Mrs Hinch #635 She’s just cutting off her nostril-less nose to spite her filtered face

[Pumpkins1506]

Mrs Hinch #635 She’s just cutting off her nostril-less nose to spite her filtered face

New title by @anniemouse and nominated by @InTheDollsHouse

Very short recap because I'm having a hot flush and trying to do bedtime.

She's continued lies, pre-records and desperate attempts to maintain a sliver of relevancy.

For newbies, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and thread 500 (found here: https://tattle.life/threads/mrs-hin...ife-in-lists-of-lies-the-tattle-truths.26662/)

If in doubt, ask or read the last few pages of the thread. We're very nice really

 

[Fifah1907]

🪑 early for a thread. Lucky my raw chicken, sorry my pepper is ready on time

 

[BeeHappy]

Mrs Hinch #635 She’s just cutting off her nostril-less nose to spite her filtered face

New title by @anniemouse and nominated by @InTheDollsHouse

Very short recap because I'm having a hot flush and trying to do bedtime.

She's continued lies, pre-records and desperate attempts to maintain a sliver of relevancy.

For newbies, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and thread 500 (found here: https://tattle.life/threads/mrs-hin...ife-in-lists-of-lies-the-tattle-truths.26662/)

If in doubt, ask or read the last few pages of the thread. We're very nice really

Thanks for the new thread @Pumpkins1506. I was working on one too so I‘ll add my recap here

Since the last recap, Sophie Rose has continued to blether. Unfortunately, lost in translation from Scottish to Essex and Sophis thinks ‘to blether’ means to disclose your family’s medical information and talk shite. She has also:

• avoided “mum guilt” by taking the boys (and probably Fiddle and Cling On) to visit a castle, where she posed for a photo in a coffin - classy!
• gone for a walk on her own (also probably with Fiddle) - next time Sophie take the dog…he could do with it!
• patronised the floor guy’s “little car” - don’t take the piss too much Dogpie, he might not want to be Jimbob’s friend any more!
• bought more dining room chairs from Dunelm - because you can never have too many seats!
• allowed the boys free rein decorating Easter biscuits, although she did have to do decorate one herself - clevah!
• played the troll card by outing the Tattle 40 who are always reporting her - there are more than 40 of us, Soph!

 

[anniemouse]

I’m fankyooo for the thread title, I’m off to celebrate with Appletise.

 

[FoxyBingo]

Henry is not a typical cocker spaniel. He is overweight.

Also, most dogs (not singling out cocker spaniels here) don't have their own bedroom and Emma mattress.

 

[Wize Owl]

Mrs Hinch #634 The most successful thing Hinch has left is her tattle threads.

I was thinking about her wandering around her "quite large town" and it reminded me of the time her and Jimbo were out and about and brought the egg chair? What happened to the egg chair, she was never out of it? Actually she was always in the garden too, she loved her runway of lights and...

tattle.life

In reply to @AllieBee from the end of the last thread. (Thread closed before I replied)

If I’d been at Marsh Farm today with my Owlets and saw JimBobNoNob filming and my Owlets were in the video he would never have to wonder what it feels like to have his phone firmly shoved up his bumbuminnit

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Henry is not a typical cocker spaniel. He is overweight.

Also, most dogs (not singling out cocker spaniels here) don't have their own bedroom and Emma mattress.

This is true. My springer takes over my bed (with ikea mattress) and expects me to fit around her!

 

[Sazz1006]

I thought it was Melania Trump

 

[Suebigfatsue87]

I thought it was Melania Trump
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Big sunglasses because she’s being chased by the paps, obvzzz.

 

[Pipyspops15]

Ron looked so lost in the sandpit video. Because he's being filmed no one is just casually directing him or playing on his level. He just stood there with his bucket and didn't move. If he loved the sand pit at the park so much why wasn't he building sandcastles? Why was hinch once again doing it? Help your child instead of filming him

 

[Spacedman]

I’m fankyooo for the thread title, I’m off to celebrate with Appletise.

You'll never be a real friend of mine if you carry on like that.
This thread came quick

I thought it was Melania Trump
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It would have been so much more sassy had she been in UAE. Just saying.

 

[Pumpkins1506]

I don't think it was mentioned at the end of the last thread but I'm now calling ponies or donkeys for the new animals.
The trough is too high for pigs or sheep and she's said not goats.

 

[Mum of two]

A small account that I follow did a reel for garden stuff from B&M today. They clearly marked it as an adPr voucher.
Made me think. We haven't seen Sloth do a B&M haul for a while, has she been dropped by them as well?

 

[Spacedman]

I do often wonder if I'm trapped in an anti hinch
Mind set and then I watch her" precious" moments compared with her bestie's memories of her family hol and I think..no,its not me.

 

[WonderWoman1993]

I don't think it was mentioned at the end of the last thread but I'm now calling ponies or donkeys for the new animals.
The trough is too high for pigs or sheep and she's said not goats.
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It had better not be. That space is not suitable for ponies or donkeys and they are not easy to look after. I dislike her.

 

[Spacedman]

I don't think it was mentioned at the end of the last thread but I'm now calling ponies or donkeys for the new animals.
The trough is too high for pigs or sheep and she's said not goats.
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Q.what huddles for cuddles at the end of the shed,eats hay and is quite tall
Answers to be quick and short please and no funny quirks about small animals on stilts.
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I've just googled "what needs locking up in a stable,requires little exercise,snuggles at night in a dark private place with it's mate and survives on a very basic diet".

 

[Lardsnomes]

Only in Soph’s parallel universe is an overweight, depressed, anxiety ridden, dog with attachment issues “normal”. How she can’t see that poor Henners is as far removed from what his breed should be is shocking

 

[JustmeJ]

Who the duck is this?! Another one of her Hinch faces. Oh and her “pull my big baggy jumper down to cover myself as much as possible cos I have tend anxiety”.
Ugh.

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

I've just googled "what needs locking up in a stable,requires little exercise,snuggles at night in a dark private place with it's mate and survives on a very basic diet".

Was the answer ‘Sophie Rose’?

 

[Spacedman]

Was the answer ‘Sophie Rose’?

Well probably but don't expect a prize.