Mrs Hinch #574 We might be Nusty Trolls and Arsenal holes but at least us fat hens don't have to sell our souls

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Spot on! Omlet fencing though! It’s just a brand, and you can buy the same for half the price at builders merchants, she’s just tagging in the hope she gets gifted.

me personally, I’ve gradually outed all my wooden houses and replaced with Solway housing. Expensive, hence why in stages! Chickens, ducks, geese. Even bought a bloody “duck penthouse” from them for my two call ducks. Anyway, that wooden house will last till next winter maximum…
 
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bottom left with the kinky doesn’t even look like her. Did she get rid of her nose like inch too??
 
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Fakkkking hell have you seen the wank fest on the daily Mail?? Slap my arse and call me Harry styles if the whole ‘saint of Maldon’ shit show starts now. ‘Gifting her home to a family as she basically is so rich she doesn’t need to sell it’ I didn’t think I could be any more raged but this tips me over the edge.
 
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So is the penny finally going to drop for this silly cunt, or will it still buy and "cook" (I use that term every loosely) chicken. Stupid fkn gormless twat. God it makes my skin crawl
 
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Just had a look at the daily mail feature. Hardly any positive comments and hundreds of comments calling her out for who she really is.
It’s not looking good, what will her management do to get her out of this bad publicity
Fire her. It's the only way.
Soz Hunch
 
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So is the penny finally going to drop for this silly cunt, or will it still buy and "cook" (I use that term every loosely) chicken. Stupid fkn gormless twat. God it makes my skin crawl
It’s hardly buying when you pay £3.50 per ex battery hen… so a dozen of Free range eggs per chicken cost wise… what annoys me the most is that her dickhead sheep will think it’s this easy to do/ achieve . I’ve just spent a month of back and forth messages from a random woman on my Facebook who wants to get ex battery hens, she’s done it the right way, ex veterinary nurse too but was still asking me loads. And she’s not far from hinch! Anyway I guided her to the right place, and she picks up 24th September but she and I aren’t on socials glorifying and glamourising it… it’s just what we do.
 
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Apologies to go off tangent slightly, but I just cannot get my nut around why the fuck would anyone have a tap installed right over the middle of your cooker??? (Aka, the Smegma….)

Please can someone with an ounce of sense (not Grinch, obviously) just enlighten me on this….?! Ima fank you in advance ladies
 
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I’m so sorry that you’ve been though and are going through so much. You’re an amazing person and it makes me so annoyed that you’ve worked so hard and sacrificed time with your little one to help others and now you’re going through this Especially when the freeloading Arsenal hole is being treated like the next Mother Teresa in the press. Sopha will never be happy, she’ll always want more and I wouldn’t want to be in her position, Llama Lodge will eat money in bills, her IG will dry up and she’s no back-up career. Sending you much love and hugs xx
 
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I do think one will be Posey / Posie to piss off her ‘tend friend for using Rose so Soph can’t
 
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Just catching up guys. We had 6 hens years ago and honestly they were an absolute nightmare. A long story short, my father is living with someone just like Hinch, "I want it now" type of person and wanted 6 hens. The novelty wore off after a couple of months because only 2 of them laid eggs.She wanted them free range and had the whole farm to wander. She never dosed them or prevented diseases and they got into our calf shed. I think we lost 10 calves that year, cause they were shitting where the calves were eating. One Easter Sunday we spent hours and hours cleaning the calf shed, sterilising and disinfecting everything. The hens weren't allowed free range anymore and we had no more problems with our calves. So dirty and they attracted nothing but rats Never again would I have a hen about the place. If she's not getting them until tomorrow, then why put out all their food a day early? My guesses for the hens names are;
Polly
Petunia
Penny (obvs rhymes Len and Ron )
 
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A little reminder, only 9 days left of the sale. Nobody buying my shit, you’ll find it next to the toilet rolls and multi buy cornflakes
 
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