golden child antics right there…. Wasn’t there a half sibling abandoned? One that Sophie was slating on Twitter… thatll be the scapegoat/black sheep. Honestly boring how obvious they are now as narc family
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She’s too busy trolling anyone who speaks bad (anything not arse kissing)of mrs hinch , and babysitting the kidsWell it appears I missed a LOT of action last night
Fancy having your mum writing those comments. How does Freda feel about her daughter plagiarising Eileen Lamb & a Dr? How does she feel about her daughter showing strangers her grandson Ron on the toilet? I’m afraid Freda has created a monster and clearly the daughter has learnt this behaviour from her Mummy. Politicians face criticism all the time, but you don’t see their parents rushing to their defence. Same applies in normal jobs - no-ones parents come into the office to tell the boss off. Sophie’s chosen a job working in social media, so she needs to be thick skinned or just leave. Maybe she should try being honest for once in her life - that may help! Freda is looking after her cash flow- she’s clearly loving the holidays, restaurants, shopping trips, and playing mum to Ron & Len. She’ll not want anything to change that. Does Freda have any real friends? Does she ever do anything with her husband? Both are retired - you’d think they would go away on holidays together etc.
She's the most gormless person I've ever seen. She's just GORMLESS
Who the duck sits on a Christmas tree tho? Shows she has more money than sense cos she just threw everything in a bag and flung it. Probably snapped a few tree branches with her massive arse.
She's a disgrace.
I like the new chair though, but was it needed? Absolutely not.
Who the duck sits on a Christmas tree tho? Shows she has more money than sense cos she just threw everything in a bag and flung it. Probably snapped a few tree branches with her massive arse.
She's a disgrace.
I like the new chair though, but was it needed? Absolutely not.
Her bff got a new sofa over at bleeping Pickle Cottage so she couldn't be outdone she Had to get something the crazy batshit. No there was no actual need for it there are more chairs in there than Paddington station
Aww that would’ve been brilliant, she’d go off her rocker even more, a lot of people taking the piss and winding her up to get her reaction and she fell for it the stupid cowA great reply to Fiddle would have been Get to bed , you're on nanny duty in the morning
Wow, the Hinch / Barker clan are a disgrace. Workshy bullies the lot of them. No hope for the kids, they will grow up to be little wankers won't they.
Immediate reactions.
1) she’s gormless
2) she believes she’s “funny” - slinging/kicking/sitting on bags.
3) she hates her figure and hides it under the baggy clothes.
4) she’s explicitly referenced Heart radio twice now recently. Or maybe more. Not a coincidence. I reckon another podcast coming from Global.
5) undeclared ad for book
6) the “reading corner” is hilarious. None of it matches and looks like something from a care home lounge.
1) she’s gormless
2) she believes she’s “funny” - slinging/kicking/sitting on bags.
3) she hates her figure and hides it under the baggy clothes.
4) she’s explicitly referenced Heart radio twice now recently. Or maybe more. Not a coincidence. I reckon another podcast coming from Global.
5) undeclared ad for book
6) the “reading corner” is hilarious. None of it matches and looks like something from a care home lounge.
Really? I always thought the slide going to the tip was part of the running joke on the thread
dumb arses putting that expensive slide outside! When I think of my kids at the age hers are now, we had a smoby plastic slide inside our small cramped terrace because we had no outdoor space, they had years of fun playing on it together, it doubled up as a car ramp, they would launch footballs, teddies, the cat, each other off it, would use it as a cave with a blanket over it. Drove me mad having it in the living room but they loved it so it stayed until they got bored of it. Our house was one big toy box dump back then, could never see the carpet or dining table for toys. I look around now at how tidy it is and think I'm glad we lived like that back then, I'm glad I never went with my urge to always tidy up around the kids. They grow up quick and we have more years in a tidy house, than we do dodging the lego mess. She has the luxury of a toy room, it should be well stocked with choice for those boys. What's the point in making a dedicated space if it's not going to be used properly. The fact the tree is still in one piece in a kids room is proof they don't get chance to play.What is on her head. I don’t understand. I don’t get it. Why is her hair like that. What is it meant to be. I don’t get it. It’s distressing me 
God yeah I know how she feels. I took my tree down and the room felt so empty that I went out and bought a 16th century armoire, a complete set of Ming Dynasty vases and 30 rare imported orchids to fill the gap.
I'll just pop them into storage every year when I have to get the tree out again.
I'll just pop them into storage every year when I have to get the tree out again.
Riveting content 
. Just what everyone wants to see, someone taking down Christmas decor. She really thinks she's the prize pony at the horse show doesn't she
. Just what everyone wants to see, someone taking down Christmas decor. She really thinks she's the prize pony at the horse show doesn't sheI honestly don't understand why she dresses like that?! I'm all for slouchy clothes around the house, but these are far too big for her and I actually think it makes her look like she has a fuller figure than she does. Surely those big sleeves just get in the way while she's tidying up?!
Also, open the blinds and let some natural light in!
Another pointless chair, plant and basket she apparently 'bought'. We know the chair was gifted as if she would part money for a chair when she was given god knows how many for free not that long ago!
Why does she need to make a cosy corner in a room when she has more seating in that bloody house than Wembley stadium?
Also what is she wearing, she looks more and more like Waynetta Slob as the weeks go on.
Why does she need to make a cosy corner in a room when she has more seating in that bloody house than Wembley stadium?
Also what is she wearing, she looks more and more like Waynetta Slob as the weeks go on.
I’m pretty sure in terms of insta content she’s a week behind the rest of the huns. I’m assuming so she can just copy the reels that do well.
Christmas seems like ages ago now, she's late with this clean up.Riveting content
Love you bestie xxJust to clear things up. I’m definitely not her PA
I can say that I’m very well connected though to people in the industries that work/report on the Hinch brand. Although just the word Hinch makes me sick!
I do have to be careful with what I say though due to these people work roles, they have families themselves and don’t want to risk them losing their jobs.
With regards to the bot buying. She is still buying them daily! She has reduced the numbers though which is why there are a lot of red numbers on her stats. People are unfollowing in droves. Numbers on there aren’t reflecting the full extent though as she is registered with a company that shows her the figures and daily unfollow numbers so she can balance out the numbers in a less obvious way to make her still appear in demand.
Unfortunately this year she’s going to be unbearable but it’s the beginning of the end for her. She’s messing up more than ever and her smugness and lack of reality is going to destroy her brand.
All may seem rosy and content in Hinchland but behind the scenes it’s messy and absolutely chaos. But Sophie is oblivious to the truth because she’s just a pawn in the game and is fed fairytale dreams.
The thing about dreams is you have to wake up and she’s in for a shock when she does.
What else has she got planned in 2023???
I’m still catching up so sorry if it’s already been said but I’m very surprised she didn’t use this book as an opportunity to announce some new animals that she’ll be getting
I'm so relatable that I randomly spent £300+ on some furniture that might not even match. Don't worry, I'll just tell Jimbob to donate it to Maldon tip charity if looks tit. twit.
Henry looks like he’s been stung by a bleeping bee??
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