Mrs Hinch #572 It takes 97 Tattle threads for Hinch to move house

[Cupcakemum]

So what are they eating?
Every time I've moved it's takeaway on your knees the first night while sat on boxes.

Are they moved in or not?
Can they not order food until they've 'styled' every room?
Where will Lonnie sleep?
Why is she washing clothes if she's not moved in enough that she can't eat?
What does moving in even mean anymore?

It's a shame the tend Q&A has finished because I have so many questions!!

 

[longtimelurker91]

Hate to break it you Sopha but the tree mural makes the ceiling look mouldy

 

[YR80]

Just finished another satisfying bot report, I’d love to know the actual percentage of bots on the account, Out of the 30 or so followers showing I reported about 14 as scam/fraud.
Also it’s already been said but make the bridesmaid proposal make sense

That bridesmaid proposal makes no sense. She doesn’t even answer the question and it just sounds like a night out. It’d be like someone asking me “how did Mr YR propose?” and I just say “I was laying in bed one morning and he brought me a cup of coffee. Then I had some cheesecake and caught a train to London, where we went for a tostada in TGI Fridays and to the zoo. It was a magical day and I love him so much.“ It’s absolute nonsense written down like that

(Although the day is accurate! He proposed using a chalkboard mug cup he brought my coffee up in then brought me cheesecake before we went to London and did all my favourite things to do, which is eating and looking at animals.)

 

[Babybail93]

Oh my god I didn’t even notice if she was in the disabled!!!! What a tramp she just wanted to knock that McFlurry back like a mother fucker

You need to stay on the thread. You sound like our kind of person

 

[Misssj80]

Why does she even have to tell everyone that the new people living there are as much of a scrounger as her ??? I’d be fucked off if she told everyone I wasn’t paying rent.

yuck yuck yuck

I hope they've got some sort of legal contract/written agreement these new Tennant's. Imagine having her keep popping round and reminding you how grateful you should be she has loaned you castle greyskull

 

[BigGobNoKnob]

Maybe don’t buy a bed with a hard wood headboard then?!

 

[YR80]

Is the bedroom that Henners ”chose” the one with the gifted Emma mattress?

What fat, spoiled pet gets to choose their OWN room? One of my cats sleeps in the shed, another one spills out of the kitten bed/scratching post we got him when he was a baby and the other one chooses the washing barrrrshkitt. My dog sleeps on a blanket in our room and the tortoise usually sleeps in his food bowl. At no point have any of my animals been offered their choice of rooms. Even my kids weren’t. They just got the rooms they were given! She’s so out of touch with reality.

 

[longtimelurker91]

Her house move takes longer than NHS recruitment

 

[Longtimelurker xoxox]

omg more McDonalds tea screaming

Oh my god I didn’t even notice if she was in the disabled!!!! What a tramp she just wanted to knock that McFlurry back like a mother fucker

 

[Pippa7662]

Surely the question should be why did Stacey ask you to be a bridesmaid not how?

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Inch sitting there basking in all the free and gifted shit in their big house,while he wouldn’t know a days work if it booted him up the arse.
My husband and so many other men could put the freeloading twat to shame in an hour.
P.s stop trying to appear grateful Soph cause you’re not

 

[kttttttttt]

Can’t wait until she realises chickens shit absolutely everywhere and will take no notice of her whatsoever

 

[Longtimelurker xoxox]

So was Sophie posting from the Mcdonalds car park pretending she's in the pantry?

I uploaded these like 20 minutes after I’d taken them I don’t even read this thread but I knew you tattlers would love it

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

ohhhhZoph , mummy told on you - very much lived in View attachment 1491629

Very lived in? Since yesterday?

 

[Mrsstaff]

I don't believe that story about Ron for a second. I think she got the bolster cushion to prevent him getting his head stuck in the headboard. Why would you buy such an inappropriate bed for your toddler?? Oh yes, because it fits the aesthetic. What an awful mother pulling out the sympathy card AGAIN

 

[Babybail93]

Okay I’m uploading them I’ve made it into a loop and I can’t stop laughing someone tell me if I only uploaded the hinch photos and nothing else because I’m pranging out lmao


Ah it’s not letting me upload the loop it’s like a boomerang of her shoving the ice cream in and out her mouth it’s hilarious

She’ll be going ape shit at these loooovvveeee ittttTTT!!

I can’t believe you spotted her
Was she on her own or with the kids?

Was she with the kids???? this is Sophie!

 

[Ferguson]

How disrespectful of her to divulge that her sister (if it's her) will be living there rent free.

There was no need, at all for her to share this.
She could have moved out swiftly in 732 days & never mentioned the new occupants.

She's such a narcissistic.

 

[mingeandbracket]

Who designed your house Hinch, Stevie Wonder?

 

[Libbylulu]

Why didn’t she buy a padded headboard instead of that hard wood? Honestly she has to put the aesthetic first before Ronnie’s well-being. Idiot

 

[Sausage90]

What clueless idiot puts a bell on a 3 year olds bedside table?

My kids would be ringing the fuck out of it. It'd be confiscated before they even went to bed

Bizarre