Mrs Hinch #591 The braggy pumpkin display was crass, now she's tending to sleep in a ball in the grass.

[Listoflies]

This is the average set up and annual cost of three alpacas if that helps.

+ £20 worth of pre cut carrots a week

 

[Make it make sense]

Does anyone hear the genuine emotion in her voice when she is talking to the alpacas? You don’t hear that when she is talking to anyone or anything else!

 

[Pebbleybeach]

Does anyone hear the genuine emotion in her voice when she is talking to the alpacas? You don’t hear that when she is talking to anyone or anything else!

She’s obviously alpaca people

 

[Holly21]

She talks to those alpacas with more emotion than when she talks to her kids

 

[WeepingWillow]

Random middle of the night thoughts whilst scrolling -

Remember when she used to eat beans or spaghetti hoops out of a jug.

 

[bosskaren70]

Happy Halloween arsenalholes

I wonder if people who do tit like this look back through their camera album and think,god I’m a daft twit

 

[anniemouse]

Maybe she can use her "friend" Mario's soup "recipe". 2 TABLESPOONS garlic powder. 3 stock cubes for 500ml water.

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Masterchef will be snapping him up when they see this.

 

[springheeledyeti]

Maybe she can use her "friend" Mario's soup "recipe". 2 TABLESPOONS garlic powder. 3 stock cubes for 500ml water.

Whats with the weird use of quote marks. Did he get that from Sopha? If that “makes sense”

 

[daffodilgirl]

Maybe she can use her "friend" Mario's soup "recipe". 2 TABLESPOONS garlic powder. 3 stock cubes for 500ml water.

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Is this a recipe for it cold?

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Is this a recipe for it cold?

No, hun. It's no gazpacho. It's made in a soup maker. X

 

[DramaQueen79]

Whats with the weird use of quote marks. Did he get that from Sopha? If that “makes sense”

No he is just an illiterate cU*t

 

[Sazz1006]

Whats with the weird use of quote marks. Did he get that from Sopha? If that “makes sense”

Obviously this can only be made on fresh n up Friday

 

[12inchthinbase]

Hinch's content is so dry that even her tattle thread is about Stacey

Bet she's secretly fuming that even HER trolls are bored of her! (Also well done to whoever reported that title because.. wtf right? )

 

[Swedish chef]

Can anyone else fall asleep sitting up, in the middle of the grass? Surely if she was that tired, she’d feel herself nodding off and get up and come inside?

I’m still confused as to why she was down on the grass in the first place.

-the two boys were nowhere to be seen, so she wasn’t down playing with them
-she’s not going to be sat on the grass playing with the giraffes
-she was facing away from everything
-she definitely wasn’t sunbathing

So if you want us to be believe you, what were you doing on the grass in the first place?

Or is he such a nasty arsenal hole, that this is some sick game they play. She has a tantrum and troll/shames her by posting this tit. OR are they just both massive twats, hard to tell, but seriously embarrassing. Couple goals, me arse

 

[Mum of two]

My weather ap says it's raining in the village this morning. Normal service will resume once conditions match the pre-records.

 

[boundandgagged]

Oh we're up and about and it's the bleeping floors again, how original
ETA meant floofs

 

[Andioooop]

My weather ap says it's raining in the village this morning. Normal service will resume once conditions match the pre-records.

Lots of rain in Essex this morning & all throughout the night, pre record as per

 

[Pumpkins1506]

My weather ap says it's raining in the village this morning. Normal service will resume once conditions match the pre-records.

It's been raining all bleeping night. Back with the it never rains Disney lies.

My sky right now...

 

[Squirrelsquad]

Her content really belongs in a bargain bin doesnt it? Or lack of content should I say. She is on her way out.
However, i think she is just doing the whole “i needed a period of deep rest” because of us nusty trolls and not parenting two children. She will be back with a bang with a pregnancy announcement and say thats why she has been so quiet.

I think she absolutely hates that new house.

The falling asleep suddenly and being so tired is all in the run up to a pregnancy announcement!!!!
first trimester you will literally sleep anywhere and all the time!

 

[horseybox1982]

That’s got to be a pre record of her feeding the WW. It’s poured it down all night here in Yorkshire and the weather this morning said the south will have rain up to lunchtime.

She’s so lucky to have her own microclimate. bleep.