Mrs Hinch #571 Alpacas doing the dishes, by Solomon's side she wishes

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

Finally!!!

Do we think Orla made the 5min journey?

Have we now to wait till 7pm for the moving in montage?

Think she's forgotten she moved in today

 

[HulaHannah]

Do you know what I wouldn't have if I was worried about my security and privacy, a silent resin driveway! When I lived more rurally than I do now gravel helped me feel safe to go about in the evenings and when home alone (or at least something that makes some noise)! When I was out and about (but even inside sometimes), I knew when someone had driven or walked up to the house more often than not. That and motion sensor lights (I'd say more useful than cameras most of the time, but then I don't have my phone in my hand constantly. I live outside of mine). Even more so if there are animals that may be stolen!

And the company claiming she's paying, yet she's marked 'ad' which is something she struggles to do normally so we're meant to believe she's paying... are they hugely discounting? Is she paying but then they are paying for her to advertise them? Is she paying the installers for their time but managed to blag the actual materials from Vebu or getting paid by Vebu? I hate the lack of transparency. She should have just spelled out the relationship at the outset.

 

[emmiepop]

Still time for Jamie to use them but not for golf. Oi oi, phone an ambulance there's been a murder.

I could be driven to it purely by the use of the word ‘bloomin’.

 

[jusrolpastrytroll]

I assume Pickfords are dumping everything off on the roadside seeing as you can’t drive on resin for 24hr?
Get your pre-records in a row that makes sense Sophie.

 

[emmiepop]

I assume Pickfords are dumping everything off on the roadside seeing as you can’t drive on resin for 24hr?
Get your pre-records in a row that makes sense Sophie.

As suggested by another hen earlier, the Pickfords lorry was probably bound for the tip dumping everything off… at the dump!

 

[jusrolpastrytroll]

As suggested by another hen earlier, the Pickfords lorry was probably bound for the tip dumping everything off… at the dump!

I just KNEW someone wouldn’t beaten me to it. I’d have read up to date if it wasn’t for my tend job.

 

[chocolatestrawberry]

I don’t think we’ll even get the big reveal tomorrow! She’ll drag it out til SSS posts some soppy wedding videos. They must be in some sort of Mexican stand off as we speak!

 

[Horridhenrietta]

So what did she , or Jamie do, when they first contacted them...If he is saying he didn't know who she was when the enquiry originally came in it must have gone something like this.....
" oh good morning, I'm cleaning sensation Mrs Hinch, who has 4million Instagram followers, I'm interested in getting my driveway done at Hinch Farm and would like to see what you can do for me and me for you in terms of me advertising your business. "

You forgot to finish it with oi oi...Jimbob being her Manager I would expect him to be making the call

 

[Instalol]

I’m surprised she used Pickford s in all honesty guyzzzz. I thought she would of raised the Titanic to transport her tat goods . After all her middle name is not Rose

 

[Sh1tRollsDownHill]

It’s not like he hasn’t got seven days a week to play bloody golf. I’m sure Fiddle would love to be his caddy, oiling his “club” (poetic licence) and cleaning his balls once she got back home and took them out of drawer

As if he's allowed to go and play golf, she's got a tight grip firmly on his set of balls!

 

[Horridhenrietta]

Bet the neighbours are having a street party tonight. Ding dong the witch is gone

Thread title!

 

[GimmieSauceage]

I like to think though once a sheep leaves the heard and they all follow, which means their nasty cult like mentality turns against her!

I think this it’s what she’s always been afraid of even from early days you can tell she doesn’t want to upset the flock since she knows how nasty they all are. It’s bound to happen some day!

 

[Pastry troll]

OMG is it actually happening?

About 3 months ago probably by her pre records

 

[squatternutbosh]

So just a quick recap for myself really-
- bought the house October 2021
- driveway was done august 1st/2nd 2022
- driveway guys on fb said they ain’t allowed to post until Queen Hinch posts about it first (why? What’s the point? What does this multiverse timeline achieve?)
- she’s apparently moved today
- no sad emotional montage with plinky plonk music yet- that’s the official seal of approval that she’s actually moved right?

 

[BunnyBoo0102]

If I was rich I would have a huge gravel driveway 1000% plus I love the sound it makes!
Who wants plastic?? I assume it’s stuff that doesn’t get hot? Because that would be tit in the summer.

 

[Henny Penny]

Has anyone tried to search her followers recently? I wanted to show my husband examples
Of bots, but apart from a few recent followers they’re all hidden!! Maybe this was mentioned before and I missed it! What a sneak!! can you see where it says ‘only mrshinchhome can see all followers’

 

[squatternutbosh]

If I was rich I would have a huge gravel driveway 1000% plus I love the sound it makes!
Who wants plastic?? I assume it’s stuff that doesn’t get hot? Because that would be tit in the summer.

If I was rich I wouldn’t butcher a characteristic 100 year old lodge with MDF and ‘griege’ panelling everywhere, and bleeping hideous murals and haybale furnishings and plastic driveway.
Or trying to fit every single farm animal I can think of into a modestly small garden, which will smell like tit in the summer.
She’s such an uncultured swine, it’s so woeful what she’s doing.

 

[cbeebiesmama]

Did the guy who posted the photos of sloth ‘helping’ with the driveway just delete all the photos lol

 

[Olivemaks]

just have this feeling Sophie is with child….

 

[Minpin14]

Do you know what I wouldn't have if I was worried about my security and privacy, a silent resin driveway! When I lived more rurally than I do now gravel helped me feel safe to go about in the evenings and when home alone (or at least something that makes some noise)! When I was out and about (but even inside sometimes), I knew when someone had driven or walked up to the house more often than not. That and motion sensor lights (I'd say more useful than cameras most of the time, but then I don't have my phone in my hand constantly. I live outside of mine). Even more so if there are animals that may be stolen!

And the company claiming she's paying, yet she's marked 'ad' which is something she struggles to do normally so we're meant to believe she's paying... are they hugely discounting? Is she paying but then they are paying for her to advertise them? Is she paying the installers for their time but managed to blag the actual materials from Vebu or getting paid by Vebu? I hate the lack of transparency. She should have just spelled out the relationship at the outset.

Can't agree more! I'm obviously not in the public eye but still feel safer having gravel on the drive, especially because my dog barks even if someone takes one step on it!
But then I don't live on a tend farm, and my dog actually gets out the house so I just can't compare to hinch