Mrs Hinch #572 It takes 97 Tattle threads for Hinch to move house

[emmiepop]

That’s the Audi she said she didn’t have for ages Lmaoo

Plenty of splinters for kindling, too.

 

[Oldcat]

Why does she have a pestle and mortar on her chest of drawers - I mean bedside table?

Snap!

 

[eyeswildopen]

Spending the evening ‘styling’ her bedroom now the boys are in bed
The sheep are out in full force lapping it up!

 

[Pumpkins1506]

Maybe she thinks it some sort of polished wood sexual aid?

 

[Chicken89]

Hang on a cotton pickin' minute, I thought their first full night was last night, so where the hell did them pair sleep?? On the floor in Ron's room 🫠 she's an absolute imbecile

 

[Pollyanna263]

It doesn’t even look real. It looks like one of Brad’s mock ups.

Also, Sopha, I know you’re a best selling author and I’m just a tattler, but it’s chaise longue which translates as ‘long chair’.
Not chaise lounge.

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Can’t be recent, the grass is too green, every bit of grass i’ve seen in Essex is brown at the minute, including hers going by her recent stories
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Isn't that a hedge or tree? Her grass was most definitely yellow in her stories.

 

[n8459]

I dip in and out of this thread and her beige life but I can’t believe how boringly bland and tasteless her bedroom looks.
There’s no personality or signs of life, how anybody could think she’s genuine is beyond me

 

[PutConbeforethehearse]

Please don't think my comment was bashing people who can't afford to buy things.

You're so right, I have seen lovely homes done on a budget. Taste is something Hinch lacks in and her home looks clinical and not lived in.

My point was Ron's room looks cheap because it is. She's spent THOUSANDS on a wall mural, but bought cheap bedding etc. Priorities.

Meanwhile the dog sleeps on a gifted £1000 bed.

Oh no I didn’t take it that way at all. I was just kinda mad that Hinch has every opportunity to do something great with her resources without paying for a thing, and then vomits a mUrAl and straw all over a poor kid’s room. So we’re agreeing really

 

[Andioooop]

Isn't that a hedge or tree? Her grass was most definitely yellow in her stories.

Probably the filter she used. Deffo brown. Top pic you can see the green grass behind the trees

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

Somebody’s asking about Henry’s bedroom - she forgot to tell them it was gifted for a dog to use!!!! Anyone heard from Emma Sleep since??

 

[HoppingAlong]

WTF so many questions to ask for starters …

Why is there one candle on one side and two on the other? Why is there a pestle & Mortar in the bedroom?
Why are the bedside cupboards so big and faraway?
What’s the book?

Only one candle on her side to hide the perceived imperfections.
Pestle and mortar is either to grind the polyfiller paste she uses as foundation or it’s an improvised sex toy.
Bigger the better don’t you know. Maybe they’re for Fiddle to hide in?
It doesn’t matter what the book is. It’s styling.
Hope that helps. All the chest

 

[Greyworld]

so glad it worked! I’m a massive advocate of weighted blankets! Forever recommending them for adhd children before going right to melatonin if they are having sleep problems. I’m partial to one myself!

Sorry just catching up! My 3.5yo is waiting on his ASD assessments but has been diagnosed with sensory processing disorder. He will only sleep with a dressing gown on (even now when it's 27degrees he's is a full fleece dressing gown). We have been debating a weighted blanket for a while but they are so expensive! Any recommendations?

 

[Oldcat]

Looks bland as duck.
The panelling height makes the room look really squashed and strange proportion. It's like something out of a fairground funhouse.
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Please don’t tell me it’s says ”Breathe’ on the bloody chopped cushions!

 

[Toffeebythesea]

The bed looks awful and cheap!!

 

[Multi-21]

As ever I don’t understand. Why is there a big gap between the bed and the drawers? Why are the lamps next to the wall, not closer to the bed? I know she said she wasn’t going to read the book but then why have the lamps you have to get out of bed to turn them off?

 

[cantstandinfluencers]

For grinding Jimbo’s balls

He hasn’t got any left - they disappeared years ago!

 

[Veryangrylady]

That bedroom is so bleeping dull! There is no personality in it ... probably because she doesn't have one.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

It doesn’t even look real. It looks like one of Brad’s mock ups.

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Also, Sopha, I know you’re a best selling author and I’m just a tattler, but it’s chaise longue which translates as ‘long chair’.
Not chaise lounge.

Aw bless her she can sit on that reading one of her old fashioned books the complete knobber

 

[HoppingAlong]

Please don’t tell me it’s says ”Breathe’ on the bloody chopped cushions!

Should really say ‘chop!’