Is that Country or Cuntry?Just because you say something is ‘country’ Sopha, doesn’t mean it isalso it’s not a farm, hope that helps
Mrs Hinch #580 Buy this, buy that, help keep my bank balance fat
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Congratulations on your lovely news!! Love the name choicesI am indeedy. Mini hen number 4 is on their way. We’re so excited
We’re thinking RoyOiOi for a boy and Patsy Rose for a girl(Apologies if anyone’s names are those, especially RoyOiOi)
Edit to add: Actually Fiddle Rose is a strong contender too
Hinch showing of again with her bespoke furniture….she’ll be bringing out her boys or hens later to round up the sheep! She’s scared of losing them, but can’t help but brag and show off, and then throw in all the ads that keep her in the luxury lazy arse lifestyle she has become accustomed to.
Her house is totally devoid of style
Why would they need six loos, don't they all just tit on the floor/stairs anywaySix loosand counting.. we haven’t seen Henry’s unsuite yet
Maybe I'm being a bit nit picky, but is navy blue a good colour for an conservatory orangery?
I have some deep blue cushions outside and they've faded over the summer.
I have some deep blue cushions outside and they've faded over the summer.
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What IS a memory room?
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What IS a memory room?
She's brainless, she has no thoughts
She literally bought everything for that house again didn’t she?
Who actually moves house and buys everything and brings nothing from your old home
She really did fleece us and the sheep
Wow just bleeping wow!
Who actually moves house and buys everything and brings nothing from your old home
She really did fleece us and the sheep
Wow just bleeping wow!
Are we even sure she’s got anyone moving into her old house or was she just saying that so no one questions why she bought all new for the farm not a farm?
At least she moved that candle stick off the shelving unit I wonder if she has got round to replacing the photo frame original photo yet that she picked up from the antique shop?!!
I can’t wait to see this room in all its glory, will it be a proper snug room like a ‘movie’ room should be?!
I wonder if she has got round to replacing the photo frame original photo yet that she picked up from the antique shop?!! I can’t wait to see this room in all its glory, will it be a proper snug room like a ‘movie’ room should be?! Attachments
Not sure why she thinks that blue sofa is 'country'. A real farmer would pee themselves laughing. My childhood mate is a farmer, but a proper one with a huge house and acres and acres of land. He has a country sofa. It's a sort of coral colour, it's very old, it's one of those with springs in the cushions (and when you sit down you might get one up your arsenal hole), it's grubby, saggy, a bit worn on the arms but comfy as hell. Is he in the market for a brand new greige sofa? No he's bloody not, he's the least materialistic person I know, works all hours of the day and couldn't care less if his house matches. He has no 'styling' but he has style in bucket loads, proper country style. I love his house its warm and its homely and welcoming. And he doesn't have any bleeping fluffheads. He does have livestock but he treats them as the animals they are.
How can anyone be inspired by that house? It just looks tacky and mis-matched. Why tf would you have cream carpets throughout with toddlers and a dog? She needs to pick up a copy of Ideal Home magazine and have a good look at what’s in style. Add some colour woman, it won’t kill you, & I’m not talking lots of colour like the monstrosity of Ronnie’s mural!
If she’s moving away from cleaning to home then we all know she’s messed up big time, there is nothing aspirational about her, her home or even cleaning ‘tips’. It’s all fake. Don’t get me started on the overweight dog and ‘farm’ animals
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On the plus side, I love reading this thread and you guys are ace! Congrats @wizeowl, I don’t know you but you provide much more entertainment than Sofa ever will.
If she’s moving away from cleaning to home then we all know she’s messed up big time, there is nothing aspirational about her, her home or even cleaning ‘tips’. It’s all fake. Don’t get me started on the overweight dog and ‘farm’ animals
. On the plus side, I love reading this thread and you guys are ace! Congrats @wizeowl, I don’t know you but you provide much more entertainment than Sofa ever will.
Maybe I'm out of touch but since when did it become out of style to display photographs of loved ones and actual memories on a console table? Or anywhere as a matter of fact. I love a bit of art but not more than I love photos.
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I'd pay to hear her pronounce Fruits d'Été. Fruitshhh detty.
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I'd pay to hear her pronounce Fruits d'Été. Fruitshhh detty.
Another bloody AD.
The way she’s scrunching that cellophane is making my teeth itch- WTH?!
Those print are just so bland- why would you want random nothingness on the wall. The only ok one is the William Morris one ( probably cos it’s a real artist!) he does much nicer ones than that though.
Those print are just so bland- why would you want random nothingness on the wall. The only ok one is the William Morris one ( probably cos it’s a real artist!) he does much nicer ones than that though.
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Why in the name of god is she calling it a farm? Its an insult to real farmers out there
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