Mrs Hinch #572 It takes 97 Tattle threads for Hinch to move house

[Oldcat]

This has to have been one of the funniest threads …

We‘ve had somebody high spotting Hunch eating a Mcflurry like her life depending on it to at one point thinking I was sitting in a GP surgery !!!!

Honestly I have been roaring

 

[Jeni_from_the_block]

The way she pronounced it did my head in

I had to go back and listen but yes, I think she did!

I thought she did WTF, been on the apple juice again? And eurgh is she styling (making) the bed for a bit of wrestling tonight

 

[chocolatestrawberry]

I heard it as SHEZALONGGGGGG

 

[polkadot_teapot]

How bleeping cringy was that. Even without her saying she's lighting candles 'for the gram'.

 

[Sausage90]

Bot comments on her new post.

Embarrassing.

 

[springheeledyeti]

Great now she’s lighting candles in a house literally filled with wood

Hope she’s not been wiping it down with fabric softener but Soph is a twisted firestarter

 

[mingeandbracket]

Who designed your house Hinch, Stevie Wonder?

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

i thought this, then I thought he looks like he’s wearing a cardboard face of himself with the eyes and mouth cut out

Kind of miss seeing him being called bug eyes on here, bug boy

 

[Pollyanna263]

Never I’ve lived here about a year now but i might just sit down McDonald’s with my weed trying to see her would be like wildlife spotting instead it’s spot a bleep and updating you guys ooo tattlers she’s got a chicken wrap!

I bleeping love you

 

[Danielle0120]

Her bedroom is so boring... I can just imagine the legs snapping on the bed when Jamie climbs in giving it his 3 thrusts
0/10

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Lots of the comments saying it looks like a hotel room. But they mean that positively. I wouldn’t want to LIVE in a hotel. It feels very sterile to me. Where are the personal, sentimental items??

 

[Toffeebythesea]

Im new on this thread I came here to say wtf is that light about

 

[Jeni_from_the_block]

Who designed your house Hinch, Stevie Wonder?View attachment 1491466

Oh I get it now I’ve seen a picture, she’s trying to say chaise lounge

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Why does she have a pestle and mortar on her chest of drawers - I mean bedside table?

 

[HoppingAlong]

Just watched George Clarks Old House, New House and blow me if there aren’t similarities to Sopha’s!!!! Wooden stools in bathrooms, crates for cabinets, Frankie and Benny booths…. Brick slips!!!
duck me!

 

[Pollyanna263]

Bots are out in force View attachment 1491463

Nor has Sophie.

 

[HauntedVagina]

Bedroom looks like the hun wedding suite in a corporate owned stately home. Sterile, charmless and ready for the next Prosecco doused slapper and her full neck tatted, Turkey-toothed twit.

 

[Longtimelurker xoxox]

I bleeping love you

I bleeping love you too mate honestly never been on this thread before but you are all bleeping brilliant!

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Bedroom is cold,clinical and about as far away from homely as you could get.
You failed again Hinch ffs

 

[HoppingAlong]

Why does she have a pestle and mortar on her chest of drawers - I mean bedside table?

She’s STYLING the drawers, don’t you know?! Really. Get with it!