Mrs Hinch #675 I’ll be there for me

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Remember when she did a fireworks craft with Ronald but it was a space rocket not a firework rocket and only little old Soph and her niece’s pictures made the cut for Instagram 🤦🏻‍♀️

Kate to the party, but as some of you have said, I’m sure she’s said the boiiiischhhh absolutely laaaveddd fireworks before 🙄
 
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why would you fell pressure to go to a firework display you either go or don't! we haven't been to one for the last 3 years because the kids weren't bothered. She has to make a big deal out of everything she's a fun sponge
 
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Is her new seating area behind the bushes? Lmao. Reckon it will be Inch and Fiddles new meeting area

 
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Also, we all know she hasn't come up with the idea of that cake herself she will of nicked it from someone else as usual
 
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"...feel pressure to go to a big fireworks display..."

It Just Screams of "I feel left out and wish I could do all the things that makeup kid and the gang do but my evening is going to be just as fun, look see! Aaaaand I'm making it an occasion!! We won't just sit like we do every other night because no one's arsed about it, nooooooo we will have organised fun outdoors. WATCH MEEEEEEE MAKE IT FUN".

I'm personally hoping she does a Roller rant about someone messaging her about bonfire night too. Don't know why they don't go for one of their weird night time drives and watch fireworks from the car at a lookout point, however I don't know if there are many hills or high points in Maldonia. But I'm sure you can watch the local sport club display (or other?!) From a distance? She's just so weird about everything.
 
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Quick take a photo of me dragging pallets across the garden to my secret fire pit.
Ok done.
great now you do the rest of the sorting out of the fire pit, I’m off to lie on the sofa and edit my reel of my shop bought cake decorated in matchmakers and melted sweets.
 
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Absolutely no one feels pressure to go to a fireworks display. Unless you're an instacunt and all the other instacunts are posting their gram.pics of fireworks and you got FOMO. I havent been to one for years. Our tradition is, and always has been for all of my life, a family fireworks party in the back garden. Don't like bangs? Buy silent fireworks. Stupid cow.
 
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Aww right, L and R aren't fans of fireworks? Funny that cos they looked happy and excited seeing them in Malta when you last went. But OK, carry on tending xxx
Came here to see if anyone remembered this, I thought I was wrong and maybe imagined the boys enjoying the fireworks when they were abroad, but it's her who's wrong. As always.
 
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The sheep really must share one brain cell between them if they think that in any way she came up with the cake idea herself
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Came here to see if anyone remembered this, I thought I was wrong and maybe imagined the boys enjoying the fireworks when they were abroad, but it's her who's wrong. As always.
Quoting myself, what were the gun salute stories about? Did she think they were fireworks??
 
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Kids don't like fireworks (I assume fear) so she's going to reinforce that by not exposing them to it so they grow up to be adults frightened of their own shadows just like her 🫢 she should be telling them it's ok and explaining what they are, so that they are less frightened.
Regardless of opinions on fireworks, they're going to experience them as they'll be going off left right and centre in people's gardens. She's not figured it out yet has she. The world doesn't revolve around you Sofa.
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With any luck she'll accidentally set fire to the garden
 
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GOD DAMN that fireworks anxiety eh soph!
got a BInGOoo-wishing everyone a happy 5th of November/fireworks night 😂😂😂
She is so bloody predictable.
 
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I never come on here but felt the need to say WTF DID SHE DO TO THAT LOVELY CAKE

people are commenting how creating, it looks a state 😱
 
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Kids don't like fireworks (I assume fear) so she's going to reinforce that by not exposing them to it so they grow up to be adults frightened of their own shadows just like her 🫢 she should be telling them it's ok and explaining what they are, so that they are less frightened.
Regardless of opinions on fireworks, they're going to experience them as they'll be going off left right and centre in people's gardens. She's not figured it out yet has she. The world doesn't revolve around you Sofa.
Too much hard work for her to settle them and explain about the bonfire and fireworks. Just say they'll be fun, a bit noisy but with beautiful bright lights and shapes. MAKE IT FUN FOR THEM!! Doubt she even knows how to explain the 5th of November. Get them some ear defenders, watch from a distance even if just for 5 mins, introduce them to the real world. Then go home for hot chocolate and cake if they expect that 🙄 not getting started on how she is making her kids spoilt.
 
