Mrs Hinch #594 She's got a pantry but still wants tend farm decorated for free

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So she tagged SS sister in the pantry story wanting a label evening date with her but what about her own sister in-law that used to make all her labels? Not good enough for the tend farm?
Well we all now know where her absolute favourite blooming larrrrve it guycshhhhhs label maker went then. She literally had all them jars labelled and she emptied and packed them. So now she's got a load new freebies from tesco ad and she's now starting again. Wheres the sense in that
 
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She’s a lunatic letting her two small children constantly be that close to 3 large livestock animals.
 
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It’s stored in the pantry of the many takeaway places they use. Maldon McD’s reopened yesterday after a complete refit so I bet they will frequent there again
I’m surprised they didn’t ask her to officially re-open it, what with her and Jayme being a celebrity couple and everything!
 
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I never really gave Alpacas much thought in the past.

But now I can't stand them.
 
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My theory Is the pantry is going to be her proper kitchen, as someone mentioned before , as it's small it's going to be easier for her to clean, because shes lazy and all , the show kitchen will be cleaned because soph is super rich so she can afford to pay the actual cleaner who cleans the house while she entertains the sheep with her boring content !
 
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Wow both boys and the floofheads together on the Quornstoneofficial gifted flooring….enjoy a day of ADs, brags and possibly another meaningless quote from Pinterest to end the day?
 
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I know it nothing to do with me.. but I'm really disappointed in her kitchen,
Sorry but I do love a American style pantry. And I do put all my dry goods in to glass jars, but I was doing way before hinch.
But her kitchen could have been amazing!!
I just wonder how long it will last?
I give it 6 months
 
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Watched loose women yesterday and dame Kelly Holmes has got six fluffy fuckers

I did notice though they all have tags on like sheep,
Is it a requirement? genuinely curious cos I’ve got nowt better to do think I need to get a lyyffee hunnayyy

Edit - quick google tells me no but they do need a microchip I think she mentioned it once?? no chance of them going missing in there little patch of grass they’ve got to walk on.

What made me laugh was she states she’s a shit cook but has a massive airfryer and a big fuck off expensive oven! I don’t have a oven or a hob cos when we moved in it didn’t have one, we bought a cheap 40 quid airfryer and it’s been a game changer, and saves tons on electric not that she needs to care about that with her underfloor heating shite.
 
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Iv missed loads guyyyschh - been so busy at not tend work, but jst caught up on the recaps…..has she been writing herself notes again why does she make it so obvious..doesn’t even try to disguise her writing fucking absolute imbecile and her followers are not much better if they believe this shit!!!
 
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Who said she hadn't used the air fryer? What a nusty fat troll!


Also...tell me you don't cook etc etc. Why is she doing that with a fucking wooly glove? What an absolute melt.
 
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I need a rant....
Why did she have to write "complete disaster" about the cake Ronnie made? Why did she have to turn them upside down and put a candle in them?
They were perfect as they were because he made them!! Ffsssssssss!
She never gets it right does she!!?!
 
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She's so fucking lazy she probably can't be arsed to open the cupboard doors to get stuff out, with the pantr y it's one door only
 
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Why have a microwave and air fryer in a pantry with no windows? I have the same air fryer and they give off so much steam. Unless she brings it into the kitchen? My brain is hurting again
 
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So are they away for Inch’s birthday then? Why else would you have cake and sing happy birthday on a Wednesday if his birthday is at the weekend? More bragging incoming
 
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She has a huge oven. It's not hard to make a simple sponge cake.

And why can't she show Ron? It's a great learning moment. "Oh, Rennie. Mummaz put these in the air fryer and they look like shit. Let's try again but this time we will follow a simple recipe and use the oven like normal people."

If they were only a disaster because they didn't look nice, then she needs to get a life hunnay.
 
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Here's a riddle for you....

2 eggs:


She uses the eggs:


So there are no eggs:


But 15 minutes later, 4 eggs have materialised:


Now, I know she has chickens. But that's some quick laying for three hens going into off lay.
 
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Hahah. Re-stocked them from the pantr Y egg box.

Now I know why she's working all day. Running back and forth between the pantr Y and the kitchen to get things she needs.
 
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Why is she cooking cakes in an air fryer in the pantry when she has a massive fuck off range cooker in the kitchen? Make it make sense someone..
 
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