Mrs Hinch #591 The braggy pumpkin display was crass, now she's tending to sleep in a ball in the grass.

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I'm at a loss here hens, what is she busy doing?
Booting the kids out to Freda Yahoooooo so she can sit her lazy arsenal hole on the many sofas and chairs at Liars Lodge, falling asleep in alpaca shit, snogging alpacas and ssshhhhhtyling everything because ‘home’ is her passion guyssssch oh and eye fucking her filtered face and reading tattle, obviously! Something to do with shit thrown in there too
 
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(Edited)...Ignore below. I can see it now!

Where is this Eclair with eyes story and not having time? I cant see anything new on her stories since the one of the boys playing with toy animals in bucket of water?
 
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Gleam has told her to look relatable due to the 300 pumpkins backlash.

She's not capable of being sincere.

Gets Inch to play with his shark
Does an #AD for the "cute" business who did her free/heavily discounted floor.
Mentions an old sink she has recycled. Looks disingenuous when you're sitting filming from your 1.5m. second home
Trying to engage with her flock by asking them questions. She's not interested in anything but people paying for her luxury lifestyle.
 
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It's very contrived for engagement too, Getting the sheep to message her about their kids is likely to be for maximum engagement.

edited as I'm tired and didn't word it properly
 
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Me lovely nusty hen thankyou for sharing. You reply is exactly why it's not funny, it's an all to common lived experience for so many women. I hope you are ok, sending you loads of love
 
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"Cuntent" sums hinch up
 
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"Oh fack'inell Jaymeeh, do I 'ave to get off the sofa to film more cuntent, cos I really can't be arsed anymore! We only do it to keep the sheep 'appy & the dossshhh rollin' in! Inch Farm ain't gonna pay it's own bills & y'know I can't cope wiv da boyeeeez on ma tod - so you need to ssshhtay unemployed!"

Oh to be a ....

(@Wize Owl)🪰
 
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Creaming herself over a sink. That said, she's got two houses and I'm worrying about how to heat mine in the winter.

World's gone mad...
Snap!! Along with you and everyone else I have no idea whether me and the kids will be warm this winter. And if I can afford to put the heating on, can I also afford to feed myself as well as them!! Also worrying about the blackouts they keep talking about. I’m solely electric in my house, so if we have the planned blackouts for the 3/4 hours at a time, we have no heating, hot water or means to cook!! Fab!! But you carry on being more and more un relatable every day Soph and you’ll soon be worrying how your going to heat your home, not so much about the feeding them tho, you don’t do that anyway!! Maybe she kept her sink for that very reason, she’ll flog it as an original piece of Mrs Hinch when it all comes crashing down around her xx
 
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Just seen that, for the first time ever I'm disagreeing with you. I just don't think Hinch has git the confidence, time will tell
She already said she has something big planned few weeks back when someone said go on tv and do a show, so its possible god help us
 
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@Wize Owl you properly cheered me up with the Jim song tonight. Especially the word shrimp. I spent hours last week in a psychiatric ward with someone I care a lot about who was really struggling with proper not tend anxiety and I needed that giggle.
all hail wize owls ditties of joy
 
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OMG why the hell does she talk like that and what the hell is wrong with her, is she high or something because nobody is constantly laughing and talking like she does, she’s mental
she’s seriously off her rocker
 
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Just watched a 65 year old lady who cleans full time 5 days a week crying on the news because she is worried about the rising cost of living. She doesn’t even use her toaster and often can’t afford the bus fare to work, leaving her house in the early hours of the morning. . Heartbreaking stuff and difficult to watch. An actual cleaner, working hard at her age and struggling to make ends meet.

Then we have Hinch and her husband, two houses, gifted free stuff, constantly bragging.

This country is all wrong. Stop the world, I want to get off.
 
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I know we've joked previously about Greyskull being a TV set, but I actually think she should have done that.

She could have bought the bigger house but stfu about it and kept Greyskull for her content shite. Us Nustie's would've been none the wiser and we'd all be spared the camels. She'd still have been relatable to the huns that way.

But she's too greedy and too braggy.
 
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I see I’ve missed nothing eh ladies?

Now now.. come on we would have known
& she couldn’t have kept it to her self not a chance
 
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Weeping Al is the biggest troll of them all cobbling that "furniture" together for her house.

We see you Alan
 
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She rarely has time to do fun Food guuuuuuuuyz ……. Is she for Actual real ?????? She is a stay at home mum and doesn’t know the me meaning of working … neither does he.
Don’t know how she has the nerve to even say that
She should try cooking actual food that is nutritious for her family instead of the sugary rubbish she gives them. She has too much time on her hands and so does her layabout husband - they don’t ‘work’. I’ve just prepped food for the slow cooker so we have a family meal ready tomorrow - took me less than 5 mins! Freda has taught her nothing. They are such lazy parents.
 
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