Mrs Hinch #660 A toe for each day of work. New thread title courtesy of @Lotte6058. Thread suggestions are taken from anywhere in the thread. Please keep them short and swear free and clearly marked thread suggestion.
Despite Sophie six-toes claiming she never leaves the house, she’s been out quite a lot over the past week. She’s been to the farm and the zoo, the farm and the zoo, the farm and zoo (repeat ad Infinitum). She has also put a handy guide on her page confirming the layout of the house, what is in each room and where all the entrances and exits are, just in case some desperate would be cat burglar is in need of a top up of mugshots, Cunty Garden Febreze (#ad my own range) or a pestle and mortar. Because, let’s face it, she’s filled the house with tat so there’s not much that anyone with any taste would want to steal!
Today, Dogpie popped out of a meeting fora fag some fresh air and revealed that work is underway on her Tesco reject Hinch Home range. The sum total of her design involvement appears to be sniffing candles and, most likely, drawing on a picture of the candle design with an arrow and the word “wick”!
Welcome to any newbies or lurkers. You have found your people! The wiki is the pink button at the top and thread 500 will give you all the background info you’ll ever need.
Despite Sophie six-toes claiming she never leaves the house, she’s been out quite a lot over the past week. She’s been to the farm and the zoo, the farm and the zoo, the farm and zoo (repeat ad Infinitum). She has also put a handy guide on her page confirming the layout of the house, what is in each room and where all the entrances and exits are, just in case some desperate would be cat burglar is in need of a top up of mugshots, Cunty Garden Febreze (#ad my own range) or a pestle and mortar. Because, let’s face it, she’s filled the house with tat so there’s not much that anyone with any taste would want to steal!
Today, Dogpie popped out of a meeting for
Welcome to any newbies or lurkers. You have found your people! The wiki is the pink button at the top and thread 500 will give you all the background info you’ll ever need.
If it ain’t 
what if she brings out candles that smell like her washing range like all the little huns so with their at home candle making companies 
that will really put the huns noses out of joint if she sells them herself
my favourite) so Sopha can piss right off with her cheap one wick Alpaca scented effort. If she thinks she’s gonna make spondoolies from her overpriced, poorly designed, made in China shite in the age of savvy internet shopping she’s been ill advised but carry on Sopha we’re all here for it.
