Your tutor is clearly a Tattler.
Your tutor is clearly a Tattler.I’m sat in a lecture, someone raised the ‘inspirational’ media figure Mrs Hinch, and my tutor has just declared ‘I DO NOT CARE OR WANT TO KNOW WHAT MRS HINCH SAYS OR THINKS. SHE IS AN IDIOT.’
My tutor is clearly very wise.
Dress Soapy junior in white for the aesthetic babesI'm taking Soapy Jnr. To a farm park today. Grandad Soapy is accompanying. Can anyone remind me of how to tackle a farm visit, in the style of Family Hinch? Hints and tips needed
ETA Soapy Jnr. Is infact a real life toddler
First of all you need to hope there’s a car park, that you can find the door/entrance and that there’s somewhere for you to hang your coatsI'm taking Soapy Jnr. To a farm park today. Grandad Soapy is accompanying. Can anyone remind me of how to tackle a farm visit, in the style of Family Hinch? Hints and tips needed
ETA Soapy Jnr. Is infact a real life toddler
Oh and don’t worry about getting dirty as you can just soak the outfit until the end of time whilst then producing a brand new identical one to show that it’s cleanedDress Soapy junior in white for the aesthetic babes
Ooops I just plagiarised you in a reply.... that will teach me not to finish reading the rest of the fred before replying..... I’m still learning guysssshRemember to check there’s car parking and somewhere for people to hang their coats!
Don’t forget to take a pillow to scream into when it all gets too muchFirst of all you need to hope there’s a car park, that you can find the door/entrance and that there’s somewhere for you to hang your coats
Next up, if you’re filming the trip, make sure you show about 1 second of your toddler feeding an animal and the rest of the filming needs to be of you feeding all of the animals..... and you need to cry like a seal into your pasta, cackle and say “I loveeeeee it guyssssh”
Finally, you need to tell your hunzz and bots that everyonein the car on the way home and were “Nightmares”
Hope that helpsssh and ATV
(Hope you have a lovely day xx)
Nope because the cow (And by that I mean the actualDid the episode of SYLO that she was allegedly in ever air?
The main thing you need to remember is to make sure Grandad Soapy does all the childcare while you sit on a picnic bench looking at your phone. You must, however, ensure you take some pictures of you and Soapy Junior for the gram just to show everyone what a great mum you are! HTH!!I'm taking Soapy Jnr. To a farm park today. Grandad Soapy is accompanying. Can anyone remind me of how to tackle a farm visit, in the style of Family Hinch? Hints and tips needed
ETA Soapy Jnr. Is infact a real life toddler
and tHeY woRk hArD tHeY dEsErVe iT whilst completely missing that’s not the pointstill pissing myself laughing at SsS sheep who also follow Hinch thinking a family of 8 can h@ve 2 villas with private pools all for £3k for 10 days#turkeygate
It is absolutely vital that you find the entrance easily. There is normally a big sign that says entranceI'm taking Soapy Jnr. To a farm park today. Grandad Soapy is accompanying. Can anyone remind me of how to tackle a farm visit, in the style of Family Hinch? Hints and tips needed
ETA Soapy Jnr. Is infact a real life toddler
See I've never been able to laugh at this. She clearly positions her hair infront of the cow and stands there waiting for it to take a nibble, it's such bad actingNope because the cow (And by that I mean the actual) is refusing to give permission for the hair pulling incident to be shown on TV. It doesn’t realise that it made lots of nusties cackle like seals into their pasta when they saw it ..... and even more so because the twats think it’s funny which makes it cringe and even more amusing
Just a little reminder as it does make me cackle.... good ole Sheila the cow, blesssh’er’arrrt
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Be sure to get a picture for Insta pretending to be the perfect mummmaazzzzz 🥹then ignore him the rest of the time hope that helpsssccchhhhI'm taking Soapy Jnr. To a farm park today. Grandad Soapy is accompanying. Can anyone remind me of how to tackle a farm visit, in the style of Family Hinch? Hints and tips needed
ETA Soapy Jnr. Is infact a real life toddler
Just stand there with a phone in front of your face filming but not getting involved and if you must speak make sure it's monotonous like you're reading from a card, follow this up with a gushy inspirational quote belonging to someone else but crop their name out, follow these instructions for a very successful day!I'm taking Soapy Jnr. To a farm park today. Grandad Soapy is accompanying. Can anyone remind me of how to tackle a farm visit, in the style of Family Hinch? Hints and tips needed
ETA Soapy Jnr. Is infact a real life toddler
I actually think real sheep have more intelligence than the people that follow Stacey and hinch. Their followers really are so gullible and easy to fool and just when I thought people couldn’t be anymore stupid I read another stupid comment! My mind is blown away by all this stupiditystill pissing myself laughing at SsS sheep who also follow Hinch thinking a family of 8 can h@ve 2 villas with private pools all for £3k for 10 days#turkeygate
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