I think the nusty hens should be named Prick, Pissflap & Pussy.She said they will begin with P so would need to be Peyonce, Phitney and Peline
I wondered this too, they've definitely seen daylight recently but her wording is all part of her martyrdom, Saint Sophie approach I thinkSorry if this has been asked or if I’m just thick but I’m trying to imagine in what scenario the chickens entering their special hinch coop would be the first time they’ve ever been outside or seen daylight. I know they are ex battery hens but does she pluck them directly from the cages before transporting them in a sealed box to bethrust into the great outdoorsreleased into the coop? Surely they will be outdoors and see daylight on the journey home in that carrier? Or more likely, they will be collected from the farm by the hen people who actually know what they are doing and get some sort of check to make sure they aren’t diseased?
Oopsies. I can’t keep track of what day it is! Back into ma ain lane I go!She’s not collecting them until tomorrow (or so she says) just in time for the prime Sunday spot
People suspect despite reports it's her sister, niece and brother in lawLate to the party… who is moving in to her old house?
Prudence and petunia are giving her way too much credit, unless she's done a google of female P names of courseGoing to get my names in for the chickens, something long that she can immediately shorten. Penelope, Patricia, Prudence (or Petunia can’t decide between those two)
Apparently her sisterLate to the party… who is moving in to her old house?
Nah only teschos finest eggs will do lovely but she will pretend they are from the hens haha just like the tomatoI expect she will be getting a ‘Hinch Farm’ egg stamp next with personalised egg boxes
We all know she’s obsessed with shit, wouldn’t surprise me if she calls one PoohI don’t think she realises how messy chickens areI did an animal management course at college and on site was an actual zoo.. part of that zoo was a farm, including chickens. We had to clean their coops out in all sorts of weather and it was honestly so gross. Everything was wet, their feed was everywhere, any feeding equipment needed scrubbed daily as it was covered in shit and well, just about everything was covered in shit tbh. I really think that she believes the coop will stay set up exactly how she’s done it, she’s in for a shock.
Impulse purchases will always bite her on the arse - she never learns from her past impulsive mistakes.I don’t think she realises how messy chickens areI did an animal management course at college and on site was an actual zoo.. part of that zoo was a farm, including chickens. We had to clean their coops out in all sorts of weather and it was honestly so gross. Everything was wet, their feed was everywhere, any feeding equipment needed scrubbed daily as it was covered in shit and well, just about everything was covered in shit tbh. I really think that she believes the coop will stay set up exactly how she’s done it, she’s in for a shock.
Completely missed she had got mash, not pellets.Not read the thread for months .. but saw on insta she’s getting chickens. Good luck. Stupid vapid bitch. If she really did do her research then she would know that 1) wooden houses are out… it’s all about plastic/recycled houses as it reduces the red mite risk as once you get them, it’s game over and you basically need to burn the house and give the birds lots of treatments 2) mirrors… remove all mirror objects during summer months as it’s similar as putting a microscope against the sun rays and can cause fires and burns to the birds themselves 3) chickens can fly. Over the fence she has put up 4) ex battery hens need full layer pellets. Not layers mash. 5) mixed corn is not a treat, if your keeping them in a space as they can’t roam and forage insects and all sorts so mixed corn provides what they can’t forage shall I go on?sorry but I love my birds and hate dickheads who glamourise keeping them… oh and ps… if you keep chickens… then you WILL get mice and rats… let’s see how it goes shall we 🤌
This one too… Can I get a ‘yahhooooo’Spaces before the full stops… now who else do we know that types like that?!
I said Patsy, Prudence and Petunia. Hope I'm wrong for your sakeI hope she doesn't call one Patsy as we have a Patsy (and Eddy and Saffy)! We have eight in total.
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