Mrs Hinch #572 It takes 97 Tattle threads for Hinch to move house
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They’ll not be fanking you for that…..
Yaaasss!! After the collective mindset of the nusty hens could you add the pink silk purse next to the pestle and mortar please
What the bleeping duck has she actually done to that house 
I’ve been in fits all day! From the crappy looking sink unit in the bathroom, to the pantry of 6 tins…. Like has she actually in all seriousness schhhhhtyled her pantry with tins of bleeping Heinz soup
And now the bedroom. Which I actually have no words for it’s so awful. If I booked a hotel and walked into that baby sick coloured monstrosity I’d turn on my heels and walk straight back out nothing matches?! It’s actually HILARIOUS
I’ve been in fits all day! From the crappy looking sink unit in the bathroom, to the pantry of 6 tins…. Like has she actually in all seriousness schhhhhtyled her pantry with tins of bleeping Heinz soup And now the bedroom. Which I actually have no words for it’s so awful. If I booked a hotel and walked into that baby sick coloured monstrosity I’d turn on my heels and walk straight back out
nothing matches?! It’s actually HILARIOUS The yahoo in fiddles Instagram name is actually making me howl 
I'd have her swinging from that chandelier with Inch dressed in bondageYaaasss!! After the collective mindset of the nusty hens could you add the pink silk purse next to the pestle and mortar please
or dressed as Janine
So if you want a cuppa and to read in bed....your bedside table....sorry monstrosity is a bus ride away?? Wtf??
You can't teach StupidThe yahoo in fiddles Instagram name is actually making me howl
You nusty hen, she said the books aren't for reading
It lives in the drawer doesn't it along with the matchesYaaasss!! After the collective mindset of the nusty hens could you add the pink silk purse next to the pestle and mortar please
Taxi for Hinch, calling at bedside chest of drawers to pickup a hot chocklick and a dusty book that's just for styllliiinnnnn
Inch dressed as janine and handcuffed to the bed whilst Zoph watches the (not an)orangery workmen from the windowI'd have her swinging from that chandelier with Inch dressed in bondage
It's ridiculous that Freda spends her time trawling for comments that she thinks are negative and then giving crappy responses. Her time would be better spent giving her spoilt brat of a daughter a reality check.
I hope she gets nightmare tenants…. That show was a real eye opener as to the rights tenants have even when they don’t pay rent for years. I once saw a couple who had well to do squatters move into their home while it was for sale and it took them years to get them out and cost a fortune. First thing I would do is change the locks and get rid of the Guantanamo grey everywhere…….I'm hoping to see them on channel 5, either Hinch as rogue landlord or the 'very lucky' family as nightmare tenants.
Also who remembers when she first showed the movie room after she been and bought all that antique tit. She had a match lighter and really long matches with the candle on the shelf that she lit at the time. Another clue she's lived there longer that she's run out of the matches..Safety first Sophie I see leaving the lighter on the table, well done
Also, ronnies room is horrible isn't it. Doesn't look cosy or like a bedroom at all.
Don't read her soph but after tattle told you how dangerous lighting a candle on a wooden shelf was you seem to now have a open flame now within reach of your children...
That bedroom absofuckinglutely hiedous ....complete with the most un-bedsidiest bedside tables ever
Hinch has NO style, NO class ...and basically NO idea what she's doing
despite all the arselicky, ego stroking comments shes received tonight 
absofuckinglutely hiedous ....complete with the most un-bedsidiest bedside tables ever Hinch has NO style, NO class ...and basically NO idea what she's doing
despite all the arselicky, ego stroking comments shes received tonight 
She picked up some old books from a jumble sale, because she had always wanted old looking books in those colour. Also I don't think she can read and she's a complete bleep. Hope this helps
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