The face of someone who’s hard at work in her tend closet… tending we caught her doing her curls even though she pressed play… tending she brought her mum a gift… 
Mrs Hinch #625 Soph's reached an all time low, Only gone skiing where there's no snow
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If she thinks her followers are able to shell out £60 for a Mother’s Day box full of crap present she’s even more bleeping stupid than we give her credit for 
Saw this on Facebook remind you of anyone
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Why is she cutting cheesecake with a bread knife? 
Dumb witch
Dumb witch
All those SMEG gadgets and appliances and she can barely put together a no bake cheesecake. God it makes me want to cry. What a waste! 
PS not crying from JeAlOuSy. I have some pretty good kit in my kitchen because I actually cook!
PS not crying from JeAlOuSy. I have some pretty good kit in my kitchen because I actually cook!
My mom and gran both had the tiniest kitchens with the simplest equipment and dodgy ovens/hobs and they were both amazing cooks and bakers.
Seems all the gear and no idea is how Sofa lives her loife.
Seems all the gear and no idea is how Sofa lives her loife.
She looks like that Bride of Wildestein or whatever her name isOk I don’t watch her stories, just saw the videos posted by @mammaof3 (thank you!)
That beauty box AD
She bought it. Riiight.
And I had to laugh like a seal telling my dog to stop when she said she uses “like” that root touch up stuff. Hunnay. Your head is all roots, what exactly are you touching up?
She was really grasping for words and pausing lots and tippy tapping with her nails to fill the expanse of those 6 stories.
Then she tries to create false demand by saying “I don’t know how many there are, I hope you can get one.” Who falls for these old sales tactics?
And “smells like spa” until she realizes her demographic doesn’t go to the spa and adds “you know, like you go every five years” So relatable Sopha, you’re just like us!
She’s so full of lies and very bad at her tend job.
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if I may quite myself! BINGO!
Minus the amasZon bit but she managed to plug some smeg in there
Exactly. This is so infuriating. Like you haven’t tried the products other than to sniff them or to rub a bit on your hands. For me to buy a beauty product, especially when they cost a lot of money, I need to see results, ingredients, like the actual use of it. Not just that it’s good and smells nice - what is that actually going to do?! At the end, when she said, “I don’t know how many are left guys, I hope you get one!” Is purely to make people think, oh I best get one as there isn’t many and is purposefully phrased that way. Mother’s Day is a couple of weeks away, there’s time to find something for your mum. Also, the look away from camera when she said that. In the great words of Jimmy Nail, she’s lying.
In comes trollomon with baby photos. Smassssshhhh.
They could have that cackle on replay in a glass house.I’d rather be water boarded than listen to her cackling
Yep. It's all in the eyes!She looks like that Bride of Wildestein or whatever her name is
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And there's a difference between laughing and cackling.
Never laugh at a cat - Mr Fartycat ignored this warning and subsequently found a turd in his shoe.
I'm wondering if she ever heard real laughter in her house.I'm guessing not 
She’s had more cheek filler and it looks shiteOk I don’t watch her stories, just saw the videos posted by @mammaof3 (thank you!)
That beauty box AD
She bought it. Riiight.
And I had to laugh like a seal telling my dog to stop when she said she uses “like” that root touch up stuff. Hunnay. Your head is all roots, what exactly are you touching up?
She was really grasping for words and pausing lots and tippy tapping with her nails to fill the expanse of those 6 stories.
Then she tries to create false demand by saying “I don’t know how many there are, I hope you can get one.” Who falls for these old sales tactics?
And “smells like spa” until she realizes her demographic doesn’t go to the spa and adds “you know, like you go every five years” So relatable Sopha, you’re just like us!
She’s so full of lies and very bad at her tend job.
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actually does what a mess
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That voice and those sniffs she does when she's talking make me want to rip my eyes out. Sounds like she's in a cave with all the echo's
Ha! Now we know why she’s all about the engagement…
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So let me get this right. According to this over-filtered, lying con-artist she bought this box for her bitty-supplier from a company she absolutely loves and wants to share with us. The tiny ad in the corner is totally unrelated.
She loved this box that she bought for her mum so much that she didn’t even bother to research what what’s in it, whether it would suit her mum, was it good value etc.and was too lazy to do her homework for the ad these daft companies are paying for
She loves the unnecessarily oversized “keepsake” box full of shredded paper. I guess she is not doing her bit for the environment this week then.
This is her actual job and she is tit at it.
She could learn a lot from the Make up kid on how to sell beauty products
She loved this box that she bought for her mum so much that she didn’t even bother to research what what’s in it, whether it would suit her mum, was it good value etc.
She loves the unnecessarily oversized “keepsake” box full of shredded paper. I guess she is not doing her bit for the environment this week then.
This is her actual job and she is tit at it.
She could learn a lot from the Make up kid on how to sell beauty products
Chef Hinch
Oh piss off. Chef simpleton more like.
She's so embarrassing. No cooking required just layering ready done ingredients.
No doubt old noknob will be scoffing that down to maintain his man tits to bust through his tightly whitey t shirts
Oh piss off. Chef simpleton more like.She's so embarrassing. No cooking required just layering ready done ingredients.
No doubt old noknob will be scoffing that down to maintain his man tits to bust through his tightly whitey t shirts
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