Garden dwelling wankersCan’t wait to see what riveting content will come today lads! Will it be:
Good Morning post featuring the kids in matching pjs, the fat dog and/or the garden dwelling wankers
Thank you for saying whatnot, it was my mum's favourite saying..Only just seen the apple video cos I skipped past that story this morn thinking it was just the alpacas. Those apples aren't ready, I have fruit trees, one being an apple tree, they only need a very light twist and they pop off when ready, half the tree shouldn't come off with them like Lennies did.
But I'm howling, those apples expecially Lennies, isn't off the tree. It's a different colour for a start.
Her nan is asking what pink stuff is actually for and Hinch can't even answer the question. Cos she doesn't actually know. That says everything.
She's constantly banging on about how much she appreciates the journey and whatnot, no she doesn't. She'd do more if she did. She'd give more. She'd be a better person. She doesn't give a fuck about the people who have got her to where she is now. She's selfish. She knows the end is coming so she's trying to suck arse to keep her sheep around longer.
I loveeeee Strictly and I can’t work out if I’d loveeeee or hate Tophie Toes being on it. Can you imagine the pairing up... whoever her pro partner ended up being you’d see them mouth the words “Oh fucking no, not her” while looking fake excitedAll she has going for her is a filter and 6 toes.
I saw an article this morning of all the celebs that had turned DOWN strictly......guess what Tophie wasn't on the list! What a dick!
I would absolutely love to see her on strictly it would be hilariousI loveeeee Strictly and I can’t work out if I’d loveeeee or hate Tophie Toes being on it. Can you imagine the pairing up... whoever her pro partner ended up being you’d see them mouth the words “Oh fucking no, not her” while looking fake excited
You’d then hear NoNob shouting “Oi Oi go for it babeeee” Freda Fiddling Fingers would then appear while Tophie and her poor suffering pro are chatting to Claudia to top up the bitty
I hope so. She’s dragged it out for way too long 🥱🥱🥱Calling a bingo on the Sunday silence being because she’s announcing the arrival of the newprisonersanimals tonight.
Didn't mean to plagiarise re baby toys - was typing when you posted! I completely agree. I have a four month old and it's the kind of stuff we have for her to play with this side of Christmas, I wouldn't expect her to be still playing with it in 3+ years time!She’s gone roundmamfa’sSorry the house she gifted to a beautiful kind family. Isn’t it amazing how the kids have so many toys there? Almost as if they spend most of their time there? Go on soph pan round and show the garden with their playhouse and all their ride ons. I dare you.
Having said that. All the toys on that playmat are “baby toys” really.
I think they've probably been told they're not allowed to!Why would the new family not redecorate at all??? We bought my mums house (the house I grew up in) because we wanted to upsize and she wanted to downsize plus it’s in the perfect location for us. As much as it holds lovely memories of my childhood we have almost finished work on it and it’s unrecognisable now. When we first moved in it was awful because it still felt like my mums home. I can’t imagine having to live like that
Because he's a toddler, duh!Just catching up so apologies in advance if I'm plagiarising anyone BUT an observation from on the open top bus, WHY is a child who is starting school in September using a baby juice cup
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