Mrs Hinch #643 Anx-liar-ty & cocotrots

[Fartycat]

That needs a broomstick adding!

With Fiddle bringing up the rear

 

[Rach8456]

She’s a fucking dose of shite

 

[EmmaE54]

Can't wait too see if they look this slim this year

Me too

 

[IrishCatlady]

Oh my fucking god I am DEAD

We just need Fiddle on hers

 

[Bidscavan]

So, I go have a baby & all I miss is her having the most ‘productive’ morning ever getting the animals fed, boys off to their classes for the morning, she cleans, gets her hair washed dried & curled & ‘works’ before the boys get home at lunch?



surehun

Congratulations on the new arrivalxx

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Is that Lennie confined to a pram

 

[Zofloragirl]

Oh the poor kids are all going to get inflicted with her shitty book in them now too

Obviously I meant a signed book of my own doing…not ghost written

 

[Anotherheadturned]

She’s answered that question on her QnA, they’re togevvaaaa

Ah I obviously don't pay enough attention to her stories then

 

[IrishCatlady]

Yes lol

No they dropped her a while ago, finally saw the light

 

[anniemouse]

Glad it wasnt just me who thought that

Was it not coronation street?

 

[CrystalWench]

I've never seen a grown woman struggle to cut a carrot before.

Came here for this I have a physical disability and child size hands and yet I still don’t struggle as much as she did. Wondered what she was doing.

 

[Yeah....Brackie]

If she lies much more her Pinocchio nose will trip up her tend size 5 footzz She regularly chills on her sofa scuffing one of many tubs of B&J’s caramel chew chew down her throit, while scrolling on tattle tend watching Garden Rescue.... while Jimmy “The Unfit Man” Dickless is relegated to the “Tiny Movie room” (Complete with used only once, never scheeen again popcorn maker) to watch the football....snuggled up with Fiddle Lon

ETA: For any new Nusties or Lurking Hunzz, my spelling isn’t this bad.... I’m taking my inssspiration for “Scuffing and throit” from this #NotAtAllKind message left for Sopha on her thread...
(Thought it was about time to share it again Nusties)
Blessssed be lol lol xxx

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EDIT: I should probably record ToyOiOi saying this, cocky floofhead fucker

EDIT Again: Oh my days... ToyOiOi I could quickly correct it, but I’m going to leave it because actually she treats RoyOiOi like a toy

This never fails to raise a cackle from me hens.
The hunz are so kond, thinking of us sat "comfortably" blessed be 🥲

 

[Parry1988]

Jamie’s parents, can see who he gets his hooter from

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They look like a happy couple though unlike weepy and the battle axe

 

[puddleduck]

Just watched Charlottes post ( It was very hard to get through cos she’s so annoying ). But the funny thing is if her and soph as well didn’t share their kids lives on Instagram. Then no one would have anything to ring up SS for!!!! So it’s their own doing.
And also being terrible mothers. Sorry.
Charlotte kept saying I really want to come off instagram but I can’t cos it’s my job… well maybe get a REAL job then

Maybe I have the wrong person but does she need to work? Isn't she living off the coat tails of her deceased Dad?

 

[Katmuma]

Still waiting for the Q&A......

 

[ilovepizza21]

What a brilliant q&a

 

[Danielle0120]

Quick lunch break xoxox
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best one yet

 

[anniemouse]

I think she's the daughter of Les Dawson who was a comedian I think back in the day. Not sure but I think she was very young when he died.

Note to self, read the quoted post. I thought you were meaning Dogpie, OiOi Freda someone else rummaging in your pink silk purse
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They look kinda freaky...I can't see *any* of their facial features.

Swiss Valais sheep, I hope she doesn’t get them

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Her latest story of the boys playing in the garden...

She just totally shut Ron down then when he was talking about using the hose to put a "fire" out. So much more could have developed from that conversation. Instead he just got "all the best".

Completely uninterested isn't she. Bitch.

I watched sound down but did wonder what they were talking about. Gosh. That’s awful.

 

[Wize Owl]

The size (5!) of that flip flop!! Crying into my mugshot here genius @Wize Owl

I’m fankyou Schweeet’arrrt