Lazy chavy toser who thinks he’s a celeb and young stud and of course most importantly ego booster and ass licker of the cash machine he calls his wife
Mrs Hinch #570 Old McHinch is getting some hens.. E i E i NO!!
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She’ll never be happy
Been out all day so just looked to see if the move had taken place….normal service then…. Henners lying on the couch like a Roman emperor with his knob out. Enjoy that #giftedcouch “special family”. You’ll be needing that narnia cupboard of fabreze. Does that come with the contract??!
War and peace to pack a jar 
could have read it 4 times in the time she’s taken to move
could have read it 4 times in the time she’s taken to move
I reckon if you start on Monday you could probably read it AT LEAST once before she's actually moved in.War and peace to pack a jar
could have read it 4 times in the time she’s taken to move
Totally read that in Nanny Plum's voice. Ah man, if only NP were real she could turn Sopha into a frog and ruin the Crem with a jelly flood. Why isn't kids TV real?!
Excellent recap
the relentless misery of W&P mirrors the dire length of this house move perfectly!
Poor Henry...this is one very depressed Dog.
“Once it’s gone, it’s really gone!” Soph dear, my local Tesco still has a bunch of your last offerings in the reduced section so I’m not sure that’s true.
Your dog isn't in a "huff"... he is likely bored and with some stimulation will perk right up. Walks aside as we know those don't happen, where are all of his toys?! Random balls and stuffies should be in every corner of the house 
... but then she doesn't let her kids have toys, so no hope for the dog.
... but then she doesn't let her kids have toys, so no hope for the dog.
Sure someone on the last thread mentioned she could work in a chipshop once Instagram goes tits up.
Lol hi soph stuck 50p in jamie to prove he was filming you and not fiddle
Lol hi soph
stuck 50p in jamie to prove he was filming you and not fiddle
Hi soph, hi Jamie, nice to see you’ve caught up on tattle
Also what's he in a huff about..usually he's done something naughty. Will shame her kids online but not her dog. How ironicYour dog isn't in a "huff"... he is likely bored and with some stimulation will perk right up. Walks aside as we know those don't happen, where are all of his toys?! Random balls and stuffies should be in every corner of the house
... but then she doesn't let her kids have toys, so no hope for the dog.
Wtaf!! Is this the most longest drawn out move known to man!?? They need to get this in the Guinness World Records ffs 
Not sure if they moved weeks ago or just dragging it out for content Who gives a tit ffs. And as for sting everything, thought you had an interior designer? When will people get a life and stop hanging onto her everyword!??
Not sure if they moved weeks ago or just dragging it out for content Who gives a tit ffs. And as for sting everything, thought you had an interior designer? When will people get a life and stop hanging onto her everyword!?? 
Somebody's been reading Tattle 
Jimbob nobody wants to see your gherkin 🤏
Jimbob nobody wants to see your gherkin 🤏
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Tell me you don’t read tattle……
Why the hell is she wrapping each item? When I moved I literally packed all of the kitchen jar/breakable stuff tightly as I could in a box then topped with a layer of bubble wrap. Took seconds.
She's a dick.
She's a dick.
That makes it so obvious they’re reading here, hi guysHi soph, hi Jamie, nice to see you’ve caught up on tattle
She is a dick! What’s with the brand new paper to wrap. I collected and used old newspapers for my breakables. She’s so relatable…not!
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