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Her latest story just screams "I've not been invited anywhere tonight" 🤭 and of course she's farrrrrrrr to famoushhhh to go to a public fireworks display...
She fed her dippy sheep a loada crap earlier about both her twin toddlers coincidentally not liking fireworks to start off the arsekissing sympathy comments and now her work for the day is done ..She'll be sulking when the other influencers put up their firework night stories later so will maybe pop back with a rant🤣🤣
 
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Gosh, bingos flying all over the place in that last post. Boom. Boom. Boom. Like fireworks on this Happy Fireworks night day. Is she seriously dragging a pallet to a secluded area and going to set it alight? All that garden and she is planning on starting a fire by w wooden fence, under a tree, behind a bush. Alright Guy Fawkes, you crack on with that.
 
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Mrs Hinch #675 I’ll be there for me

Fankyou to @InTheDollsHouse for the new “Chief’s Kisssh” thread title 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Wiki is the pink button at the top of the page There’s answers there to all sorts of questions, such as:
Q) Who lives at Greyskull, her old home now?
A) Her sister Mamfa and her family.
Q) Is she pregnant?
A) No idea and we don’t care

Thread Mrs Hinch #500 is a must read, especially for newbie Nusties, so grab some crunky snacks, 10litres of coke and settle down to have your 👀 opened to her lies and use of filters.

Since the last thread recap....

Saturday 28th October

NoNob’s 54th 44th birffffday. Sopha started the day by sharing a story dedicated to him... “To my Mr Hinch” even though she married Mr HinchLIFFE 🙄

She then shared some old photos:
▪One of the two of them tend apple picking.
▪Both of them sat at the seaside.
▪The pair of them walking some sheep, even though Hennerz/Audrey never gets walked.
▪Both of them sat in the car, heavily filtered and the pic is mainly of Sopha. NoNob just looks like Bluto from Popeye in the background 🤭
▪Lastly anovvvvver wedding photo, this one dedicated to him on his birffffday, but you can only see the back of him 😂
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She had the rest of the day off. There was no tend party for NoNob this year with tend friends from the Vulva driveway, the flooring company or BTEC Brad the Cad 🤭

Sunday 29th
Sopha spent most of the day off the gram, but fleetingly reappeared not long after her ex-tend bestbubs4eva SSS Trollomon shared a story about F.R.I.E.N.D.S actor Matthew Perry passing away.

She can never just say something simple but meaningful....🙄 Fankyou to @Cupcakemum for posting that Sopha plagiarised quotes about Matthew passing from Dr Alex George.... she copied that it was the theme tune to her childhood, swapped out his brother for her sister and that she rushed home from school to watch Friends. She also added the same illustration that SSS added to her stories 🙄

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Sopha after rushing home to watch Friends 🤭
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Rest of the day off...🙄

Monday 30th
Reel/stories about RoyOiOi chewing like Carlton’s dance from The Fresh Prince.... she said “I call this the Carlton chew dance” which she didn’t come up with herself because she copied it from the gram 🙄 The original was post 163 weeks ago and had a comment about the alpacas chewing like Carlton’s dance. She also showed that RoyOiOi winked at her, she probably had NoNob wafting a fan towards his eye 🙄

Post 163 weeks ago:
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Sopha’s post
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Embarrassingly she even tagged Alfonso Ribeiro
(Carlton) in the reel of RoyOiOi, hoping he would get in touch and become her new tend bestbubs4eva 🥴🥴🥴
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Next up.... a story about having a huge spot. Really Sopha, that’s no way to talk about NoNob 🤭

She went on to talk about having Halloween anxiety? WTF is that? If she spent less time faffing about filming RoyOiOi and the others she might have more time for Halloween. Plus, she must have watched her ex-tend bestbubs4eva stories and realised how 💩 her own Halloween content was 🤭

Next up her seasonal barskittttt 🙄 She showed her and NoNob bantering and blowing up balloons to make Ghossstsssh. Why bother, they have their very own Ghost of the Back Passage already living there 👻

From the barskittttt full of tat NoNob pulled out Halloween window stickers, white table clofffsssh to use for the balloon ghossstsssh and face paintsssh. They produced some ghossstsssh to hang in the Oraaaaangery.... with zero help from the toddler twinsssh, they were most likely with Fiddle at McD’s or Greyskull 🙄
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Tuesday 31st 🎃👻
She started the day showing the ghossstsssh in the Oraaaaangery and a tray full of Halloween food she’d made for their breakfast.... still no sign of the toddler twinsssh (Not that they should be on the gram anyway!) The sausage fingers made me cackle like a seal into my blanket, thinking they’re bigger than NoNob’s teeny peeny, then made me feel nauseous 🤢
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Next up the big reveal of Rennie and Lonald’s Halloween costumes. It’s now become clear why she’s been peddling Lonald’s love of the Big Bad Wolf, because that was his costume and Rennie’s was one of the 3 pigs Peppa Pig. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with their costumes, they don’t have to be scary....

