Mrs Hinch #627 In a world where you can be anything, be 'tend! 🤷‍♀️

[AllieBee]

Sat here at 39 weeks pregnant waiting for little itsybitsy to make an appearance, currently have an oven cleaning company in the kitchen to aid with my nesting.

Felt guilty I’m not doing it myself and said to the man with sarcasm, ‘I’m no Mrs Hinch with time to clean my oven until it’s sparkling!’ And he said ‘first and last warning, we don’t use the H word’. He’s now been piled with tea and biscuits.

Good for you! I love my oven cleaner man, best of it is he uses all non toxic environmentally friendly cleaning products. I've not actually mentioned the H word to him, but I will next time he comes just to see what he will say. My gut is he will say 'who?' In which case he too will get tea and biscuits!
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The post about the oven cleaner man put me in mind of the time she unscrewed her sink and all the silly sheep copied and flooded their kitchens. It was so funny, one of Mr Bees best mates is a plumber and was moaning about all the call outs he had had because of some silly witch on Instagram (Hinch of course) and comments along the lines of why can't she keep her mouth shut when she didn't have a clue what she was talking about!

 

[Fifah1907]

Label lady has time to film herself cleaning and post, just saying Hinch.

Saw this, Alfie age 8 went to school in his Leeds Rhinos kit as Rob Burrow on world book day also just saying!View attachment 2008067

Rob Burrow is a bleeping HERO, Hinch couldn’t even dream of being anywhere close to him and Sir Kev

 

[springheeledyeti]

The post about the oven cleaner man put me in mind of the time she unscrewed her sink and all the silly sheep copied and flooded their kitchens. It was so funny, one of Mr Bees best mates is a plumber and was moaning about all the call outs he had had because of some silly witch on Instagram (Hinch of course) and comments along the lines of why can't she keep her mouth shut when she didn't have a clue what she was talking about!

That was so funny I tRiEd SoPhs TiP aN fLoOdEd mE KiTcHeN, cAn eNyOnE hELp

Seem to recall any comments about it being a bad idea were met with #bekond and being called nusty trolls…didn’t she dirty delete it too? Never sccccheen again!

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

Thank you for starting the new thread @BeeHappy and for the thread title nusties xx
I made it extra bloody difficult didn't I when choosing a taggable user name ☆☆

"What a load of bollocks" seems to be the only way to sum up everything she does and, let's face it, who can be arsed to write much more?

Way behind as I had a Hysteroscopy & endometrial biopsy yesterday, not exactly paying much attention to her or much else.
Everyday is groundhog day at twit Farm innittt!?

Hope all nusties are well and if not, be extra kond kind to yourself! X

 

[Spacemonkey1972]

Oh my goshhhhhh she’s so boring isn’t she. In the past this was the only thread on tattle I read as it was always so busy I didn’t have time for anything else. Now I’m on loads of other threads. Meanwhile Dogpie the Boring has done the sum of duck all. Except telling us she’s a busy working mum. Laughed so much tears ran down my leg. Of course her Maldon 22 will say she deserves everything. But I know in my previous job if I did as ‘much’ as her I’d have been sacked within a day

 

[WendyW]

Not sure if this has already been said, not had a chance to catch up what with being a working woman 🫤 but did anyone hear how she pronounced ‘Overtly’

Yes!! I used to have that colour in my dining room so was shocked at how she attempted it!!! Such a stupid woman!

 

[HoratioHoohah]

no I don’t funnily enough, maybe that’s where I’m going wrong, I guess I won’t know how busy she is until I make a tit walk in makeup cupboard! Also to add I have a field with chickens does that make me a busy farmer aswel

Massive drip feed that you have a field and chickens. Of course you should rebrand yourself as a farmer on top of working mum of toddlers.

 

[CrapEars]

Sat here at 39 weeks pregnant waiting for little itsybitsy to make an appearance, currently have an oven cleaning company in the kitchen to aid with my nesting.

Felt guilty I’m not doing it myself and said to the man with sarcasm, ‘I’m no Mrs Hinch with time to clean my oven until it’s sparkling!’ And he said ‘first and last warning, we don’t use the H word’. He’s now been piled with tea and biscuits.

