Mrs Hinch #594 She's got a pantry but still wants tend farm decorated for free

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Since nothing is happening, again, shall we decide what we’re doing for thread #600? Seems like we were only on #500 the other day
Imagine having 600 threads about yourself. 600! And not only that, the only person with the MOST threads on here. I'd take a long hard look at myself and have a good think at why there at that many. But this is Sopha we are talking about. So she never will.
 
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She claimed this before the ‘invisible speech needs’ claptrap and how she couldn’t wait to ‘hear his little voice’ but apparently before that he’d been singing so loud he woke Lonald and asking about the man at the fair rolling cigarettes
 
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So just thinking and find it sad that she’s obsessing over this air fryer. Definitely ED related. And the reason she likes prepackaged stuff ready meals/ mug shots…. She knows her exact calorie intake. Sad
 
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Since nothing is happening, again, shall we decide what we’re doing for thread #600? Seems like we were only on #500 the other day
Everybody posts their favourite face and then we have thread 601 five minutes later
 
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She'd want to be careful. We could do what print media do on a slow news day and make stuff up. Wouldn't that be fun? Sure as far as she's concerned, the last 594 threads are all made up anyway
 
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Since nothing is happening, again, shall we decide what we’re doing for thread #600? Seems like we were only on #500 the other day
Can't believe we are nearly at 600 threads. Yay she doesn't believe she needs to massively change. You don't have 600!! threads about yourself for no reason
 
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I’m so behind on this thread!!
600 to me should be naming her 600 real die hard followers. I don’t believe she’s got more than that
The rest are idle/ inactive accounts (25%), bought for accounts (35%), and mostly small accounts who rely on her to keep their own cleaning/home accounts running - accts between 1k and 10k (40%) She created some sort of pyramid scheme so I think her ‘real’ followers for no other reason than being mental, follow and love her are under 1k. Call me mental but I’ve analysed her acct for years.
 
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Can we include the letters/cards she writes to herself in her own handwriting but says it’s from her fans ?? my personal favourite!!
 
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Yes! It should definitely include all the stuff she's tried to hide and photoshop out. I think I would feel sick if it was her face on every post
 
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THREAD SUGGESTION

Sofas tales of woe cause the sheep to sob
But to Jimbo, it's just part of the Job £££
 
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