Mrs Hinch #661 Would you Adam and Eve it, the apples are as fake as Hinch the snake picking them.

[FFS2023]

Jesus.
Didn't expect to come back to this thread eating itself over a high chair.

Shut ya Tripp trapp and get well

 

[Cassy Role]

If I read the word tripptrapp once more I swear I’m gonna boil my head in a pan of zoflora.

Please Hinch do a roller rant or something. Or give your mam her password back so she can go on a Fiddle rampage

 

[Cupcakemum]

Here’s what my Kids sit on
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shows how dull she is that we are talking about chairs

I've got vague recollections of talk turning to what everyone called rolls and juice when she was being dull a couple of years back

She might be a boring duck, but we always manage to entertain ourselves somehow

 

[Cassy Role]

Shut ya Tripp trapp and get well

I’ll let that one slide that was funny.

 

[Zofloragirl]

Shut ya Tripp trapp and get well

Oh please can we have that as a thread suggestion!!

 

[CoolMom]

In a Spanish Airport. Soooooooo many "Toddlers" in their matching outfits catching flights back to the UK

 

[Henny Penny]

@HinchesSousChef share the evidence of birthdays and Astro please!!! Back to old times!!

 

[Wize Owl]

Guyssssssh.... I’m out of the loop somewhat as I’m still on hols....so I have some questions for ya

1) Who lives at Greyskull now?
2) Where’s Ronald’s Dollshouse?
3) Have they had the hot air balloon ride yet?
4) I’m sure I saw a bulge and it deffo wasn’t on NoNob, so could she be pregnant?
5) M&S biscuits or parcel?
6) Do the bucktoothed bassshtards in the same place EVERY time? (Thought i’d best add a question about )
7) Where’s Pat?
8) Where’s Flip n Flop?
9) What’s a bidet for?
10) Was FredaFiddlyFingers aka Fruitcake present at the conceptions of the Toddler Twins? I have visions of her being under the bed or in it
11) I’m flagging now and to be honesssssscht I’ve made myself nauseous with no10

Answers on a postcard to:
PO BOX 333
Nusty Lane
Maldonia Tip

Get Well.... Don’t be green.... Blessshed be and All the vessssscht me lovely nusty hens

 

[yummymoon]

The point is though that the Tripp trapp ensures the child can sit up at the table from the start, you don’t need a tray like a high chair does. The height can be adjusted on the trip trap so no need for boosters or cushions. They have a footplate so their feet aren’t dangling, which can eventually be removed. They’re very ergonomic pieces of furniture which have been around with the design effectively unchanged for decades.

But does the fact she wiped the high chair then the wall and floor around it mean that’s where they actually eat??

 

[Blackdog]

Did they buy an Audi?

 

[zxrx23]

SURELY someone as important as Hinch who’s invited to sit next to Bradley Cooper at award shows would be nominated for an NTA?! Her little five mins on loose woman is so groundbreaking you’d think she’d be front runner for mother of the year, no?!

 

[Swedish chef]

I was asking about brand partner vs brand ambassador Because she seems to fluctuate between the two with P&G. I wondered whether her contract with them isn’t as stable as she might proclaim.

It's genuinely confusing and I wonder why she interchanges the two as well. And yet other instahunz in the insssspppperational best cleaning community with smaller followers, manage to clearly mark and explain their paid for content. She is such a disingenuous hole
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my last word on the high chairs is this. Hinch spends money on pointless things because she can, not because they’re useful. She has to have the most extra bits of tit because that to her equals success. My kids high chair was about £25 from ikea. She sat her crappy arse in it same as she would in a £300 high chair, she sat at the table same as she would in a £300 high chair. I don’t give two shites if her feet dangled because she was an infant and had about 3 more brain cells than a potato at that stage. She then moved to a normal, human chair with no bells and whistles and she is a fully functioning member of my ongoing dining extravaganza every day. Atv!

Probably #gifted
I agree she does equate stuff with success

 

[ilovepizza21]

I know she posted a full height selfie the other day, but I swear there was a bump.
Anyone else reckon she's pregnant?

You should know better pumpkin

 

[FFS2023]

Guyssssssh.... I’m out of the loop somewhat as I’m still on hols....so I have some questions for ya

1) Who lives at Greyskull now?
2) Where’s Ronald’s Dollshouse?
3) Have they had the hot air balloon ride yet?
4) I’m sure I saw a bulge and it deffo wasn’t on NoNob, so could she be pregnant?
5) M&S biscuits or parcel?
6) Do the bucktoothed bassshtards in the same place EVERY time? (Thought i’d best add a question about )
7) Where’s Pat?
8) Where’s Flip n Flop?
9) What’s a bidet for?
10) Was FredaFiddlyFingers aka Fruitcake present at the conceptions of the Toddler Twins? I have visions of her being under the bed or in it
11) I’m flagging now and to be honesssssscht I’ve made myself nauseous with no10

Answers on a postcard to:
PO BOX 333
Nusty Lane
Maldonia Tip

Get Well.... Don’t be green.... Blessshed be and All the vessssscht me lovely nusty hens

So many kuweschhtions guysch. #Q&A #brandambassadortripptrapp

 

[katesbess]

shall we play pin the tail on the 🫏

 

[Tui]

But does the fact she wiped the high chair then the wall and floor around it mean that’s where they actually eat??

Possibly. She doesn’t use the chair properly, wedging a child of Lonnies age into the high chair attachment is just bonkers but she did the same to Ronnie until he was about 3 . She loves containing them where they can’t move

 

[kateG]

Guyssssssh.... I’m out of the loop somewhat as I’m still on hols....so I have some questions for ya

1) Who lives at Greyskull now?
2) Where’s Ronald’s Dollshouse?
3) Have they had the hot air balloon ride yet?
4) I’m sure I saw a bulge and it deffo wasn’t on NoNob, so could she be pregnant?
5) M&S biscuits or parcel?
6) Do the bucktoothed bassshtards in the same place EVERY time? (Thought i’d best add a question about )
7) Where’s Pat?
8) Where’s Flip n Flop?
9) What’s a bidet for?
10) Was FredaFiddlyFingers aka Fruitcake present at the conceptions of the Toddler Twins? I have visions of her being under the bed or in it
11) I’m flagging now and to be honesssssscht I’ve made myself nauseous with no10

Answers on a postcard to:
PO BOX 333
Nusty Lane
Maldonia Tip

Get Well.... Don’t be green.... Blessshed be and All the vessssscht me lovely nusty hens

10. Yes. It was Handmaids Tale style with Fiddle looming over Sophie like a lurky turkey. Hope that helps.

 

[anniemouse]

10. Yes. It was Handmaids Tale style with Fiddle looming over Sophie like a lurky turkey. Hope that helps.

You beat me to it, blesssshhhhed be

 

[Erm…erm…erm…cos i love it]

Why would you put a square booth with a round table in your kitchen if the kids aren't going to use it. If she's going to use the high chair until they're in high school surely it would be better to just have a dining table and no booth so the high chairs can be pushed Upto the table

 

[FFS2023]

It’s Wednesday. Shall we place a bet on whether there’s an amaZON ad today? Or perhapsch a ICONIC one. I just a-LUV it guysch