Mrs Hinch #571 Alpacas doing the dishes, by Solomon's side she wishes

[Pumpkins1506]

Brad with his GCSE in CAD

He is so tit though.

 

[GimmieSauceage]

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"Hi, I'd like to arrange a Vuba Resin driveway installation please"
"Sure, where are you located?"
"Oh it's a little village in Essex, Maldon, you might not have heard of it"
"Okay, and the name please"
"It's Sophie HINCHliffe.....*expectant pause*"
"Okay Mrs HinchCliffe we can send someone round for a quote next week"
"It's HinchLiffe actually, and is a quote necessary? I've got a large following on Instagram, 4.3 million I'm fank you. Can't we do a deal in exchange for some adverts"
"I'm sorry I haven't actually heard of you but that's impressive and we are absolute melts so let's talk about that deal..."

I can’t imagine she makes her own calls it’s spot on but would start “Hello this is Freda fiddle fingers the mother of saint Sophie Rose of maldon”

 

[Sausage90]

Tenner says she does a quick finger click at Tend Farm and all the shites in place.

 

[Soapy]

Wonder if the lazy, disorganised mare suddenly had a realisation of "oh tit we're moving, I want to post photos but I haven't done the driveway post yet ffs, better get that done quickly. No one will notice, they're all thick as tit shoppers any way"

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

I'm sorry I haven't actually heard of you but that's impressive and we are absolute melts so let's talk about that deal..

 

[anniemouse]

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"Hi, I'd like to arrange a Vuba Resin driveway installation please"
"Sure, where are you located?"
"Oh it's a little village in Essex, Maldon, you might not have heard of it"
"Okay, and the name please"
"It's Sophie HINCHliffe.....*expectant pause*"
"Okay Mrs HinchCliffe we can send someone round for a quote next week"
"It's HinchLiffe actually, and is a quote necessary? I've got a large following on Instagram, 4.3 million I'm fank you. Can't we do a deal in exchange for some adverts"
"I'm sorry I haven't actually heard of you but that's impressive and we are absolute melts so let's talk about that deal..."

Then the guy over a dinner of spaghetti hoop pie tells his wife about the neck of this bint asking him for a freebie today and assuming he knew who she was.
The wife, a hun offers up “ oh babes you have to do it, you DO know who she is. I got her book for Christmas and remember I’ve got 75 bottles of Zoflora in the cupboard because I wanted a narnia like hers”

 

[Zofloragirl]

Live footage of the neighbours from Greyskull Close.


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Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

 

[purplethesurple]

been up since 6.40am decides to load truck and go at 5.30pm standard

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

He is about 2 years behind…..

Or 2 years ahead with any luck

 

[DoodlePoodle]

Let’s assume we’re in for the inevitable 7pm “We’ve (bleeping finally) moved!” post…

How will it compare to the Jan 1st “We’re moving (eventually)” post

One of you nusty hens must have the numbers to compare

Surely even the sheep must think that’s a bloody long time to move in?

 

[Fifah1907]

Let’s assume we’re in for the inevitable 7pm “We’ve (bleeping finally) moved!” post…

How will it compare to the Jan 1st “We’re moving (eventually)” post

One of you nusty hens must have the numbers to compare

Surely even the sheep must think that’s a bloody long time to move in?

*goes off to screenshot the likes on that post now*

She’s hid them

 

[ifimhonest]

Right dogpie - don’t start your shite tonight. I’m at work to 10pm, and I can’t catch up with this thread when you start with all your duck ups

Im fank yooou

 

[Fatima1234]

How the frig are they going to park that lorry on a newly layed resin drive way????? Drive was probably done 3586446675 days ago....

It was done on August 2nd

 

[Pumpkins1506]

*goes off to screenshot the likes on that post now*

She’s hid them

Mrs Hinch #475 Hinch Farm

How’s the broken toe soph

tattle.life

473k, couldn't find a screenshot but there was this post

 

[Zofloragirl]

MHMMDI - post deleted. That poor lady, shot down when so many actually agree with her.

 

[PutConbeforethehearse]

So she carefully packs every single glass/ornament in tit loads of paper but chucks everything else in the van any old way...
She's such a twit

Had this same thought

 

[walking dead]

It was done on August 2nd

Id still be nervous having that heavy van on it so soon. I would have moved first and drive done after. But who am I to know better

 

[Louanne]

Id still be nervous having that heavy van on it so soon. I would have moved first and drive done after. But who am I to know better

They probably did. Her timeline is so fucked up even she doesn't know what day is what!

 

[YR80]

Just seen this on Facebook. Couldn’t agree more!

 

[BeyoncéCarter-Knowles]

The neighbours must be crying happy tears at the sight of their moving van.