Mrs Hinch #571 Alpacas doing the dishes, by Solomon's side she wishes

[Olivemaks]

just have this feeling Sophie is with child….

 

[screenfreelookatme]

It’s definitely a game of chicken with SSS to see who posts first so they can try and top them…

 

[HoppingAlong]

Sorry not sorry but her house looks like shit. Bland, beige, boring.

And I don’t believe the bridesmaid saga for one second. Here’s how she was really asked:

Management to SS: Right you’re gonna have to ask that dickhead Hinch to be a bridesmaid

SS: what?! But we’ve already decided on our bridesmaids! We’ve ad a hen and evryfink!

Management: Well she’s tanking and getting on everyone’s wick so we need to up her engagement so we can make more money. You might even get some new followers out of it if she shares some pics.

SS: Ugh FINE! But she ain’t getting a strappy dress I’m sick of seeing her shoulder as it is. She may wear her own shoes too cuz I ain’t payin to have speshal size 5s made as well!

SS to Soph: OMG darlin I can’t believe I forgot to ask you to be my bridesmaid! I fawt since were best bubs foreva you would just read my mind! But I want you by my side and five people over!

Soph: I just can’t believe it Ssssschtace!!! How did this ever happen to little old MEEEE! I just LAV IT!


Fucking do one you MELT

Definitely seems an afterthought. And her story of being asked to be a bridesmaid U
You’d think it was a proposal!!

 

[nursemum12]

Also with all the plastic she is adding she is removing drainage too? Hopefully we can watch it all flood when we finally get some rain

It won’t be storms wreaking everything now just constant floods

 

[ethelworks]

View attachment 1487245How dare you think he sleeps in a dog bed that’s where I go!

Has this been dirty deleted because i can't see it

 

[Mum of two]

Also, there is no way that they are going to get a fox proofed run and coop installed in time for them picking up hens at the weekend. They’d have to dig down into this rock hard ground to put the fox skirting in and either have a concrete or slabbed base to stop fox/rat. The wooden coop will have red mite in no time as we all know how great they are at looking after animals and I don’t see Sopha getting her hands that dirty with the weekly deep clean. What they have bought looks like one of these which is only about 4ft high so a nightmare to clean and not big enough for 3 hens during bird flu lockdown. RANT OVER……
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Only 4ft high? Good luck with bending yourself double then Soph
Dragging yourself through the mud/ to change their food /water. Not forgetting that when it rains the water will fall from the roof down the back of your neck
Lurveley in winter

 

[Soapy]

Wasabi is the name of a place that sells sushi and hot bento boxes.

Now I know that she eats there, I'm soooo put off

Now this gives it slightly more context and sense, I'm fank youuuuuu

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I think it might be the family in Scotland. She’s such a benevolent mare saying they are in need of relief well they won’t get any with her popping in and out all the time

I’d be really surprised if it was cos they wouldn’t leave their family behind would they? And move their whole life to Essex? I’d be shocked if it was. She’s just not letting on cos it’s only someone unimportant like her sis or trace

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

That chicken coop stuff won’t be cheap either🥲

 

[Hereforthecomments1991]

How is she going to cope without putting all the lights on in The Crem in January when the now proposed blackouts are happening

Beg for free electric innit. She's Mrs hinch ya know, she doesn't have to pay

 

[Pollyanna263]

Guyschhh did she ever post a pic of the removal van on the new drive? Do I get my bingo?

 

[SuzieMCR]

I've missed some posts can someone enlighten me as to why the question about whether she was asked to be bridesmade had a lot of information that literally was irrelevant

Cos she’s a Billy liar.

 

[Nicnak21]

It’s how they so viciously defend her that gets me. I mean, I idolised George Michael back in the day but i wouldn’t be so quick to attack anyone that had a difference of opinion!

Yeah exactly that too, morons!

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Thread title suggestion: Saint Soph's sister is probably getting Greyskull.

Looks like she is still working with Tesco for a while if she has an autumn and winter range to shill. The range won't last much longer.

 

[Unicornishpastie]

It's not. It's her sister. Her sister even said she was moving.

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I bet it won’t take her a year to move in to castle greyskull, she’ll be in there like a shot, free rent an all

 

[Pepsi]

I’m struggling with life at the moment so haven’t read any of this thread but I hope she names a hen after me

I’m guessing
Peggy
Penny
Poppy
Posey
Patsy

Sending hugs @Pollyanna263

 

[springheeledyeti]

Also does anyone else find it weird that Henry chooses to sleep alone? My dogs will always choose to sleep in my room (if I leave my door open!).

trying to get some peace from the cackling, screeching and photographing of his doodah!

 

[Secretbrillopad]

I’m struggling with life at the moment so haven’t read any of this thread but I hope she names a hen after me

She'd better. Sending you loads of love Pol. X

 

[emmiepop]

ohhhh what number was this please??

ENJOY!

Mrs Hinch #306 devastated by the news, but made sure to show her bump and rings

I DM’d her on insta saying I hoped her sister was in her support bubble as visiting other households isn’t allowed and someone with millions of followers I’d like to think wouldn’t be breaking the rules. I doubt she’ll acknowledge it or reply but I’m sick of these people thinking they’re above...

tattle.life

 

[Smith]

Surely it’s a joke. No one would buy this

You wouldn't think so would you but every item has lots of reviews from people saying how much they love their purchase! Imagine actually having that bedding. It's enough to give you nightmares