Mrs Hinch #601 There’s nothing sadder than Hinch’s Christmas ladder!

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Obviously cardboard doesn’t suit our decor!

Fancy sharing your ‘Christmas styling’ with the public when it’s this shit.
 

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To be honesssssscht guysssssh, this photo just cracks me up and has me cackling like a seal into my bowl of breakfast pasta There’s Sopha with Kem and she’s thinking “Finally, I’m one of the Love Islanders, I’m just like them, they must think so too and loveeeeeee me” Kem “Oh it’s that old cleaner me mum likes....the one who shows pining her bog... mum’s so happy to meet her, right where’s the cool, happening ‘ens then”
 
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Tell me more about this pasta…

I’ve no idea who this fella is but it’s like they’re both doing a meet n greet thinking they’re both the stars. It’s cringe
 
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Why does Christmas have to match your decor?! My tree had red, green and gold theme (and has done for the last 10 years, outrageous not buying new shit every year ) yet my living room has a duck egg blue theme. Does the tree match? No... does that impact how much I enjoy Christmas? No.

People like hinch can't truly have an enjoyable Christmas, too worried about the aesthetic and what others thing than actually making it a magical time for her boys.

I'd love kids, I can't have them, but if I could they would certainly be actively involved in the decorating as that was always one of my fave days as a child. Her boys are missing out on so much, she just throws money around
 
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The thing is. The only item that corner of the dining room needed was a little sideboard to keep drinks; cutlery; plates etc in. You know. A dining room
Sideboard. Bloody hell. But because no one has gifted her one she’s trying to fill the gaping void with tat. Guarantee you there’ll be a sideboard there by January.
 
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Not far from me either! Hi local tattler!
 
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I'm probably extremely Bush to the party but I am sure she's done no Black Friday ads or Black Friday promo this weekend...only because I was watching SSS and the iconic ads etc and I thought ahhh but where is Hinchys with her filtered face? Sorry if it's already been covered!
 
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She did a record level of them on Friday
 
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The claw is there, ready to snatch something.
 
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And no nostril holes either- just a big old flap of skin deffo filtered because the person in the foreground of a photo like that always looks bad! It’s usually a v unflattering angle!
 
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Grinds my gears when she drops in about “Sccccchcrappp wood” all the time. The more you say it, the more we know you’ve actually bought it.

Even if it was scrap wood (it’s not) does she really think it offsets the amount of single use plastic tat she spunks money on or the copious amount of chemicals she dumps down her toilet /sink.

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Her nostr Her nostrils have gone 'right, fuck this we're out'
 
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Guyyssch im going to get some scrap wood today and cut it into squares / put ribbon round them and stick them under my tree.

Said no one ever.

get off Pinterest. stop trying to copy you tend bestie and do something nice with your sons for a change you fucking weapon
 
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