Mrs Hinch #598 Little Soph Peep is losing her sheep & doesn't know if she'll ever find them!

[Meg5290]

Has she seen my post today about posting during the two minute silence and rushed out to a cenotaph?

 

[☆MagicRoundabout☆]

What a respectable human being she is posting insta stories during the 2 minute silence for the fallen.

Seriously! What a disrespectful cnut!!!!
She's thick, stupid, insensitive, selfish and vile!

 

[Wize Owl]

Oh my word.... I’ve just discovered that baby Owlet is due on Sopha’s birffffday I was looking through her highlights on the gram for some ideas for another “Never sheeeen again, Antiques Roadshow” video and saw her birffffday.

What scares me more...... that littlest Owlet may have to share their birffffday with Sopha, or that Mr Owl and I must have got jiggy with it at a similar time as Fiddle and Weepy Al

I’m going to need to either cross my legs and everything and hope for a couple of days later giving birth or try all the tips to bring on labour earlier, hot spicy curries, driving over bumpy roads, lots of schexy time (I doubt that will be much of an option )

I thought that date sounded familiar, but checked out our calendar and have no family birfffdays etc. I just put it down to thinking of Valentine’s Day being near to it

 

[Anotherwantsamoan]

Do those boys have any toys inside at all? All the videos she posts of her house and I never see any toys.

 

[Gennie19]

I spoke to the MIL. She said none of the staff were excited about her being at the garden centre, no big fuss, there were comments made saying it doesn’t look like she has done a days cleaning in her life, she had a big trolley full. MIL didn’t know for sure but she is quite certain none of it would have been gifted because they don’t do anything like that there (they are so popular and busy they don’t need to) and she is in a high up position within the company so if there was any agreement she would know about it. She didn’t know if the kids were there so couldn’t confirm about the apparent tantrum in the coffee shop.

 

[Ditzymama28]

Lennie bored out of his head not one toy in sight

So Lennie has gone from saying nothing... to saying something that sounded a teeny bit like "alpaca" ?!!! more likely she's been parroting "say alpaca" at him constantly

 

[HenryHenchcliffe]

As much as this pains me to say this I'm going to;

Crocs!

Easy to slip on and off and far more practical in the farm garden.
They even come with floofy fleece linings!
Great for kids if they struggle with wellies and you're a lazy parent.

Also far more hygienic than slippers

 

[NordieGal]

Nusties, sloowww dowwwnnn
Can we all take a moment to let our loved ones know that they should be grateful they don't have Hinch & Inch as parents?
They don't know they're living. Poor Lon & Ren will never know what it's like to have proper loving & attentive parents

 

[Frymydevil]

Has she finally admitted she doesn’t live in a village

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Nah, she's just taking the piss at this point after reading here. Who the duck puts their children in 'slippers' to go out on to a muddy field on the daily? I don't care if they don't go in the house, it's absolutely stupid and not practical in any terms.
"Outdoor morning slippers". I don't know anyone at all who has even got a pair of slippers just for mornings squelching about outdoor. She's just made that up for shits and giggles.
She's got a boot room. Full of boots and wellies. But the boys wear slippers? head. No parent would even think of letting their kids out like that. Especially in this cold, muddy, wet weather. Stupid witch.

 

[Pigglet9876]

Not unusual at all. None of the under 2s I look after have feet a size 5 or over, they are usually 4s and the occasional 3. I tend to see the 5 and 6 in the toddler and pre school room.

Mayne your child has exceptionally big feet?!

I agree my daughter was only a size seven in reception class she's year 4 now and still only 13 5 lol

 

[PutConbeforethehearse]

I was thinking the same thing, like the branded premixed slices and the rice. It’s all the same just different colours, but it’s all for show. I bet she cooks in the other kitchen by throwing around a bunch of pre-cut and ready meals ingredients

Spices**

 

[NordieGal]

Knobby McKnobface thinks she's so funny. When your boys get sick because they've had wet feet from wearing those slippers, we'll all be pointing our claws at YOU!!!

 

[indentifiesasahooman]

I've never been trolled by Tattle before... I feel honoured

 

[motherofdonkeys]

Nah, she's just taking the piss at this point after reading here. Who the duck puts their children in 'slippers' to go out on to a muddy field on the daily? I don't care if they don't go in the house, it's absolutely stupid and not practical in any terms.
"Outdoor morning slippers". I don't know anyone at all who has even got a pair of slippers just for mornings squelching about outdoor. She's just made that up for shits and giggles.
She's got a boot room. Full of boots and wellies. But the boys wear slippers? head. No parent would even think of letting their kids out like that. Especially in this cold, muddy, wet weather. Stupid witch.



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I really hope Amanda Owen is taking note, just what all kids need when they live on a 'farm', outdoor morning slippers.

 

[Pigglet9876]

I've never been trolled by Tattle before... I feel honoured

I had that too

 

[CoolMom]

Surely those "outdoor morning slippers" are still damp the next morning when the boiz go to put them on?

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Why the duck does she have ALL the lights on during the day. Every room she's got them on. Not just the big lights, but spotlights and lamps too.
I mean, where I am it's foggy as hell but we haven't needed to have the lights on. It's not been dark ffs. Money to bleeping burn that one. Whilst the nation are worrying about switching the kettle on for a brew.

 

[Spacedman]

Anyone know if her latest post is the one from last year?

I drove past just now-it's definitely today's.

 

[Sazz1006]

Oh my word.... I’ve just discovered that baby Owlet is due on Sopha’s birffffday I was looking through her highlights on the gram for some ideas for another “Never sheeeen again, Antiques Roadshow” video and saw her birffffday.

What scares me more...... that littlest Owlet may have to share their birffffday with Sopha, or that Mr Owl and I must have got jiggy with it at a similar time as Fiddle and Weepy Al

I’m going to need to either cross my legs and everything and hope for a couple of days later giving birth or try all the tips to bring on labour earlier, hot spicy curries, driving over bumpy roads, lots of schexy time (I doubt that will be much of an option )

I thought that date sounded familiar, but checked out our calendar and have no family birfffdays etc. I just put it down to thinking of Valentine’s Day being near to it

Panic not oh Wize Owl! Only 5% of babies arrive on their due date (Sazz crosses fingers that baby Owlet doesn’t come in those 5%)