Mrs Hinch #627 In a world where you can be anything, be 'tend! 🤷‍♀️

[Spacemonkey1972]

Oh my goshhhhhh she’s so boring isn’t she. In the past this was the only thread on tattle I read as it was always so busy I didn’t have time for anything else. Now I’m on loads of other threads. Meanwhile Dogpie the Boring has done the sum of fuck all. Except telling us she’s a busy working mum. Laughed so much tears ran down my leg. Of course her Maldon 22 will say she deserves everything. But I know in my previous job if I did as ‘much’ as her I’d have been sacked within a day

 

[Cupcakemum]

Imagine being such a shitty parent that your children don't know how to show excitement or are forced to suppress it for the gram.

When my now grown toddlers were actual toddlers there was no time to take a picture because I was scrambling to find coats, hats, gloves and boots to chuck over their pyjamas and chasing them around the house trying to dress them while they were trying to escape.
All you could hear was squealing to get out and protests that they had to get warm clothes on.

She's a perfect example of how money and 'fame' buys you nothing

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

She means she walked upstairs to the ‘tend shop in Ron’s bedroom, right?
Any further than that and I’m fearful for Audrey’s heart.

 

[HenryHenchcliffe]

The boys don't like the "wet and cold" and will probably "fight" over the same patch of snow anyway

34 year old toddler here excitedly waiting on my nephews arrival to walk the dog to the fields and play Failing that it'll be me and the dog playing in the snow

 

[Pipyspops15]

Loves doing crafts with her mum but not with her kids obviously

 

[JustmeJ]

WTAF was that weird tend Pringle challenge? The floofs get her undivided attention and kisses and the boys get challenges and pitted against each other. She is honestly vile and a terrible parent.

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

She lives on a busy road. She doesn’t live near the shops. She didn’t walk her dog for the miles and hours she’s supposed to. We all know Henry’s only exercise is in the garden. He’s over fed, not stimulated, and not exercised. She may well love him and he fulfils HER needs by cuddling up to her, but she isn’t meeting HIS basic needs.

 

[JustmeJ]

It must drive Hunch crazy that SSS is everything she is trying to be. I’m not SSS’s biggest fan but she annoys me much less than Hinch. She’s cornered the home life/kids/bargains hauls arena and there just ain’t room for an (awful) imitator, sorry Hinch! You may need to just keep cleaning after all!

 

[Purplebananas]

My DD is 12z she has never slept all night. She fights with her older sister constantly. It is draining. I have a tough job as a Sen teacher. I had a heart attack on Saturday night. Life is rough atm.
I don’t have time to stage cute interactions between my kids.
I don’t have time to do their homework with them (my DH does it) because I am too busy with work

her “job” is to film engagement stuff, spent time with her kids and “work” as an influencer.
She literally cannot do any of those thing successfully.
what an embarrassment she is, posting about international women’s day when she can barely function as a human, let alone a decent woman.

 

[londonLA]

Is there anything she doesn't find funny?! She laughs at the Alpacas, her kids, the dog, the horses, a squirrel, a hedgehog (they trapped in their garden that time) She acts like its the first time she ever sees anything. Dont get me started on that voice she was using to talk to the Alpacas in that video. What an absolute simpleton.

 

[Hun_tea22]

If it’s true, I’m glad Weepy escaped from that madness. He seems like a nice chap.

Fiddle living her best life in Bedroom 4, spending her evenings on Tinder once she has dealt with the boys

 

[mushroomprincess22]

“Successful long work call, rested my mind a lot”. She’s every reason to panic! The pounds are drying up Hinchy. The end is near.

I know this is said a lot but I can’t believe she has to make such a sing and dance about walking Henry. It should be a given each and every day - you should do it that routinely it shouldn’t be an achievement. Makes my blood boil! X

 

[DoodlePoodle]

Laughing like a seal into my pasta at you lot and your 30 year old toddlers

My youngest toddler turns 27 this week. She’s moved out and lives 600 miles away now. Do you think the SS will be after me for child abandonment?!

 

[AllieBee]

Its so easy for that person to be someone you trust though. I've seen it through friends of a friend; twice unfortunately.
People you thought were moral upstanding citizens were part of terrible things. It's frightening. They don't have to be strangers....

Exactly. A really nice man, dad of 7 kids, real community man near me, involved in all sorts of community things, always up at the school organising things, part of the PTA etc. Turned out he was horrifically sexually abusing 4 of his daughters. Evil people look like normal.people, you just can never tell, you can only protect your own kids. By the time you find out how evil some people can be, its too late for the victims

 

[Hun_tea22]

I see Fiddle dug deep into her pink silk purse for those anal beads

 

[AllieBee]

It has to be goats. Too small for donkeys, not suitable for rabbits they will escape, 3 pygmy goats called Pig, Prat and Penis

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Look at the anxiety ridden, hard working mum of 2 toddlers

 

[Dancing_in_the_dark]

That snack challenge trend died a death ages ago. And here she is finally doing it……while directing them from the other side of the camera as you can see the boys watching

 

[LurkeyMcLurk]

Tattle: we haven't seen the horse in while
Hinch: here's the horse

Tell me you read here without telling me you read here. Hinch, focus on pleasing your sheep we won't line your pockets...

 

[Danielle0120]

Those kids are nothing but robots.
It's so uncomfortable to watch