I can’t imagine she makes her own calls it’s spot on but would start “Hello this is Freda fiddle fingers the mother of saint Sophie Rose of maldon”More like
"Hi, I'd like to arrange a Vuba Resin driveway installation please"
"Sure, where are you located?"
"Oh it's a little village in Essex, Maldon, you might not have heard of it"
"Okay, and the name please"
"It's Sophie HINCHliffe.....*expectant pause*"
"Okay Mrs HinchCliffe we can send someone round for a quote next week"
"It's HinchLiffe actually, and is a quote necessary? I've got a large following on Instagram, 4.3 million I'm fank you. Can't we do a deal in exchange for some adverts"
"I'm sorry I haven't actually heard of you but that's impressive and we are absolute melts so let's talk about that deal..."
I'm sorry I haven't actually heard of you but that's impressive and we are absolute melts so let's talk about that deal..
Then the guy over a dinner of spaghetti hoop pie tells his wife about the neck of this bint asking him for a freebie today and assuming he knew who she was.More like
"Hi, I'd like to arrange a Vuba Resin driveway installation please"
"Sure, where are you located?"
"Oh it's a little village in Essex, Maldon, you might not have heard of it"
"Okay, and the name please"
"It's Sophie HINCHliffe.....*expectant pause*"
"Okay Mrs HinchCliffe we can send someone round for a quote next week"
"It's HinchLiffe actually, and is a quote necessary? I've got a large following on Instagram, 4.3 million I'm fank you. Can't we do a deal in exchange for some adverts"
"I'm sorry I haven't actually heard of you but that's impressive and we are absolute melts so let's talk about that deal..."
Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
Or 2 years ahead with any luckHe is about 2 years behind…..
*goes off to screenshot the likes on that post now*Let’s assume we’re in for the inevitable 7pm “We’ve (bleeping finally) moved!” post…
How will it compare to the Jan 1st “We’re moving (eventually)” post
One of you nusty hens must have the numbers to compare
Surely even the sheep must think that’s a bloody long time to move in?
It was done on August 2ndHow the frig are they going to park that lorry on a newly layed resin drive way????? Drive was probably done 3586446675 days ago....
*goes off to screenshot the likes on that post now*
She’s hid them
Had this same thoughtSo she carefully packs every single glass/ornament in tit loads of paper but chucks everything else in the van any old way...
She's such a twit
Id still be nervous having that heavy van on it so soon. I would have moved first and drive done after. But who am I to know betterIt was done on August 2nd
They probably did. Her timeline is so fucked up even she doesn't know what day is what!Id still be nervous having that heavy van on it so soon. I would have moved first and drive done after. But who am I to know better