I’ve been sitting here drinking my tea, pondering, and I think I’ll revise my earlier BINGO
She keeps banging on about “My very own brand” so i‘m now offering up another BINGO whereas instead of teaming up with Homebase or suchlike she gets the
motley crew….family involved and makes her own online catalogue.
1) She’ll get Weepy to make shit loads of wobbly furniture out of broomsticks (Used and discarded by Sopha and Fiddle) and any old planks of wood knocking about, the more schplintery the better.
2) She’ll also get the Floofity Fuckers sheared, get the fleece spun into yarn, and get Fiddle Fingers to knit lots of gloves, just like the ones she tends Rennie wears out of the yarn, dyed red of course. If it’s sheep joining the menagerie in July she can branch out next year with their fleece and make a matching scarf
![Scarf :scarf: 🧣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f9e3.png)
Tracy from the attic will have to help with the knitting
3) Sopha will make even more creaaaaationsssh like the
awful Easter Figure 8 Bunny Door Wreath and all number of things, copied straight off Pinterest and pass them off as her own designs.
4) Jimbob will head up the delivery team, driving round in his white van… this may be a slow process as there’s only him in the team…. although maybe BTEC Brad can help on his day off
And there you have it… WWW…CuntyHinchHome.con
![Face with hand over mouth :face_with_hand_over_mouth: 🤭](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f92d.png)