Mrs Hinch #591 The braggy pumpkin display was crass, now she's tending to sleep in a ball in the grass.

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Do I get a line for mentioning Hinch hoover lines a thread or two back?! Not quite a bingo as its teeny peeny
 
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The term ''Inch'' was coined here lol

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Then when he appeared as Janine it cemented the name even more.
Jesus Christ…. my eyes, my eyes….. a real life mangina. I always thought tend Hinch not a farm was hotter than the sun, judging by this photographic evidence it’s colder than a polar bear’s nob. I would have said colder than Jimbobmicronobgetajob’s nob, but he doesn’t appear to have one, so I can’t! ATV.
 
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That was not what I wanted to see when I sat down to eat a late dinner. I’m currently dog sitting so went for a 4 mile walk (try it some time soph) to try and tire her out……an hour later and she’s still running round like an absolute loon

However, I’m currently a single mumma and have been for nearly 3 years. Was thinking recently it’s time to you know, get back out there again……..I think I’ll wait a while longer after witnessing that!! Xx
 
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Glad you nusty trolls got a mention! Also I rem when tend BFF SSS was, as she said 'a but rubbish at posting lately' because she was so tired, turned out she was actually pregnant with Rose. Do you think the sleeping Princess Rose of Maldon could be on the same track? I mean it's not like she has an actual job to be tired about.
 
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They're trying to make him a Z list celeb - mark my words he'll be on some late night crap panel show and some itv9 show with the rest of them!

Im a celebrity or dancing on ice I'm telling you now!!!

The best that those two could get would be Blankety blank. Mind you Joe Swash was on there last week and even he's got more talent than Inch.
 
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The best that those two could get would be Blankety blank. Mind you Joe Swash was on there last week and even he's got more talent than Inch.
im definitely feeling this!! Joe will be egging on inch to get his 15 minutes!

they're so transparent
 
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‘Trolls leave your baggage at the door no one is interested’
Except you Hinch
Your interested
Clearly
 
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Oh my fucking days..... where to start His teefsssh

Seriously, does he think that video is sexy or funny.... it’s neither. It’s just creepy, unattractive, slimy, oddball-without-balls thinking he’s something special. I‘ve seen sexier mussshroomsssh to be honesssst

Obviously I’m going to have to record a version of Jimbobslimysod singing “Let’s Get It On” now. I’m going to need a bucket nearby though


Edit: Spelling, his teefsssh put me off
 
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Insta showed me another account I despise (thanks insta?) Look at Soph’s comment back to this lady, she has no f’ing clue what she’s watched (or not watched) just trying to fit in with other influencer bitches
I watch all her blogs babes…. You mean VLOGS?! Does she have a brain???
Comments also limited on her page bcos she knows she’s a stuck up twat, surprised she replied back to chavvy Hunch
 

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Urrrrrgh his cacky teefs and chin muff
Shhhmug dirrrrty grin and fag ash breath.
Grey joggers and a teeny penny obviously does it for da Mrs & gets him a cheeky bit of Ma's Muffin(s) for breakfassshht - if he's lucky!
Revolting man
 
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