Mrs Hinch #646 It might be Lonnie’s Birthday but Tattle got the gifts!

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Andioooop

None of these describe you though hun, every bit of your being has been pinched from someone/somewhere else. Clearly she’s feeling the loss of her ‘followers’ her engagement must be incredibly low, can’t wait to see what a failure her own brand will be, tesco couldn’t get rid of her stuff even when they had it on sale
 
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cantstandinfluencers

She clearly chose those dates herself - sad, manipulative woman. She can never be honest or truthful. Everything is done for engagement. As for transparency - would she like a dictionary to help her with that definition? And personality - don’t make me laugh!
 
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samj123

Hello pot this is kettle calling
She needs to work on all of those traits, is she actually ok in the head? God she enrages me, the lies, the fake ness. Arghhhh I hate her
 
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Hens Teeth

Right, someone needs to slap me round the face with a wet fish! That video with weepy Al and the scan pic actually gets me

It’s been said but she has blatantly chosen most if not all of those dates herself. She could have made it a bit less obvious surely!
 
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Secretbrillopad

Whatsthegoss16 said:
but she also had surgery socks on too so looks like she defo had a c-section.
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Not necessarily, I think they're standard issue in some Trusts on labour ward regardless of type of birth (and given the mysterious blood disorder she has, I'm assuming she was recommended an obstetric led delivery In labour ward). I actually couldn't wear them as my legs were too swollen (pre-eclampsia) and they kept rolling down and made welts in my legs. So they made me wear these god awful pressure controlled boots that puffed air constantly. I'm easily sensory overloaded and I had to ask them to turn them off when they wanted me to push as it was too much to concentrate on - the contraction, the pain, the Choo Choo puffs on my legs

Aside from this, I actually cackled out loud and said "size 5 footz my arse!"
 
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Chesneyslittlesister

Anyone else seen the PETAUK reel about alpacas being sheared. I wont link it because it's potentially distressing. Shabaz is on it and shared it. Maybe that's why she was on one about the donkeys, to try and deflect any possible negativity and show she's all for animal welfare. Shame she ruined it by showing the not fish people clip.
 
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Pipyspops15

But in disney sopha land the birds and the butterfly's help shear the 3 Rs and they all dance and sing in the larger then normal garden with photoshopped blue skies and sun blaring.
Wonder if she ever did get the rug made from their wool last year? Is that the rug in Ron's room?
 
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The Green Triangle

Whilst the treatment of the alpaca in the video was undoubtedly cruel it must be noted that this was in Peru and has since been identified as an isolated case. I would bet good money that Soph's alpaca will NOT be treated in this way ... and equally good money to see her Alpaca whispering skills on shearing day. No dount she'll be impying she did the whole thing herself and it was magical - so special.
That said she should still not have these large animals roaming around her garden and house especially with small children around.

Alpaca Owners Association, Inc. Open Response to PETA Claim: Alpaca Wool Abuse

The Truth about Treatment of Alpacas in North America.
www.alpacainfo.com
Edited to add the bit I forgot after hitting post too early.
 
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teshhco-tart

After her Hen party (her own hen in her own mind) Sloth must have come home realising no one loves her and her engagement is still shit. So she decided to ask a fake question to come up with key dates of her GROWFFF in a poor desperate attempt to tel people what a lovely cunt she is, despite all appearances.

This entire self indulgent fest looks like wanking online to be honest.

Absolutely nobody asked for these specific dates. She just wanted to show good bits of what she cherishes and thinks sheep ought to cherish.

There are plenty of remarkable dates on Wiki Sloph, we have a very different recollection of your 'accidental' journey.

You have no character, personality and certainly no transparency. Get well hunnayyy and hope you find your happiness as you say xx
 
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tattoe_bojangles

Whether wearing compression socks is a thing with a natural birth or not, it’s hardly the story she’s put out there of giving birth in a side room (as I’m sure she told Vicky Pattinson and Giovanni Fletcher) with Jamie’s face at the window and her screaming in agony. It’s blown it completely out the water. Why, why would you lie about the day your child was born? Like one of the supposed happiest days isn’t good enough so you have to create another narrative to bring the attention back to yourself. I just don’t get it.
 
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Smith

Good choice of dates you've chosen there Soph, but even the dates you've chosen yourself are still boring! Last week I found 31 close up photos of Mr potato head from all different angles on my phone and they were more interesting than your pictures and videos.
 
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LilPinkie

EmmaE54 said:
It loves me so much it opened its mouth wide to show me his teefs
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*Muffled* “Look, it loves me so much, it swallowed me whole. It just wants to keep me warm!”
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Wildrosesez said:
She looks like an evil stepmother in that wedding pic

“come on Cinderella, fix my dress!”

(I’m too tired to think of anything witty)
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What is she doing with her shoulder? Why is she so flippin’ dramatic, like Scarlett bloody O’Hara!
 
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Wize Owl

She called them “Tummy Shiversssh” which considering the amount of Choo Choo ice cream she shoves down her throit I’m not surprised her tummy shivers
 
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beanpole

Well this was an unexpected treat after a long shift at not tend work… it was like dipping into the wiki, I’ve never actually seen the fish people video or full on weepy al
 
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Swedish chef

I think she is on the beg for a wig or hair extensions for Audrey HennnezzzzzzHandsomezzzzzessssmanzzzzz
 
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