Mrs Hinch #635 She’s just cutting off her nostril-less nose to spite her filtered face

[maggisojuicy]

I love cats (hence the picture of my two) They know their own minds and will not be told to do something they don't want to do. They have quirky personalities but are so lovable and misunderstood animals too. They can be very affectionate (when they want to) . They won't take any tit from her. They can also be very protective of their humans. One of mine chased another cat away from my son when he was a baby. Hinch wouldn't be able to handle an animal that she couldn't control.

I too am a black cat owner *witches cackle* they are lush.
Cats choose their owners, that’s why Hinch can’t get one. It would soon scale the prison walls to freedom. Same can’t be said for the rest of the menagerie, sadly.

 

[BeeHappy]

Where is she? She stated in one of her mindlessly boring blethers that she was “back to work” on Tuesday!

 

[IrishCatlady]

Hunches next Halloween door instead of

It was probably that display that bought all the local Roland's to the Tend Farm
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I too am a black cat owner *witches cackle* they are lush.
Cats choose their owners, that’s why Hinch can’t get one. It would soon scale the prison walls to freedom. Same can’t be said for the rest of the menagerie, sadly.

I have 6 cats asmany are aware ans 3 are black, Agreed a cat would never live with Hinch, even with all those rats to chase
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Where is she? She stated in one of her mindlessly boring blethers that she was “back to work” on Tuesday!

Ringing pest control

 

[motherofdonkeys]

Where is she? She stated in one of her mindlessly boring blethers that she was “back to work” on Tuesday!

I suppose that depends on what 'back to work' actually means. In Hinchland, it's probably refers to her trotting over to the barn, opening a load of freebies she's been sent, sniffing a few cleaning fluids to sign off the scent 'chav on a farm' for her next range of products, and writing a list for her cleaner.

 

[londonLA]

Well those 'Blethers' lasted as long as elf on a shelf, the tidy jar, the advent calendars and whatever other nonsense she has started but cant be arsed to finish. Everything with her is a flash in the pan attempt. Definitely got an addictive personality. Moves on very quickly to the next thing she 'JUST LUUUURVES GUYS!'
To be fair I'm surprised she managed (3 was it?) blethers considering she has absolutely duck all to talk about. Most of it was her moaning about her kids, crocodile tears over her family in hospital and her talking about her primary school style dinners she had proudly made
The next manic obsession she will be going on about soon will be these new animals.....no more videos showing the Alpacas doing nothing in particular while she pisses her knickers laughing, they will be old news like Henry and the chickens, instead we will have months of that with said new animals....whatever they will be.

 

[Serg91]

She doesn’t have any ideas of her own. She just copies what she sees. I can’t stand the woman. She doesn’t realise how lucky she is. All she does it moan. Drip feed stuff about Ronnie, who is such a lovely little boy but she makes out there’s something seriously wrong with him. It’s horrible
To see. Len needs a bloody hair cut too and she just needs to interact with them and not laugh at everything they bloody say and do

 

[Hun_tea22]

We all hope all is well with Big Al. She did blether on about Tuesday being very busy so I’m sure she is just getting on with … well frankly I have no idea, but she only has the same 24 hours as the rest of us so I am sure it is stressful

 

[katfromthesticks]

Oh dear!

Someone working there must have seen her name on the bottle and put it on clearance like the rest of her range.

 

[Fluffy20]

I thought she was "back to work" on Tuesday?

 

[PutConbeforethehearse]

Sopha would be useless with a cat

In my afternoon post lunch coma and I read this as Sopha would be a useless cat.

I wonder

 

[IrishCatlady]

This would be Hinch’s cat

 

[beanpole]

I thought she was "back to work" on Tuesday?

I’m going to have to go and find another thread to play in…

 

[sk8ergirl]

I’ve just gone past a dilapidated pub near me called fiddle in the bag and I swear to god I nearly went into labour holding in the laughter in the car
Is the bag pink silk?

Being a cnut & quoting myself but here you are ladies.
A fiddle in the bag. Jamie’s dream. Xx

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

Well she’s just liked Molly Mae’s post so it’s on the sofa presumably

 

[IrishCatlady]

Well she’s just liked Molly Mae’s post so it’s on the sofa presumably

With the doors shut

 

[AllieBee]

You bunch of nusty trolls! They’re not rats, they’re large mice, wearing clothes and are called Jacques and Gus. They help Soph round the house whilst she’s living her Cinderella/Disney lifestyle

You're the nusty troll, their names are Minnie, Mickey and Mousie

 

[Nicnak21]

Well she’s just liked Molly Mae’s post so it’s on the sofa presumably

How do you know this? And how do people tell when she follows new accounts?

 

[springheeledyeti]

Being a cnut & quoting myself but here you are ladies.
A fiddle in the bag. Jamie’s dream. XxView attachment 2092803

Special cocktail, The GET WELL thank you very much!

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

I’m going to have to go and find another thread to play in…

Ashley James

 

[puddleduck]

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