Ha! I’ve just had a similar conversation. I had a man here measuring up to fit some new fitted wardrobes. He showed me the samples of wood etc that the doors can be made out of. I want a nice dark walnut or similar. They had one dark wood sample but about 12 in varying shades of grey.
I commented that I hate the “grey everything” houses & that I think it’s dull & soulless. He said “yes but it’s since that Mrs Hitch woman did everything grey, everyone copies her”. After I stopped laughing at him calling her Mrs Hitch I assured him there’d be no grey wardrobes in this house.

 

[mushroomprincess22]

Oh give over Hinch. The silly pathetic prep talks she gives herself are an absolute joke. She acts like her life is so hard…! X

 

[Horridhenrietta]

Thanks Jus Roll! I didn’t have time to add the links to the recap, being a full time working mum of two toddlers aged 23 and 20!

Woohoohoo I have Toddlers the same age!

 

[Latala]

Did she actually refer to herself as a "busy working Mum" who is she trying to kid.

Possibly a prerecord ready for April 1st

 

[Horridhenrietta]

Sat here at 39 weeks pregnant waiting for little itsybitsy to make an appearance, currently have an oven cleaning company in the kitchen to aid with my nesting.

Felt guilty I’m not doing it myself and said to the man with sarcasm, ‘I’m no Mrs Hinch with time to clean my oven until it’s sparkling!’ And he said ‘first and last warning, we don’t use the H word’. He’s now been piled with tea and biscuits.

Good Man
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Thank you for starting the new thread @BeeHappy and for the thread title nusties xx
I made it extra bloody difficult didn't I when choosing a taggable user name ☆☆

"What a load of bollocks" seems to be the only way to sum up everything she does and, let's face it, who can be arsed to write much more?

Way behind as I had a Hysteroscopy & endometrial biopsy yesterday, not exactly paying much attention to her or much else.
Everyday is groundhog day at twit Farm innittt!?

Hope all nusties are well and if not, be extra kond kind to yourself! X

Been there done that (((big hugs))) lovely

 

[Justapeep]

What is it with this latest reel she's posted it and he has. Ffs there is no deep meaning in it ...it's quite morbid no one wants to loose anyone in their
Life but come on are they looking for sympathy she's got 2 healthy boys and pot loads of money get a grip you pair of sanctimonious cunts

 

[itsanofrommehun]

Posting the reel yesterday commenting she wanted to start her Sunday’s looking over memories.
Today it’s an encouragement to do that on a Monday instead.
She’s trying so hard to flog this family woman image of late - wonder if that’s a new management strategy…

 

[Swedish chef]

Massive drip feed that you have a field and chickens. Of course you should rebrand yourself as a farmer on top of working mum of toddlers.

Working famer with livestock of toddlers and indoor Lama's. And you work a 73 day week, while recording yourself as a farmer, who never goes out because you are so busy editing, uploading and finding appropriate plinky plonk music to narrate your loife.

 

[Wikiwangocard]

She's really milking her morbid 'memory' reel isn't she?

"I have 2 houses, 2 healthy sons and more money than most of you could ever dream of...read my words of wisdom..."

If it's supposed to be inspirational then she's missed the mark, as usual.

 

[CoolMom]

Start your Monday afternoon by re-sharing a reel which got a piss poor amount of likes and comments in a bid to increase your engagement





(I also meant to mention at the time but did anyone else think poor Henry had crossed the rainbow bridge when they first watched that reel?)

 

[FoxyBingo]

I have been struggling with my mental health massively over the last few months for various reasons, one being the worry about the health of a very close family member. There is not one day where there is any respite and the people around me just don't understand. I don't expect them to. They, thankfully, don't suffer with the anxiety that I do day to day.

I am so sick of these "influencers" preaching these good mood messages whilst they are sat in their second mansion and do little to duck all for it. It's patronising and unrealistic. Oh this stinky rich influencer has told me that this week will be a good week - that's alright then.

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Thanks @BeeHappy for the new thread!

Had a busy couple of days but not shocked to see there's no catching up to do.

 

[sk8ergirl]

To be honest, I’m not a good mum like Dogpie. I don’t dress them alike, let them sort our their own arguments, cook them proper dinners, don‘t keep them imprisoned in the house and they don’t even have names that rhyme! I should be ashamed to call myself a mother!

BRB, calling social services xx