a tray full of Halloween food she’d made for their breakfast.... still no sign of the toddler twinsssh (Not that they should be on the gram anyway!) The sausage fingers made me cackle like a seal into my blanket, thinking they’re bigger than NoNob’s teeny peeny, then made me feel nauseous
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Next up the big reveal of Rennie and Lonald’s Halloween costumes. It’s now become clear why she’s been peddling Lonald’s love of the Big Bad Wolf, because that was his costume and Rennie’s was one of the 3 pigs Peppa Pig. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with their costumes, they don’t have to be scary....

The reveal was soon followed by a roller rant where Sopha claimed to have received a message saying the costumes were “Hardly Halloween and embarrassing” There was no blurred out pic or name of the person who sent the message, it was likely from one of her or Fiddle’s burner accounts. She claims not to dress her kids up.... she does all the time with them wearing matching clothes and PJs and calling them twinsssh
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This stirred the hunzzz right up and when she shared a pic of the toddlers twinsssh wearing their Halloween costumes the hunzzz were kissing her bumbuminnit with comments such as “Ignore them, you’re a great mum, Soph” She lapped up the comments

They went trick or treating back at Greyskull, because nobody would be stupid enough to step foot on rat run road When adding the Halloween pics to the gram she said the toddler twinsssh painted NoNob’s face....and for the first time he actually looks like he has a nob.....but on his forehead
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Next up AD.....On their 5th wedding anniversary NoNob gave Sopha a tiny box that he bought from Not On The High Street website (NOTH) When opened it was filled with cringe wedding photos that pulled out in a long strip. Sopha tagged the website when she showed them on the gram, which they saw and have asked her to work with them. So she did an AD and boasted about working with them to help all the schmall businesssh, blesssh’their’arrrts.
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NoNob joined her during the AD looking even more like Popeye’s nemesis Bluto She finished the AD with them giving an embarrassing thumbs up and said to prepare for some serious Hinch hauls from them both.... She’s really peddling the Mr &Mrs angle right now... tending to be a Chelebrity couple. I wonder how long the NOTH gig will last... not long as she’s lost/losing all of her others

She also felt the need to tell her bots and hunzzz that NoNob was at the dump! I don’t think I’ve heard the tip called the dump for years Probably dropping off all of the Halloween stuff and 300 pumpkinsssh.

Next up she showed an area of the front garden where they’re building something schpeciaaaal togevvvvver to enjoy over the weekend and all winter. It’s a little idea she’s had for so long but she won’t share it until it’s finished. She mentioned what feels like years ago that she wanted a hot tub, so it’s probably that.... although I have my own idea for what it is.....

Bet Hinch’s bar “The Grifter’s Return”
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She also showed Audrey/Hennerz soaking wet in his wassssssh schtation. He’d apparently rolled in more fox He seems to do this a lot, which means lots of fox visits.... is this where poor Pam, Pat and possibly Peggy ended up

Thursday 2nd
Early morning or late night post from Sopha all about November.... it seems she’s spending November “In the now” To be appreciative of where we are right now, what we have right now and to be proud of who we are right now.... this will all be forgotten when she starts with her hauls for Christmas tat and Christmas content. It will be bye bye November, see ya
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She had the rest of the day off

Friday 3rd
First up, looking at a photo book with Rennie. Why she needs to share this is beyond me, it should be PRIVATE. She couldn’t just share that though, oh no she had to say that he does it most mornings. FFS, stop with the BS Sopha-Rose, it all felt scripted and not natural at all, IMO and it’s awful how she keeps cackling Was this also an undeclared AD for Popsa

Next up... Freshen Up Friday with Sopha and NoNob, they’ll soon be dressing in matching clothes with their names on with this narrative I can’t be arsed to expand on the content because it’s borrrrrrringggggg 🥱🥱

Except to say.... who has the colourful, bright, lovely duvet cover? It’s probably Hennerz/A It was also gifted which isn’t surprising as Sopha wouldn’t pick anything colourful herself.

Freshen Up Friday with Vom Lardy Mr Tapwanker
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There was then a story about Hennerz and Peggy. It was actually to say that as well as Pam, Pat has also gone to the big coop in the sky. We’d already worked that out months ago, but it’s only now she’s talked about it. She’s obviously needing attention and engagement from the hunzz or it’s because her ex-tend bestbubs4eva SSS has just shown her ASDA Christmasssh collection

Saturday 4th
Supporting a small business with thousands of followers by showing a wonky GCSE reject mug. The mugs are soooo expensive, £40+ I’d rather pop to a pottery barn and make my own to be honesssssscht.
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This was followed with a trip to the RSPCA place with her niece to drop off some blankets and dog treats.... she post this with ANOTHER plagiarised quote:

Plagiarised quote
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Sopha’s post
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There was a Santa toy amongst the blankets, etc..... but isn’t she just spending November “In the now”

Quite possibly the best recap of all time. *chief’s kiss*

 

[samj123]

If your son doesn’t like loud noises why do you subject him to your voice and cackle every day?

Ron doesn’t have autism, he has livingwithsophism. She’s turned him into a nervous wreck, scared of everything & who used to speak over him or laugh at him every time he did anything. When was bad parenting masked as autism?

 

[cosytoes]

Trolloman at it again. Photo of Rex holding a silent sparkler. Huge grin on his face and eyes sparkling. Your turn Sofa. What have you got? We’re waiting ……..
Tumbleweed…….,

 

[notsuchaninstahun]

Come on, Trollomong. Pop up your little fireworks post up and out-do whatever tit show this silly bint is planning on showing us.
Hopefully she’ll go into a strop and spare us all

 

[GeorgieKuseh]

Where shall we light the fire pit?
let’s put it under all these trees

 

[Wikiwangocard]

How sharp are those toasting forks that the kids are eating the marshmallows off?
Also, Freda, atrocious acting, in fact, terrible acting from the whole family, please try and do better

 

[puddleduck]

There you have it.
Is it really that cold in the UK for that massive coat?