Mrs Hinch #571 Alpacas doing the dishes, by Solomon's side she wishes

[Madge2022]

Jamie’s bloomin golf clubs, what about all the old shite you’re taking and still buying Sopha?! surprised they haven’t been taken to the dump if I’m honessht guyssssch

Still time for Jamie to use them but not for golf. Oi oi, phone an ambulance there's been a murder.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

She’s so predictable she’ll be silent for days now. Pathetic

 

[ifimhonest]

We are all forgetting, It’s Disney land at hinch farm innit!! The removal lorry will actually be magically levitating over the new vulva driveway guyysch…no need to drive on it!

big Jim will be arriving on his flying carpet with mad freda and weeping willow in tow

And Sophie la giraffe in the middle of all the removals, will be posting on her stooorriieesss about how she can’t believe this has all happened blessed be

 

[CoolMom]

It’s how they so viciously defend her that gets me. I mean, I idolised George Michael back in the day but i wouldn’t be so quick to attack anyone that had a difference of opinion!

Yep this! I've said it before but I genuinely can't think of a celebrity/public figure who I admire enough to defend so fiercely. Or even to believe they deserve everything for free just because they exist. I admire plenty plenty of people for their talent or work but I don't know them personally so why would I assume they are angels on earth? Must give Soph credit there, all the time spent glued to her phone telling her sheep they are enough has worked for her!

 

[Jeni_from_the_block]

Yep this! I've said it before but I genuinely can't think of a celebrity/public figure who I admire enough to defend so fiercely. Or even to believe they deserve everything for free just because they exist. I admire plenty plenty of people for their talent or work but I don't know them personally so why would I assume they are angels on earth? Must give Soph credit there, all the time spent glued to her phone telling her sheep they are enough has worked for her!

Totally agree, all fallen for the poor little me spiel and the tend friendship

 

[Dexy]

Yep this! I've said it before but I genuinely can't think of a celebrity/public figure who I admire enough to defend so fiercely. Or even to believe they deserve everything for free just because they exist. I admire plenty plenty of people for their talent or work but I don't know them personally so why would I assume they are angels on earth? Must give Soph credit there, all the time spent glued to her phone telling her sheep they are enough has worked for her!

She’s certainly done a number on them. It’s like they are brainwashed. She’s their friend don’t you know?

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

Guyyyssschhhh this is the first time I’ve checked in today, my not tend job has been a shitter and I’ve had to work my night off. I can see many of you are gutted there was no 7pm reveal, personally, I’m devastated she never showed us the crap she bought from ikea “yesterday” that she promised to show us “today”. If I don’t get an inspirational quote before 10.30 I don’t think I can go on to fight another day.

 

[Sloppys]

How long before she’s back at greyskull? Bragging about giving it to that special family

 

[Pizzahat]

I definitely think she’s been living there for months

She needs plenty of time to edit, filter and rejig all of her videos, so that she can try and fool all of the bots into thinking she's someone else.

 

[brainwashednomore]

We are all forgetting, It’s Disney land at hinch farm innit!! The removal lorry will actually be magically levitating over the new vulva driveway guyysch…no need to drive on it!

big Jim will be arriving on his flying carpet with mad freda and weeping willow in tow

And Sophie la giraffe in the middle of all the removals, will be posting on her stooorriieesss about how she can’t believe this has all happened blessed be

While she’s flirting with the removal men and shoving her shoulder in their faces at every opportunity!! Xx

 

[MaryPoppinsHandbag]

Still time for Jamie to use them but not for golf. Oi oi, phone an ambulance there's been a murder.

Maybe he’ll use them to yeet the llamas back out in to the garden farm

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

She’s certainly done a number on them. It’s like they are brainwashed. She’s their friend don’t you know?

It’s actually scary. I can only liken it to a cult. Brainwashed zombies comes to mind

 

[remote_hummingbird]

I have a theory about her free/discounted Vulva driveway. I think the intention is to convince other Z listers to use the company’s services rather than her loyal Poundland sheep. A bit like Brad with his GCSE in CAD gets passed around the Essex to badly “design” ITVBe stars’ homes

I'm still convinced Bradley is one of us and actually being an evil genius with his day job. Fleecing minor slebs one at a time and giving his nusty sisters good fodder for the chat.

 

[natsuki]

Maybe he’ll use them to yeet the llamas back out in to the garden farm

I laughed way too hard at that image! Jimbob bravely confronting the WWs, oh my days!

 

[boundandgagged]

It’s absolutely fascinating. I’ve just been talking to my husband about this. It’s a cult-like mentality. Someone on here earlier referred to it as Stockholm Syndrome and that’s exactly what it seems like.

That was me, classic hostage behaviour

 

[Strawberry13]

To brighten up our spirits look what happens if you google Jamie Hinch.



Marvellous

 

[boundandgagged]

In honour of Olivia Newton-John RIP

I'm gutted, hopes she's gone to Xanadu, I totally admired her

 

[Pippa7662]

To brighten up our spirits look what happens if you google Jamie Hinch.



Marvellous

Wtf is that real

 

[Whatapalaver]

I have a theory about her free/discounted Vulva driveway. I think the intention is to convince other Z listers to use the company’s services rather than her loyal Poundland sheep. A bit like Brad with his GCSE in CAD gets passed around the Essex to badly “design” ITVBe stars’ homes

GCSE in CAD!!!!! This has me LOLing!

 

[Danielle0120]

I've had no interest since this morning. And I see she's done absolutely duck all else.
Tomorrow she'll do a cringey montage I'm sure