The reveal was soon followed by a roller rant where Sopha claimed to have received a message saying the costumes were “Hardly Halloween and embarrassing” There was no blurred out pic or name of the person who sent the message, it was likely from one of her or Fiddle’s burner accounts. She claims not to dress her kids up.... she does all the time with them wearing matching clothes and PJs and calling them twinsssh 🙄
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This stirred the hunzzz right up and when she shared a pic of the toddlers twinsssh wearing their Halloween costumes the hunzzz were kissing her bumbuminnit with comments such as “Ignore them, you’re a great mum, Soph” She lapped up the comments 🙄

They went trick or treating back at Greyskull, because nobody would be stupid enough to step foot on rat run road 😳 When adding the Halloween pics to the gram she said the toddler twinsssh painted NoNob’s face....and for the first time he actually looks like he has a nob.....but on his forehead 🤭
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Next up AD.....On their 5th wedding anniversary NoNob gave Sopha a tiny box that he bought from Not On The High Street website (NOTH) When opened it was filled with cringe wedding photos that pulled out in a long strip. Sopha tagged the website when she showed them on the gram, which they saw and have asked her to work with them. So she did an AD and boasted about working with them to help all the schmall businesssh, blesssh’their’arrrts.
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NoNob joined her during the AD looking even more like Popeye’s nemesis Bluto 🤭 She finished the AD with them giving an embarrassing thumbs up and said to prepare for some serious Hinch hauls from them both.... 🙄 She’s really peddling the Mr &Mrs angle right now... tending to be a Chelebrity couple. I wonder how long the NOTH gig will last... not long as she’s lost/losing all of her others 🤭

She also felt the need to tell her bots and hunzzz that NoNob was at the dump! I don’t think I’ve heard the tip called the dump for years 😂 Probably dropping off all of the Halloween stuff and 300 pumpkinsssh.

Next up she showed an area of the front garden where they’re building something schpeciaaaal togevvvvver to enjoy over the weekend and all winter. It’s a little idea she’s had for so long but she won’t share it until it’s finished. She mentioned what feels like years ago that she wanted a hot tub, so it’s probably that.... although I have my own idea for what it is.....

Bet Hinch’s bar “The Grifter’s Return” 🤭
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She also showed Audrey/Hennerz soaking wet in his wassssssh schtation. He’d apparently rolled in more fox 💩 He seems to do this a lot, which means lots of fox visits.... is this where poor Pam, Pat and possibly Peggy ended up 🦊🍽 🤔

Thursday 2nd
Early morning or late night post from Sopha all about November.... it seems she’s spending November “In the now” To be appreciative of where we are right now, what we have right now and to be proud of who we are right now.... this will all be forgotten when she starts with her hauls for Christmas tat and Christmas content. It will be bye bye November, see ya 👋🏻
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She had the rest of the day off 🙄

Friday 3rd
First up, looking at a photo book with Rennie. Why she needs to share this is beyond me, it should be PRIVATE. She couldn’t just share that though, oh no she had to say that he does it most mornings. FFS, stop with the BS Sopha-Rose, it all felt scripted and not natural at all, IMO and it’s awful how she keeps cackling 🙄 Was this also an undeclared AD for Popsa 🤔

Next up... Freshen Up Friday with Sopha and NoNob, they’ll soon be dressing in matching clothes with their names on with this narrative 🙄 I can’t be arsed to expand on the content because it’s borrrrrrringggggg 🥱😴🥱

Except to say.... who has the colourful, bright, lovely duvet cover? It’s probably Hennerz/A 🤭 It was also gifted which isn’t surprising as Sopha wouldn’t pick anything colourful herself.

Freshen Up Friday with Vom Lardy Mr Tapwanker
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There was then a story about Hennerz and Peggy. It was actually to say that as well as Pam, Pat has also gone to the big coop in the sky. We’d already worked that out months ago, but it’s only now she’s talked about it. She’s obviously needing attention and engagement from the hunzz or it’s because her ex-tend bestbubs4eva SSS has just shown her ASDA Christmasssh collection 🤭

Saturday 4th
Supporting a small business with thousands of followers by showing a wonky GCSE reject mug. The mugs are soooo expensive, £40+ I’d rather pop to a pottery barn and make my own to be honesssssscht.
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This was followed with a trip to the RSPCA place with her niece to drop off some blankets and dog treats.... she post this with ANOTHER plagiarised quote:

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There was a Santa toy amongst the blankets, etc..... but isn’t she just spending November “In the now” 🤔🙄
Loving these recaps.
Sophie is hating them 😂
 
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