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Mrs Hinch #601 There’s nothing sadder than Hinch’s Christmas ladder!
Thanks @choccychops for the hilarious thread title!
As always, mark your title suggestions with "thread suggestion", keep them to the point and swear free (like mummaz says!)
Thread 600 was amazing, thank you everyone!
Buckle up, this is a two thread recap!
She took a day off on Wednesday.
On Thursday she achieved her lifelong ambition of becoming an alpaca with the help of a filter. More on that later.
Later on she chose to reveal the playroom in all it's horror. Hitchcock sponsored the bird stickers on the beam, there were no actual toys visible, and Jimmy couldn't have been more disinterested.
Shambles about covers it.
Slotha sent herself a troll message because she felt the urge to make a tend mess and post about it.
She nipped back online on Thursday night, alpaca filter and all, to showcase what we believe may be the beginning of a descent into madness.
On Friday it was bags of carrots at the ready as the doors were open and the alpacas were inside.
She styled a bunch of expensive ceramic tat on a tray. She's working hard guysh!
Another quick snack creation and this time Sopha impaled a mini-roll with a lolly stick, jammed some pretzels on them and drowned them in icing sugar to create some Rudolph abominations.
Saturday morning brought us more fucking about with the alpaca filter and the sheep showing off how few braincells they have. A filter doesn't actually show you that way in real life, and the hopefully castrated alpacas aren't looking to shag the spliced Hinch/alpaca monster they think has been created.
In summary, it was just a grim grim comment section.
Teshco factories have been pumping out more shite to put her name on, so naturally she had to show us all! Apparently her window display was inspired by the tat she's produced, so why didn't she use her tat on the display? Why did she spend £300 on posh ceramic shit and not supermarket shit?
She gave us a preview of Ron's chicken costume.
Alpacas were in the house again.
Jimmy played with the boys while she lay on the sofa. We don't call her Sopha for no reason.
Jimmy filmed her practising spitting as an alpaca. UnHinged.
And she signed some bottles of fabric conditioner. Just what we all love, graffitied laundry care products.
On Sunday she was busy packing away the autumn decs so that she had time to read thread 600.
She must have got bored looking at her faces because she came back later to showcase a Home Bargains haul (congrats to the lucky tattler who called that bingo!). Yes she'd spent roughly £70 on decorations for the boys tree. Not that they will get to decorate it themselves.
Sophpaca said goodnight by spitting all over her phone. As you do.
On Monday, she was busy reading thread 600 so we had a quick good morning from an alpaca and then a desenio advert. What better way to show your love for your family than by displaying them generic art on the walls.
Artwork hung, it was time to hang a garland on a fireplace. Or, just film mummaz doing it.
Boys felt tree decorated and the boys themselves put to bed (despite apparently never sleeping well or alone) it was time to clean the sink, make the sink dirty, clean it again, clean a clean hob and worktop and brag about the dogs two bedrooms.
All in a day's work ey Hunch?
She started Tuesday with an undeclared and for soulless Desenio prints and quickly moved on to cackling at herself with the alpaca filter on again. Bit early for appletisers, even if it is approaching the festive season.
Sophie Dolphin Rose revealed another of Wet Gepettos creations, a small side table modelled on the breezeblock tables of 80s urban decor. Shtyled with an undeclared Desenio print and some of her own range.
Now, it's a well accepted fact among scholars that she hasn't read a word on Tattle since Brian Boru ruled over much of Ireland. Though, somehow, she managed to coin the term "Rita Rants" (better known as moaning about stuff with an alpaca filter on) after its use on the thread (@Dizzymichelle credited for that!)
Funnily enough, she was also moaning about the loss of (use of) a nostril. Another hot joke around here.
She had 30 seconds for a quick moan about how the boys weren't playing with a cardboard house how she wanted them to. They were having fun though and that's the point, surely?
In spite of how unprepared she apparently is, on Monday night she revealed a "Christmas corner". In short, it was a crappy ladder covered in crappy decorations. According to Sopha Rose, a ladder in the corner of a dining room is the most logical place to hang a stocking.
To prove her unpreparedness, she then came back with an undeclared ad for her shitty lists book. It's raised a couple of questions though:
Who are Hormone John, Hinch Russ and Hollie Bolly? Why are Jimmy's family and Stacey not on the Christmas card list? Does Jimmy really need another tracksuit? Why can't she spell Popsa if she's such a fan of their products?
The thread continued to limp on through Tuesday morning and Dolphin Dogpie treated us to some soggy alpacas and a stable door. Except it's not a stable door and alpacas shouldn't be in the house to warrant a stable door.
Congrats and All The Vest if you've made it this far, it was a long one!
Sophie Dogpie Dolphin Rose hasn't been invited to turn on the Maldon lights
Jamie short for James is getting some kids size 5's for Christmas. If you nose...
Mummaz Barker disapproves of swearing.
Wet Gepetto is living his best scrap wood life.
Link back to 600 is here:
Thanks @choccychops for the hilarious thread title!
As always, mark your title suggestions with "thread suggestion", keep them to the point and swear free (like mummaz says!)
Thread 600 was amazing, thank you everyone!
Buckle up, this is a two thread recap!
She took a day off on Wednesday.
On Thursday she achieved her lifelong ambition of becoming an alpaca with the help of a filter. More on that later.
Later on she chose to reveal the playroom in all it's horror. Hitchcock sponsored the bird stickers on the beam, there were no actual toys visible, and Jimmy couldn't have been more disinterested.
Shambles about covers it.
