Mrs Hinch #673 Soph tells us how to end a war, but she’d rather snog the dog on the bedroom floor

[Jessie98]

Every aspect of that childs life is on social media. Just so she can be relatable to a load of strangers. She probably purposely burnt them for content

 

[AllieBee]

Every aspect of that childs life is on social media. Just so she can be relatable to a load of strangers. She probably purposely burnt them for content

Hinch burnt her children? When?

 

[Rach8456]

Why the bleeping duck can she not just make toast or cereal or anything NORMAL. Why is it always some mad bleeping faff? Just proves she doesn’t deal with 2 kids ever because who seriously has time to duck about with pastry of a morning.

we have never seen that woman make a normal meal, ever!
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Hinch burnt her children? When?

I think she means the mummy sausages she had endless time to make this morning

 

[endoftetherwithinfluencer]

I just see complete desperation now, it's painful to watch. Just give up! Nobody cares anymore. Please!!! All these new daily followers is complete and utter bullshit. Why don't instagram just please have a clear out of all these bots.

 

[AllieBee]

Why the bleeping duck can she not just make toast or cereal or anything NORMAL. Why is it always some mad bleeping faff? Just proves she doesn’t deal with 2 kids ever because who seriously has time to duck about with pastry of a morning.

we have never seen that woman make a normal meal, ever!
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I think she means the mummy sausages she had endless time to make this morning

Hahaha I was reading it all wrong. It read like Hinch had burnt her children and I was like hold up, what have I missed?!

 

[Zofloragirl]

I think you are right. Even so, poor Al doesn’t get taken out with his grandkids on days out, holidays - it’s always controlling, over bearing Freda. And you hardly ever see Jamie’s side of the family coming to stay - not even overnight despite all the bedrooms and bathrooms they have. I would have thought they’d have more family staying, but no, it’s just Freda and I’m sure Abi does too. So much for family are everything - guess that doesn’t include the other grandparents and aunties

Her family are everything.
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Weepy went away with them last year because a Tattlers friend saw him in a supermarket. I want to say it was somewhere in Menorca or Majorca

He's clearly drowned in his tears. Legend has it that you can see 'help me' spelled out in tears on the dining room table

I think they split in January when she was warbling on about difficulties.

 

[purplethesurple]

Same old tit
Fat Dog
Poor Ronnie
Camel

 

[Zofloragirl]

Why is she repeating everything R says? she’s acting like a petulant child!
She needs to grow the duck up

A speech therapist may have told her to model back what he says but with everything she does, it’s over the top and now she doesn’t know what to do. She doesn’t have any natural, maternal skills at all.

 

[WendyW]

Hahaha I was reading it all wrong. It read like Hinch had burnt her children and I was like hold up, what have I missed?!

Quick, call the Daily Mail with that headline!!!

 

[welshgirl2021]

A speech therapist may have told her to model back what he says but with everything she does, it’s over the top and now she doesn’t know what to do. She doesn’t have any natural, maternal skills at all.

I agree one of my sons had a lot of speech therapy and we would have said Yes they are burnt I left them in the oven too long (but in Welsh )

 

[Wildrosesez]

Hahaha I was reading it all wrong. It read like Hinch had burnt her children and I was like hold up, what have I missed?!

I think even she has her limits!

did occur to me she may have burnt them on purpose
Also what a waste saying they couldn’t eat them cos the sausages looked ok was more the pastry

 

[welshgirl2021]

I think even she has her limits!

did occur to me she may have burnt them on purpose
Also what a waste saying they couldn’t eat them cos the sausages looked ok was more the pastry

Never say never she’s not left alone with them

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Radio 2 are talking about plagiarism and want people to call in with examples of plagiarism! Over to you Eileen lamb, Paul O’Gradys partner, Gigi Hadid etc etc

let’s snitch on Mrs hinch No 1 best seller of books

 

[boundandgagged]

Seems like she's forgotten about daddies sausage too

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

she 100% burnt that pastry on purpose. She wants the comments from the huns “oh soph, what are you like!!!!” “At least you tried babez” “oh soph, I’m laughing so hard, you’re so funny” etc etc she’s as predictable as day and night

 

[Multi-21]

They weren’t fresh out the oven either the way she was able to lift it up and hold it in her hand

 

[Beetle123]

Ronnie talk like a cave man ‘Mummy we eat them’….. and it’s not because he has a speech delay, it’s because she speaks like a twit to them all the time ‘handsome manz!’

 

[welshgirl2021]

Ronnie talk like a cave man ‘Mummy we eat them’….. and it’s not because he has a speech delay, it’s because she speaks like a twit to them all the time ‘handsome manz!’

Awww bless him I don’t think his speech is that bad

 

[cakeyrb]

So she was wearing an oven glove because the tray was hot?.. right okay. So why did she out the "hot" oven tray down on the worktop, this could of marked it. THEN she just picks the food up and lobs it back down. So was it hot or not?......

 

[anniemouse]

Guyyysssshhh. My niece, Sister in law and brother went for afternoon tea at an alpaca farm this week. The owners were saying they don’t really like giving theirs carrots as they can have a tendency to choke (due to their long necks). and a choking alpaca is not fun. They also said they’re not as likely to spit at humans as llamas, though they did have one devious one people aren’t allowed to get close to as he gives you all the sweet faces then turns on you. (Royoioi take note)
I should’ve got them to ask if they let theirs wander through the house and snog them too