Slotha sent herself a troll message because she felt the urge to make a tend mess and post about it.
She nipped back online on Thursday night, alpaca filter and all, to showcase what we believe may be the beginning of a descent into madness.
On Friday it was bags of carrots at the ready as the doors were open and the alpacas were inside.
She styled a bunch of expensive ceramic tat on a tray. She's working hard guysh!
Another quick snack creation and this time Sopha impaled a mini-roll with a lolly stick, jammed some pretzels on them and drowned them in icing sugar to create some Rudolph abominations.
Saturday morning brought us more fucking about with the alpaca filter and the sheep showing off how few braincells they have. A filter doesn't actually show you that way in real life, and the hopefully castrated alpacas aren't looking to shag the spliced Hinch/alpaca monster they think has been created.
In summary, it was just a grim grim comment section.
Teshco factories have been pumping out more shite to put her name on, so naturally she had to show us all! Apparently her window display was inspired by the tat she's produced, so why didn't she use her tat on the display? Why did she spend £300 on posh ceramic shit and not supermarket shit?
She gave us a preview of Ron's chicken costume.
Alpacas were in the house again.
Jimmy played with the boys while she lay on the sofa. We don't call her Sopha for no reason.
Jimmy filmed her practising spitting as an alpaca. UnHinged.
And she signed some bottles of fabric conditioner. Just what we all love, graffitied laundry care products.
On Sunday she was busy packing away the autumn decs so that she had time to read thread 600.
She must have got bored looking at her faces because she came back later to showcase a Home Bargains haul (congrats to the lucky tattler who called that bingo!). Yes she'd spent roughly £70 on decorations for the boys tree. Not that they will get to decorate it themselves.
Sophpaca said goodnight by spitting all over her phone. As you do.
On Monday, she was busy reading thread 600 so we had a quick good morning from an alpaca and then a desenio advert. What better way to show your love for your family than by displaying them generic art on the walls.
Artwork hung, it was time to hang a garland on a fireplace. Or, just film mummaz doing it.
Boys felt tree decorated and the boys themselves put to bed (despite apparently never sleeping well or alone) it was time to clean the sink, make the sink dirty, clean it again, clean a clean hob and worktop and brag about the dogs two bedrooms.
All in a day's work ey Hunch?
She started Tuesday with an undeclared and for soulless Desenio prints and quickly moved on to cackling at herself with the alpaca filter on again. Bit early for appletisers, even if it is approaching the festive season.
Sophie Dolphin Rose revealed another of Wet Gepettos creations, a small side table modelled on the breezeblock tables of 80s urban decor. Shtyled with an undeclared Desenio print and some of her own range.
Now, it's a well accepted fact among scholars that she hasn't read a word on Tattle since Brian Boru ruled over much of Ireland. Though, somehow, she managed to coin the term "Rita Rants" (better known as moaning about stuff with an alpaca filter on) after its use on the thread (@Dizzymichelle credited for that!)
Funnily enough, she was also moaning about the loss of (use of) a nostril. Another hot joke around here.
She had 30 seconds for a quick moan about how the boys weren't playing with a cardboard house how she wanted them to. They were having fun though and that's the point, surely?
In spite of how unprepared she apparently is, on Monday night she revealed a "Christmas corner". In short, it was a crappy ladder covered in crappy decorations. According to Sopha Rose, a ladder in the corner of a dining room is the most logical place to hang a stocking.
To prove her unpreparedness, she then came back with an undeclared ad for her shitty lists book. It's raised a couple of questions though:
Who are Hormone John, Hinch Russ and Hollie Bolly? Why are Jimmy's family and Stacey not on the Christmas card list? Does Jimmy really need another tracksuit? Why can't she spell Popsa if she's such a fan of their products?
The thread continued to limp on through Tuesday morning and Dolphin Dogpie treated us to some soggy alpacas and a stable door. Except it's not a stable door and alpacas shouldn't be in the house to warrant a stable door.
Congrats and All The Vest if you've made it this far, it was a long one!
Sophie Dogpie Dolphin Rose hasn't been invited to turn on the Maldon lights
Jamie short for James is getting some kids size 5's for Christmas. If you nose...
Mummaz Barker disapproves of swearing.
Wet Gepetto is living his best scrap wood life.
Link back to 600 is here:
Mrs Hinch #600 Filters, face tunes and photoshop galore, who even is Mrs Hinch anymore?
Blesser'arrt, anxious Sophie as her true self, sticking up the V sign (hidden behind the Gretal filter), another vintage post from thread #225.
tattle.life
(So excited I could cry as I didn’t think this would be possible for me). I shall be continuing to watch Hinch’s stories and making a list of what NOT to do in terms of parenting! Ha ha.
Alton Towers for Lonnie’s birthday.
Steam Fair at Prom Park.
Holiday to Mallorca.
Birthday or was it anniversary stay at expensive hotel, followed by Dirty Dancing in West End.
Bridesmaid at bestbubs4eva wedding.
Cousin’s Hen do in Burnham.
Regular trips to buy “Dissshplay booksssh” with Mummaz.
Trip to Pumpkin place with various members of the fam, excluding Ronni e to pick up 333 pumpkins for the Autumnnnny door dissshplay.
Numerous trips to HB, B&M and the Range to buy tat for hauls, never scheeeen again stuff.
Visits to Call of the Wild Zoo.
Various pub lunches and eating out, including when Ronni e put her phone in a glass of coke. Probably sick of her shoving it in his face.
Numerous trips to visit Greyskull.
it's become my coping mechanism when I'm stuggling. And its definitely money I don't have.
